Rolling With the Punches: My Top Music Purchases of 2025

2025 was a year filled with change, progress, fallbacks, pressure, and growth for me. I turned 21, I finished my AA degree, I hit my five year anniversary with my girlfriend, I changed my direction in college, I went camping without parental supervision for the first time, I picked up some sign language (something I thought was impossible for me), I saw tons of great new movies, I went to a couple of great concerts with some people I love, and of course, I found a ton of great music to buy.

Honorable Mentions of 2025:

  • Slow Sun by Richard Alfaro (2024) (Chill-wave Electronic)

The album in one sentence: Incredibly vitalizing, brimming with creativity and high notes.

Format: Vinyl LP

Favorite Tracks: Moments, Eternal, and Light.

  • A Pleasant Surprise by Tone Spliff and Freddie Black (2025) (Rap)

The album in one sentence: A fun throwback to 90’s style rap from Black, with unique, juicy production by the talented Tone Spliff.

Format: Jewel case CD

Favorite Tracks: Thank God, Destiny Manifest, and Time Dwindlin’.

  • Goodbye Horses EP by Q Lazzarus (2025) (Alternative)

The EP in one sentence: Moody beyond words, and a cult classic of 80’s alternative funk.

Format: 45rpm 12 inch Vinyl LP

Favorite Tracks: Goodbye Horses (Extended Mix) and Hellfire (Edit).

  • Weekends of Sound by 764-Hero (2000) (Alternative Rock)

The album in one sentence: A grungy, patient, loud, and angsty album, spawned from an underrated local Seattle band.

Format: Jewel case CD

Favorite Tracks: Weekends of Sound (a fantastic song), and You Were the Long Way Home

  • Surround (Soundscape 1) by Hiroshi Yoshimura (1986) (Japanese Ambient)

The album in one sentence: An absolutely stellar album for relaxation that is comprised of subtly layered instruments and ambience that form a thick, low-strung hammock, made for rocking you gently into a dream-like trance.

Format: Digipack CD

Favorite Tracks: Time Forest (it’s a great track that evolves and hits it’s stride around the five minute mark), Green Shower, and Something Blue.

  • Screaming For Vengeance by Judas Priest (1982) (Heavy Metal)

The album in one sentence: A killer hard rock classic, that shreds your audio system to bits in the best way.

Format: Jewel case CD

Favorite Tracks: You’ve Got Another Thing Coming (completely bad ass), Electric Eye, and Pain and Pleasure (a very underrated Priest song).

  • Boundary Problems by Time Pieces (2022) (Alternative Post Rock)

The album in two sentences: A really good instrumental album made by a supergroup consisting of band members from the Six Parts Seven, Minus the Bear, and Band of Horses, mostly themed around geologic processes and the human experience. Strange, I know, but it’s awesome.

Format: Vinyl LP

Favorite Tracks: Radiometric Dating (an emotional 9 minute long adventure), Boundary Problems, and 90’s Guitar Music (11 minutes of kazoo music… Of course I’m kidding, it’s 11 minutes of lively guitar music).

  • My Own Prison by Creed (1997) (grunge rock)

The album in one sentence: An absolutely killer debut album by Creed, with a nice range of emotion-driven songs that would please even the most skeptical rock fans.

Format: Jewel case CD

Favorite Tracks: My Own Prison (My favorite Creed song), What’s This Life For, and One.

  • Upper Mezzanine by Sex Week (2025) (Alternative/Slowcore)

The EP in 27 sentences: I met these guys in concert. In person they explained that they feel like they’re on the come up but haven’t made it to the top yet, hence the title Upper Mezzanine (the middle tier in a live theatre). Sex Week consists of two people, Pearl Amanda Dickson and Richard Orofino, with both of them lending vocals, and Richard playing guitar, and they are incredible together. The unique reverb-heavy sound of their music is intoxicating live, but sounds great on CD too!

Format: Jewel case CD

Favorite Tracks: Lone Wolf (so so enthralling, especially with a sizable subwoofer), Beethoven, and Coach (So catchy).

  • I’ll Be Here by Vines (2025) (Alternative ethereal)

The album in one sentence: A self-inflection-filled, brutally beautiful album from an up and coming New York woman, that reminds me sonically of Bo Burnham’s Inside, with a lot less comedic relief.

Format: Vinyl LP

Favorite Tracks: Evicted, Undercurrent, Tired, and OMW.

  • The Way The Wind Blows by Susy Sun (2019) (Folk)

The album in two sentences: A folk album created and driven by a young woman that grew up in Yakima Washington. She has one of the most beautiful female voices in music, and has some very unique folk songs to her name.

Format: Vinyl LP

Favorite Tracks: The Way the Wind Blows, Heart of Gold, and Calling You the Same.

  • A Blessing and a Curse by The Drive-By Truckers

The album in one sentence: A heartbreak-love album for the ages, with a southern touch that cannot be replicated by anyone but DBT themselves.

Favorite Tracks: Daylight, Feb 14, and A World of Hurt (such an underrated song).

My Top Music Purchases of 2025

Every album I talk about below is truly golden. At this point, they’re getting almost impossible to rank in order from worst to greatest, because they’re all top tier. I can’t recommend the titles below enough, whether you buy them or stream them, you’re going to be happy with what you get. I had an absolute blast this year discovering more female artists, delving deeper into 90’s rock, scratching more of the surface in the post-rock genre, seeing a couple more live concerts that were stellar, finding more ambient music to swaddle myself in, as well as digging more into metal music than ever before! I had a great journey this year in the music realm. Now, allow me to guide you musingly through a recap of the highlights. For each album, for the sake of brevity, I’ll only talk about 3 songs or so.

16: No Place Like Home (2025) by Badflower

Format: Double Vinyl LP

Purchased from: Artist’s Official Merch Store Online

Josh Katz is a singer who has carried a lot on his shoulders in the past decade. Suicidal thoughts and substance abuse, alongside the pressure of being the face of an up and coming rock band. Kudo’s to him however, as he has achieved sobriety just before making their most recent collection of punk music, No Place Like Home. I’ve heard Badflower’s music for a while on my local rock radio station, but when I heard the new single Paws on the radio, it gave me pause; Not only because it sounded different than they usually do, but also because it sounded unique compared to a lot of the rock radio hits from the past few years. This felt more like stadium rock than the common sound of the 2020’s, and I love stadium rock as a genre. So I preordered their album…

I’ll start my review by talking about the packaging of the release. The album cover depicts Josh Katz trying to eat a hammer…(Maybe he’s not sober after all, guys). The record sleeve is a gatefold jacket housing two records. Inside the gatefold, you’ll find “family portraits” of each band member (Josh Katz, Alex Espiritu, Joey Morrow, and Anthony Sonetti) hung over cracked and peeling wallpaper, with the bottom left corner containing special acknowledgements from the band. The back cover of the sleeve depicts all of the band members in a selfie, with the track list written in chalk on the decrepit wall behind them. The inner record sleeves have the lyrics to each song printed on them which is a fantastic touch, seeing as the lyrics in this album are full of references, irony, and at times are hard to make out due to the loud nature of the band, leaving the listener with quite a bit to dissect as you listen through. The records themselves are translucent gray with black marbling.

London is one of the singles from the album and it is definitely the most ear-wormy songs of the project, and well-deserving of its status as a single. It’s a love song from the perspective of a young man trying to get the woman he is dating to move with him to London. There is an interesting line in the chorus where Katz sings:

Take my money and you could have whatever you like
Just quit your job and we can move to London tonight (that’s right)
I will be your lover and you could be my trouble and strife (All night)

Excerpt from London, by Badflower

Where he sings that she can be his “trouble and strife” is what interests me, because it is the only negative thing said in the song about the love interest. Does he want to make this sudden move to try to fix a rocky relationship? It seems like it to me, because this song doesn’t have many comedic bits, so I don’t take that line as teasing. It seems really earnest, all of it. So then is it a good thing that he sings lovingly about dealing with their issues, or is it a bad thing that he characterizes her as his “trouble and strife”? But honestly, I’m just here for the chorus. It sounds great! Great production on this song, and great vocals from Katz.

The next song, What’s the Point, is really damn good. It has a down-tempo quiet tone that is so different from the first half of the album, and it makes for a break-neck tone switch, but that makes the song even more emotional. Katz just ponders his current position in life, digging back into those themes of depression that made the band so popular with songs like Ghost. This song explodes in the end, and I love the emotional discharge that Katz vomits into the mic. He let’s all of this out and then returns to the soft-spoken defeated tone from the beginning of the song. It’s a cool song!

Paws is the song that introduced me to this album, and I’m kind of in love with the song. It is about the death of the singer’s dog, and how impactful that was for him. Sometimes a simple prompt like this can really draw a great sound out of a musician. This song is the kind that would fill a stadium with swaying arms and bodies, and although this isn’t necessarily stadium rock to a tee, I imagine it to be the modern version of stadium rock, a bridge between current rock and 80’s rock. It has a longing sound to it filled with nostalgia, which gives it the perfect feeling for a tribute.

The next track, Let Me Get Something Off My Chest, has a really fun a care-free attitude to it that I now associate with much of this album. The song is about a man who has made up a bunch of stuff to get a girl interested in him, and now he is revealing just how much he was lying about. It get’s funnier as he reveals more and more. But suddenly the song switches to how much she had presented herself as a different person too, and it’s actually really sweet.

I fell in love on the internet
She comforts me when I’m upset
I think she photoshops her breasts
And I’m obsessed
Your face is rough, with no makeup
But you’re a supermodel, so perfect to me
I’m still on your side, but I know you lied

Lie with me my love
I can’t shut up, ’cause I’m so in love

Excerpt from Let Me Get Something Off My Chest, by Badflower

So much to unpack there. The action of pointing out her imperfections in an offensive and brash tone which is followed up by reassurance afterwards that those imperfections are loved, reminded me of a sonnet by Shakespeare. Sonnet 130, to be specific. In Sonnet 130, Shakespeare writes the famous line “My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun” and goes on to say that “…In some perfumes is there more delight, than in the breath that from my mistress reeks”. The sonnet is filled with Shakespeare satirizing other poetry of the time that makes their lover out to be a statue with no imperfections. But he finishes the sonnet with the lines “And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare as any she belied with false compare.” The word belied could be replaced with betrayed, and it makes the sentence make more sense in modern day English. In the same way that Shakespeare is pointing out the silliness of exaggerated love poems, Badflower is pointing out the goofy way that many love songs today make it seem like the Sun shines from the woman’s asshole. She is not “perfect”, and every detail is something that draws your interest further into her, and makes it feel as rare as any love that could compare. This song is really cool for that, and tells that story in today’s modern lingo, with filters and photoshop, and I love that.

Over all, this is a solid album from the band, and one that I’m happy I blind-bought, only having heard two songs prior to my initial listen of the album. The quality is pretty consistent in this album, and I know Katz said he was worried that their sound would change because of his sobriety, and it has; But change isn’t always a bad thing Mr. Katz. Keep up the good work!

15: Sevendust (1997) by Sevendust

Format: Jewel Case CD

Purchased from: Ebay

This album is bad to the bone. It’s a metal album that I absolutely love, from a band that I’ve really enjoyed discovering this year. Sevendust joined together in Atlanta, Georgia in 1994, quickly realizing that they all had great band chemistry together. The lead singer, Lajon Witherspoon, is a black lead vocalist, and initially got a lot of flack for being a black metal singer, and in his words a lot of that pushback was from the black community. I don’t know where the brains of those people are, but they certainly weren’t attached when those remarks were made, because these guys ROCK!

I’ll start off by talking about my favorite song of the album, Black. This track opens the CD with a wavering electric guitar that feels like the calm before the storm. Suddenly drums and bass crash through the speakers. The song continues to build this heavy momentum that, if seen in person, might run you down. It just has this almost effortless flow that carries throughout the whole song, which is rare. With many songs in this genre, I find that the hook or the bridge or SOME part of the song is lacking, while the rest is really cool, but there isn’t one single second of wasted talent on this track. It even evolves the hook over time, so that it doesn’t get repetitive. This song is about a man’s struggle with his demons, and his undying intentions to stay on track. The contents of the lyrics aren’t all that unique for the genre, but the sound these guys can produce floors me, every time.

Bitch is the next song on the tracklist, and it is a little more exploratory for them. It juxtaposes lighthearted soft-spoken bits of music, with speaker-blowing metal. It achieves an interesting sound with this approach, and I think that the soft-spoken hook is the better half of the song, but it is all good. This song definitely rocks, and the crescendo at the end of the song is rad. Terminator is a great song too, with a slower paced bass/guitar riff that really let’s the lyrics shine. The lyrics here focus on Lajon’s struggle to come up in the music industry, and now that he has pushed his way into the industry, he basically warns that nobody should stand in his way again, because he is a “terminator determined to end your life”. He explains that it gets increasingly harder to be this robot though, turning off his emotions and whatnot, because he sees all of his friends going down different paths, and he has a nasty streak of bad luck, but he once again tells us that he is a terminator, apparently confirming that he is going to soldier through the hardships no matter what. I really like the sound of this song, although it’s a bit repetitive.

The last song I want to highlight from this album is Will It Bleed. This song mixes sad lyrics with a metal instrumental, and Lajon slowly screams louder and with more force as the song builds. I love the hook of this song:

Connection find direction
Hate inside of me
Will it ever, will I ever
Let it take me

I’d rather kill myself
Than put you through the pain again

Excerpt from Will It Bleed by Sevendust

This hook just sounds so good, and is yet another track that I think would sound fantastic in person, and be a great song to mosh to.

14: Turbo (1986) by Judas Priest

Format: Jewel Case CD

Purchased from: Amazon

I definitely love Judas Priest, and their particular brand of metal. The 80’s was a great time for rock, with genres like glam rock, heavy metal, and new wave all solidifying their place in rock and roll history. Judas Priest is my favorite British rock band, because their energy and unique edgy flare to their sound is really hard to replace. I had a hard time deciding whether to put the bands ’86 album Turbo or their record from ’82, Screaming For Vengeance, in this spot because both are really cool albums. In the end I chose the more consistent album, which is Turbo. Although their ’82 album contains my favorite song of theirs, You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’, Turbo has fewer lulls in the quality, and I want to highlight the best of the album below.

The opener to the CD is the best song of the album, Turbo Lover. The song opens with what you could imagine is the sound of a large industrial vehicle revving to life, and then backfiring as those drums pounce into the mix. The production on this song is really damn good for a rock song, with a complex mix of guitar synths that give the track a retro-futuristic sound. I love the steady escalation of the song, with the first lyrics of the song sounding like a stage whisper. At around the 1:30 mark of the song, Rob Halford raises his voice to a speech-giving volume, asserting a more dominant sound. Finally, at around the 2 minute mark, the song breaks into the chorus, sounding as if a whole choir is backing Halford at this point. The chorus is really damn good, and I’d love to see it in the soundtrack to a blockbuster film, because it has that high octane energy to it that would lend well to a Hollywood action-thriller. The wavering guitar shred that comes and goes in the background of the song is awesome, and the chorus only gets better as it is repeated throughout the song. This song is pure adrenaline.

Private Property is my second favorite track of the album. It has a more traditional metal sound, with less synthesizer manipulation. This let’s Halford’s vocals and Glenn Tipton’s guitar shine. In my opinion Tipton is one of the greatest guitarists of all time, and this song is a prime example of why I think that. His instrumental breaks in the songs of this album are what keep this album from ever slipping to being “just okay”. The CD also contains the lyrics to every song, which is a great touch. In Private Property, my favorite part is when Halford warns:

Don’t you touch, don’t get near
Don’t take me for a fool
Make no mistake, no give and take
I’m too good for you

Excerpt from Private Property, by Judas Priest

That part of the song is a perfect rock trifecta, with great vocals, a great guitar riff, and a proper drumbeat and bass guitar to hold everything together.

The last song I’ll mention from this great album is Reckless, the final song of the album. It sounds like such a classic 80’s rock track. This song sounds like a radio hit, and I’m mildly surprised this track isn’t more popular, but then again, Priest has so many underrated songs. This one is such a solid album closer, and I feel the guitar break from Tipton is probably my favorite guitar solo of the album.

Over all, this album is great with its original 9 song track list, but this CD version that I got is the remastered edition of the album, which comes with two bonus tracks: All Fired Up (bonus song) and Locked In (Live version). Both of those were good additions that made me feel like I got my money’s worth with this purchase. I’d definitely recommend owning it if you’re into this era of rock, as well as Screaming For Vengeance.

13: Sunburn (1998) by Fuel

Format: Jewel Case CD

Purchased from: Amazon

I had the pleasure of seeing Fuel in person in 2025, with my best friend Hudson. They sadly didn’t have the original lead singer, Brett Scallions, who’s voice added leagues of talent to the band, but they were still cool! The original guitarist and songwriter for the band, Carl Bell, was still with the band, so it was AWESOME to see him go to work in person. Me and Hudson were front row, nearly close enough to touch the musicians, and it was certainly an unforgettable concert. I was more familiar with the album Something Like Human, the bands breakout project from 2000, before going to this concert. But their previous album, Sunburn, ended up being my favorite of the two projects after digging into them more.

There are many good songs on this album, but I’ll just talk about my top 4 here. I’ll start with the sonic injection that is Song For You. This song is a perfect example of the vibe that this album is best at achieving, because many vibes are displayed by Sunburn, but my favorite flavor is on display in this song. The lead singer’s voice, the one and only Brett Scallion, perfectly pairs with these downbeat nostalgia filled riffs, similar to the feeling that 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins gives off. This song feels very similar to Smashing Pumpkins in many ways, but mostly in terms of the guitar, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they took inspiration from them for this one.

The song Hideaway continues this same kind of sound, and it achieves that feeling even more effectively. I like the lyrics here, where Scallions sings about looking for someone to take his place so that he can hide from his troubled life. The emotions in the song are relatable for many people, and I find the guitar breaks from Carl Bell to be really nice here. The song that inspired the album’s name is great! Sunburn features vocals and a country-tinged rock sound that the band perfected in later albums, but is produced with an authenticity here that is perfect in it’s own way.

Lastly, my favorite song of the album, and perhaps the reason I ranked this album so high, is Shimmer. I hadn’t heard this until recently, and I’m not sure why! It’s such a great song, and the pinnacle of Fuel’s catalogue for me. I know Hemorrhage is many people’s favorite Fuel song, and that make’s some sense to me, but this song has a sweet-sounding side to it, where as Hemorrhage is all hard rock. To me, that contrast between the softer side of the track and the harder chorus is what makes the song so replayable for me, and it often get’s stuck in my head. Sadly, when I saw this song in person, I feel like the band underperformed, but I luckily I got the band to sign a shirt that contains all of the lyrics to this song while I was there, so that made up for it. They were awesome to meet, and I was happy they stayed after to meet all of their fans for free, because I’m used to having to hand over my wallet for such experiences. Anyway, this album is great 90’s rock, and I’d recommend it.

12: Oyster (2025) by Chloe Moriondo

Format: Vinyl LP

Purchased: In person, at concert venue

This album is modern alt-pop at it’s most catchy. Me and my girlfriend have adored Chloe for years now but we only just got to see her for the first time last year, with the release of her latest album Oyster. To me personally, I think this is her best album yet, just behind Blood Bunny for me. It mixes the raw alternative sound of Blood Bunny (2021) with the raw untamed energy of SUCKERPUNCH (2022) into a swirling saltwater concoction that is endlessly alluring. This album is so consistently good it is hard to narrow it down to a mere 4 songs to highlight, but I’ll try my best.

I’ll start by talking about Raw, which me and girlfriend both really enjoy. This track opens with relaxed vocals, almost like a lullaby. The instrumental backing consists of quick synth beats that aren’t overpowering, but instead support the chill vibe of the track. The song follows Chloe’s state of emotions after a rough year. She feels raw, like every inch of skin is an open wound, and each new obstacle she faces is like salt being rubbed into the sores. She explains later in the song that she can keep a hard exterior, but she can’t “keep [herself] inside it”. My love for this song of course stems from Chloe’s knack for creating catchy/cute lyrics that cover tough subject matter, but my nostalgia for this song specifically also makes it worth talking about to me. This song is something me and my girlfriend often referenced and quoted, and that bond and time period is now associated with this song for me.

Hate It is the next song I need to talk about. This song (and the music video) is great. Chloe sings about her dissatisfaction with having to watch, who I assume is her ex lover, receive love and attention, while Moriondo is forced to move on and try to snuff her own love out. This song was very cool when I saw it performed live and it simply has a fun concert-esque grandiose production, that feels inherently like something fans would sing along to in a crowded room. Nonetheless, this song is great to sing along to all by your lonesome, too.

Pond is so damn good too. This song follows Moriondo as she waits by the “pond”, as she looks at other fish in sea. She sings of her fears:

I’ve been waiting at the pond
but it’s been too long
and I’m scared that I can’t love somebody else
I feel lonely, like you’re the only
person I’ll hear in the back of my mind

Excerpt from Pond, by Chloe Moriondo

As far as soft alt-pop ballads go, this one hits deep, thanks to Moriondo’s elegant and fragile voice. She knows how to open up in a soft manner, despite the fact that this album is packed with club-bouncing-beats. Chloe’s consistency on the album is what makes me feel like this was a well crafted release, and the physical record is a beautiful blue, and the album cover is one well-worth displaying. Over all, I’d highly recommend checking Moriondo’s music out and seeing her person, because she has great stage presence and seems genuinely nice to all of her fans. The community she has built through her music seems very kind to one another as well, and it seems like such a wholesome fanbase.

11: Over The Hedge: Music From the Motion Picture (2006) by Ben Folds and Rupert Gregson-Williams

Format: Jewel case CD

Purchased from: Amazon

I was shown the film Over The Hedge (2006) for the first time, by my younger cousin Zaedyn this year. Many people have told me since then how late I am to the party, but God damn did I enjoy the film. My favorite part of the film, however, played over the credits (No, not an end credit scene setting up an extended Over The Hedge universe, although an OTHU could easily be the next big thing). It was a song by Ben Folds, titled Rockin’ The Suburbs (Over The Hedge Version). Initially, the song had been released in Ben Fold’s 2001 album of the same name, but was completely reworked with new lyrics that fit the story of the film more distinctly. I love this version of the song so, so much. It not only has the talents of Ben Folds, though, but features a cameo from William Shatner who also stars in the movie. I’ve been a fan of Shatner for a long time, so to be surprised by his lengthy cameo in the song was fantastic for me.

The song starts off with a high pitched synthesizer that seems typical of a children’s film, but quickly evolves as drums and guitar rumble to life. Ben Folds’ voice in the song sounds typical for many of the punk rock bands of the time, but his lyrical prowess is what sets it apart. The lyrics take jabs at colonization and the spreading curse of suburbanization. This urban sprawl has many negative effects, such as pollution, low-density housing, car-dependent communities, which all result in destroying the natural habitat of many of the critters that the film centers around. The song perfectly satirizes these communities from the perspective of the animals, instead of from his POV like the song originally centered on.

THE CHORUS OF THE SONG IS AWESOME. I’m telling you, if this wasn’t the song from an original soundtrack to a children’s film, this would have been a radio hit. Don’t ask me why Ben Fold’s original song didn’t become a radio hit, I can’t tell you. Maybe people thought the lyrics were too goofy to be taken seriously in the rock community, but come on, IT SOUNDS GREAT. Then William Shatner’s cameo is one of the best mid-song breaks that I’ve seen in a soundtrack to anything. Shatner really nails the “angry white old neighbor next door” tone, and it makes me laugh every time. I’ll put part of it down below, but because it is a long monologue, I will not include all of it.

“Actually we do have a few things in common…
We do live on the same cul-de-sac, that’s common ground
and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except in reverse
your garage is on the left and mine is on the r-
Nooo, it wasn’t me that dialed 911 at 6:31 PM Wednesday
about your son’s noisy garage band.
Anyway, it’s about your dog,
and of course about our garbage and some of the neighbors’ garbage cans-
Nooo, I’m sorry it is your dog, who’s been strewing garbage around the block
AND I have digital evidence complete with red-eye reduction,
which I will email to you to prove that it is in fact your dog.
Now, I have to warn you that I have a black-belt in karate too,
and I certainly don’t mind using it if necessary.
No not on you! On… YOUR… STINKING… DOOOOOOOOG!

Excerpt of William Shatner, from Rockin’ the Suburbs (Over The Hedge Version), by Ben Folds

This song is genuinely top tier, and everything about it is so fucking memorable. As Shatner’s screams morph into the sound of the squealing guitar, the chorus explodes, marking my favorite moment in the song. The guitar solo in the fifth minute of the song is fantastic, and the zany synth sounds backing the punk-fused guitar riffs are the perfect cure for a bad mood. This song is simply bad ass, and top tier OST music, if I know anything about the topic. This song will most likely make a resurgence on social media if I had to guess, due to the nostalgia for Over The Hedge and thanks to the songs status as an instant underground classic (which I just made up). Give this song a damn listen.

However, the album has other great songs too! Another Ben Folds song, Still, is a great song despite being the opposite of Rockin’ The Suburbs. It’s a soft ballad, made for a very different part of the film. The vocalization mid way through the song, similar to acapella, is a lovely break between his soft toned voice, giving the song a fairy-tale lullaby tone, despite the melancholic subject matter. The song has deep themes in it’s short two stanza lyric page.

I must give the impression
That I have the answers for everything
You were so disappointed
To see me unravel so easily
It’s only change
It’s only everything I know
It’s only change, and I’m only changing

You want something that’s constant
And I only wanted to be me
But watch even the stars above
Things that seem still are still changing

Lyrics of the song Still, by Ben Folds

Everybody changes, and nobody has all the answers, which are common sentiments that are easy to forget. It’s okay to change, as everything is constantly changing. The song is actually brought back for a second time at the end of the CD I own, for Still (Reprise). This adds more lyrics and has a bigger band backing the vocals, and it is an even better version of the song.

The next great song from this album is called Heist. This track is once again upbeat like Rockin’ The Suburbs, with an optimistic vibe that feels like the soundtrack to the life of the happiest person alive. The good spirits of Ben Folds are contagious, and this song proves that. I love the chorus, and the instrumental break near the middle of the song that is more punk-driven than the rest of the song, with odd burbling synths that evolve into wavering light keys, and then it all melts back into that chorus, “You don’t pay the tab ’til the last drop, so we all ride for nothing, ’cause this train never stops.” It’s a very fun song.

Overall, the only thing that drags this album to number 11, is that it is inconsistent. A lot of the instrumental tracks from Rupert Gregson-Williams, while mostly alright, drag the quality down some. I like certain songs, such as The Family Awakes, but for the most part, he is doing mostly standard family movie music. Ben Folds is definitely the standout, but it’s still one of my top albums of the year, for his contributions alone.

10: The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess (2023) by Chappell Roan

Format: Double LP vinyl

Purchased from: Artist’s Official Merch Store Online

I’ll start by saying that I bought the one year anniversary edition of the album, which ended up being one of the coolest physical releases of the year for me. Her label put a ton of effort into making it feel special, and I’ll detail for you how. First off, they housed the record sleeve inside of a side-loading slip cover, which doubles as a frame for Roan’s face on the album cover. The slip cover is green and looks like green stage curtains, with coral colored highlights. The back of that slip-cover also has the track list of the album embossed into the cardstock.

The gatefold itself has gorgeous photography depicting Roan looking somewhat stoic, never smiling, as usual. Inside of the record sleeves, they put small silver stars that are kind of just free to stick to whatever, and occasionally fall off and bedazzle your record shelf. It’s one of the most unique things I’ve personally seen in a record package, considering they’re usually super clean. Both record covers contain all of the lyrics to each song, on a printed surface that looks like scratch paper, as if she just wrote the lyrics down. There are also lip-stick stains all over the inner sleeves, where she kissed mine (and only mine I’m sure, it’s not just a printed design, I swear.)

But anyway, the vinyl itself is great too! It is a heavy-weight record, at least 180 grams, and both records come in this vivid orange color that is striking on my white record set-up. I love the printed design on the center stamped label of the records, which is a spiral of stars that increase in size as the spiral stretches out. These look cool when it is spinning on the record player.

The music though, is why I’m really here talking about this release. 14 songs long, and not one is skippable. It’s honestly incredible what Roan created. It’s extremely hard to narrow it down to just a few songs to talk about, but I’ll give it a shot. The album opener is a good place to start, Femininomenon. That is a mouth-full, I know, but Roan makes it sound effortless as it rolls off her tongue. The song starts off sounding like a ballad, but about a minute in a soft buzzing starts, like a skill saw cutting wood, and Roan spits “Dude, can you play a song with a fucking beat!” and then the chorus turns the volume up. She has the biting sarcasm that makes you laugh, but lyrics that are relatable and endearing. She has her own flavor, and it is definitely worth the hype. This is a club song for the ages.

The next track I have to talk about is Kaleidoscope. This song follows Chappell Roan, from the perspective of a woman who has just been broken up with. She sings about how the relationship changed her, for better and worse. This song’s flow and lyrics remind me of Joji’s song A Glimpse of Us. It’s an underrated song on the Midwest Princess album, but it is probably the best ballad of the project.

Pink Pony Club is a well-known anthem at this point, especially amongst LGBTQ individuals, and for great reason. This is the best song of the album. It is about the dream of finding a community where you can stand in the spotlight in a group of people that look at you and cheer you on, at the Pink Pony Club, where your oppressive parents won’t find you. She sings about her mother finding her and screaming “oh, what have you done”. But Roan promises that she’ll keep dancing at the Pink Pony Club. Both electric guitar crescendos in the song are radical, and I can’t imagine a person that couldn’t dance to the song. I love this song, and I’m so happy I own it.

NAKED IN MANHATTAN IS AWESOME TOO. This is probably tied for my favorite song of the album. The pulsing beat in the background perfectly aids her driving voice until the softer bridge of the song occurs, building to an amazing chorus that is unforgettable. The lyrics are simple, but the vibes are off the charts. Roan explores her sexuality in the song, which is explored often on the album, with this whole song being about her romance with another woman. The chorus pleads “touch me, touch me, touch me”, and it is so fun to sing along to. It’s a truly special song.

Guilty Pleasure is the last song on the album, and it’s a perfect ending to it. This song is seemingly about a guy that she desperately wants to get to know more personally…Ehem, much more personally. It’s yet another with irresistible flow and melody, but this song is definitely slower paced to begin with. It breaks into dance music later on, which is typical for this album. Her chorus is fun in this one, but the ending of the song is the really cool part. She literally yodels, and as far as a young midwestern white woman goes, she’s great at it (it sounds edited, but it’s still funny to me that there is any yodeling in my pop music). That is a high note to exit the album on.

I definitely love Chappell Roan, real name Kayleigh Rose Amstutz, and she deserves so much praise. This is a feminist album that is pure fun, with some really deep songs like Coffee, and some really light-hearted songs like Naked in Manhattan. She embraces sexuality, and it’s a lot if you’re not used to that sort of thing, but it’s definitely not out of the ordinary. Many women sing of such things, Roan is just the best at it right now. She’s badass, and I’m excited to see where she goes! This is merely her debut album, so she’s got a ton of room in career to grow and experiment with her flavor of art.

9: The April Wine Collection (1992) by April Wine

Format: CD boxset

Purchased from: Amazon

This 4 CD collection contains 67 (shut up) songs, and it’s mostly great stuff. April Wine is an arena rock band popular during the 70’s and 80’s, and they hail from Canada. Canadian rock bands are always underrated but these guys are criminally underrated. They have a multitude of songs, but this collection arranges it into 4 sections: The Singles, The Rock Songs, Vintage Wine, and Live. Each CD has its own reason to pop it in. The first one though, The Singles, is probably the most stacked. April Wine had a fantastic range of singles, from different stages in the evolution of the band, providing a wide range of rock to the fans.

The first song I’ll talk about is the opening track of the collection, Fast Train. This song is the band’s very first lead single, from their debut album. This song released in 1971, reaching the top-100 chart in Canada on the RPM 100 Singles chart, peaking at number 38. The song deserved the attention, because despite sounding typical of the time, this sound wasn’t common in Canada, and certainly not with as much rhythm and style as April Wine brought to the table. This song has a somewhat folk-rock sound to it, with an acoustic 30 second opening to the song that draws you in to their clear storytelling. The lyrics and rhythm to this song feel slow and steady, never muddying the story of the song. The lead singer, Myles Goodwyn, sings about two very different outcomes of people starting a new chapter in their life far away from home. One is constantly paying for his mistakes, and one is seemingly happy with their choice. The “Fast Train” that Goodwyn sings about is a metaphor for life. A life in which, if you don’t get off on the right stop, you might be destined to pay for that mistake for a long time; Therefore, have a destination in mind. The lyrics to this single aren’t very complex, and half of the song is the chorus repeated over and over, but the big attractor about it is the sound. These guys just sound great jamming together, and back in the early 70’s, I’m sure Canadians were eager to hear more from the group. They would soon get what they were craving, and maybe more than they bargained for.

April Wine released a total of ten albums in the 1970’s alone, and by the the time Goodwyn died in 2023, the band had a whopping discography that consisted of 25 albums, including live and studio works. They changed their sound over the decade, and turned more into a hair metal band than a folk-rock band, and definitely leaned into that appearance with their album covers and costumes in concert. While their later music is what I come to them for, I thought it was important to mention Fast Train, which got them their start, and ensured the later records would come.

The next track I want to gab about is a song that was never actually included on any of their studio albums, but is included in this boxset: I’m on Fire for You Baby. This song is a cover of David Elliot’s song of the same name, but sounds so good coming from April Wine. Seeing as it is a cover it certainly sounds different than the band’s typical stuff, but it’s a nice detour. It is a laid-back love song with a sense of sensual honesty, which the guitar work from Gary Moffet and Myles Goodwyn perfectly accompanies.

Later on the tracklist, things really start to heat up. The songs are listed in chronological order, so you get to see the band progress as the CD continues, which saves many of the best songs for last. In 1976 the band released the single Like a Lover Like a Song, which is one of my favorites of theirs. I’m a big fan of rock ballads, and Goodwyn’s voice is perfect for them. The chorus to this song is intoxicating and if you like love ballads of the time such as the work of the Carpenters, then this song is for you.

And we can get there if we try
And I wanna live if I have to die
And it’ll come so sweet and softly, like a song
And really turn me on, like a lover, like a song
Really turn me on, turn me on

Excerpt from Like a Lover Like a Song, by April Wine

I love every part of it, and it just scratches that 70’s love song itch so perfectly for me.

The next track I’ll talk about is Just Between You and Me. This is a break-up song of sorts, but without bitterness. The lyrics are compelling, but the electric guitar shredding in the middle of these melancholic lyrics is what makes the song perfect to me. The chorus, sung by multiple people, is something the crowd can sing along to, but the guitar solos are something the audience can sway together to. It’s a song about a love that remains, despite distance, despite history, despite moving on. This song was the band’s first major hit in the US and became the band’s first music video to air on MTV in 1981. It comes from the band’s best album in my opinion, the Nature of the Beast.

The next track also comes from Nature of the Beast, and it is perhaps their most underrated song of all time, Sign of the Gypsy Queen. This song leans into that hair metal sound that I personally love the band for, and I can’t get enough of the way they handle these sorts of tracks. This song captures the interest of any rock fan within the first 15 seconds, with bass guitar, steady drums, and an electric guitar, it sounds like the best era of the genre blended into a fine song. The chorus is stuck in my head whenever I think of this band.

Sign of the gypsy queen
Pack your things and leave
Word of a woman who knows
Take all your gold and you go

Excerpt from Sign of the Gypsy Queen, by April Wine

The guitar after that chorus is to die for, especially the mid-song guitar break. It sounds full of despair and angst, just like I like my rock singles. The band seems to quiet down after that guitar solo, but the lyrics fade back in…Slowly but surely the song picks back up and starts driving into your heart again, and then at the 3:15 mark, the band joins back in full force to end the song. It’s a unique song lyrically, as hinted at by the interesting name, but sonically it hits every mark it should. It’s rock gold.

The last song I’ll talk about is on the second disc, The Rock Songs. This song ended up being their most popular song, and therefore a good place to end my discussion of the band. It’s a song called I Like to Rock, released in 1980 on their album Harder…Faster. This early 80’s era of the band is peak April Wine, and this song epitomizes that. The frantic guitar riff fading in, before the slow bass line starts is an opening that other rock bands aspire to have. Each band member slowly joins the soundscape, and then finally Goodwyn’s vocals…and man do they hit. The song’s contents are pretty self explanatory, with Goodwyn singing about the love of rock ‘n roll. This song is a tribute 1960’s rock, combining riffs from the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. The guitar solos and endlessly charismatic performance from Goodwyn feel so iconic, and are deservedly a staple of 80’s Canadian rock. Please, if you haven’t checked these guys out, give them a chance. They’re worth every second of your time.

8: River Talk (2024) by Susy Sun

Format: Vinyl LP

Purchased from: Bandcamp

Susy Sun was one of my honorable mentions but River Talk is my favorite album of hers. This woman has such a wonderful voice, it hurts. She knows how to make music for the soul, and as a bonus, she grew up in Yakima, Washington, so yippee for local pride. Sun explores themes of love, anxiety, and growth. Her music is alternative folk, with a classic sound to it, often backed by piano.

The second song of this album, My Baby My Love, is absolutely one of my favorite songs of 2025. Sun sings of one of the dearest people in her life, her partner. This song is so raw and authentic, and it feels like a genuine cry to her one true love. As the song progresses, Sun flexes her vocal range, hitting high notes in a gentle manner, singing this with true emotion and meaning every word. The song is a message to her partner, that despite their differences and struggles, she doesn’t want him out of her life, but rather closer than ever. The extremes of their relationship stem from a place of commitment and passion, whether it be the joy or the sorrow, and that it’s something she doesn’t want to give up.

This may just be my favorite Susy Sun song, with a sweet progression as the song goes on, you get to see her sing with more conviction and passion. It’s a short song, sitting at about 2 minutes and 30 seconds, but most great songs don’t feel the need to overstay their welcome anyway. Plus, the short runtime fits the theme of the song: She isn’t begging for him to stay, she’s simply asking him to stay, despite them both being at wits end. Over all, this song is an instant classic in folk-love to me, and you can’t change my mind.

Next up, I want to talk about the song Emilie. In this track, Sun sings about a past friend (possible step-mother) named Emilie. This woman was in Sun’s life for a short time, but made a lasting impact. Sun uses this song to reminisce about the memories they had together, such as giving Susy a bath, and how these times altered her outlook on the world. They gave her the goal to have a skip in her step, just like Emilie did, and to find joy in the little things. Emilie, however, wasn’t a little thing at all, despite her short time in Sun’s life. This song starts off with the gentle strumming of an acoustic guitar, and then adds the whine of an accordion. This folksy combination is downtempo, but the memories are sung about with a fondness that only Sun can achieve as earnestly as is heard here. It’s yet another sweet song that continues the consistent tone and quality of the album.

The last song I’ll highlight from this album is Take Me As I Am, a beautiful song.

I am my own friend and foe
I never wanted to let go
Somehow this life gave me choice
Gave me strife
To be like a river flows
I won’t stop crying, I won’t stop trying
So take me as I am or goodbye
To be down and out ain’t a crime
I don’t choose where the clouds lie
Have you ever felt what it’s like behind
The curtain as the tape rewinds
I won’t stop crying, I won’t stop trying
So take me as I am or goodbye

The entirety of Take Me As I Am, by Susy Sun

These lyrics are honest, and retrospective. There is no hiding who she is, flaws and all, and if someone can’t accept that, most likely her partner, then it’s goodbye. This is an important message for anyone struggling in a relationship; You are important, no matter what is wrong. You are trying to fix your problems, but things take time, and sometimes we are our own worst enemies when it comes to these things. The way she sings goodbye, the way she quivers her voice, it’s stellar. It sounds incredibly real, and incredibly relatable, in the way she expresses her emotions. What an awesome singer-songwriter, and I really hope to see her make it big, because she is fantastic.

River Talk is a great album, and I suggest supporting it, because some artists need it more than others, and Susy Sun hasn’t made it big yet, so give her stuff a listen, or purchase an album on her online shop! The vinyl is nice, and came with a lyric sheet as well, which is great for smaller artists, because it is harder to find their official lyrics online. She is a very unique block in my music collection, and she deserves so much praise. She also has more new music releasing in 2026, so be on the lookout.

7: Atomic (2001) by Lit

Format: Jewel case CD

Purchased from: Amazon

I saw Lit a little over a year ago, and I fell in love like I never expected. I went to a concert for the band Fuel, who had replaced their lead singer and wasn’t as great as expected. So by the time Lit came out, I was pumped to see any band with the original lead singer still at the head of the show. I didn’t love their music going in so I definitely didn’t expect them to surprise me with tons of great music that I didn’t know. But then they started playing. These guys, despite mostly being known as one hit wonders, have an onstage presence that is on par with the other major rock bands I’ve seen, such as Bush and Candlebox. Their lead singer, A. Jay Popoff (his real name, by the way), has a very likeable energy when you see him in person. He seemingly just wants the crowd to be happy and have fun, and his energetic performance wowed me, because he is in his fifties at this point, and being a rock star in your fifties has got to be tough on you.

Near the end of the show, just before playing their most popular song, My Own Worst Enemy, he spoke a little about their journey to this point. He said that they started the band in high school and that it took them a long time to get accepted by any major label. When they found out that the song was going to get radio play, they were excited but they knew it was a huge mountain to climb to keep the momentum going. In the nineties they didn’t have social media to push their new music, so word of mouth and fans calling into radio stations were what got new music played. He told the crowd that due to the efforts of long time fans, their band became a success, and he thanked every one of them. Afterward, they invited everyone in the crowd to meet them (and Fuel) after the concert for pictures and signatures. For free! This kind of treatment to the fans is certainly not common in my concert-going experience, so I found it to be really generous. So, over all, even if their music hadn’t been great, they were great people. But pretty soon into their stint of the concert, I realized I’d been sleeping on their music for a long time.

Much of the concert focused on songs from their breakthrough album, A Place in the Sun, which is really good in its own right. Songs like My Own Worst Enemy, Miserable, Zip-Lock, and Perfect One are all great songs from that project, but over all I found their next album, Atomic, to have a greater abundance of music I love. Atomic as an album is very specifically Lit. Everything about it screams Lit. Other bands were doing punk music at the time, but none of it had the lighthearted tone that Lit brings to the table, with much of their music sounding optimistic, even when dealing with harsh subject matter. Punk was often blended with the cynicism of grunge at the time, which is definitely seen in some of the bands most popular songs, such as Miserable (perhaps my favorite song from Lit), but most of their tracks are balanced with a sound that doesn’t take things too seriously, and surrounded by other songs that look at the world with love and excitement. Atomic strikes that balance well.

The first song I want to talk about is Something to Someone, the opening song of the album. The album opens with the distorted sound of feedback, and the sound of a crowd cheering fades in, as the guitar becomes clearer. The sound builds into an eruption of guitar, drums, and bass. The lyrics to this song are about aspiring to be better, while falling apart.

Faster and faster the whole situation
Fallin’ apart, straight from the heart
Then I sing my song
And I’ll prove them wrong
‘Cuz I just wanna be something
I just wanna be someone
Someone who stands out in the crowd
Mother would be proud
Something to someone

Excerpt from Something to Someone, by Lit

The chorus to this song is very catchy, and the sound of it is different from their hits. It’s an attempt to reinvent the sound of the band without losing what made them work, but it unfortunately never took off as a single. I personally love it as an album opener, and it sounds really damn good. With so many songs focusing on love, it’s interesting to hear one like this, that focuses on the love of the fans instead of the love of a partner. It’s an underrated track, for sure.

Drop D is totally different. This song sounds completely different than anything the band had done up to this point. It sounds harder, with an edge to it that sounds typical of 2010’s rock, so it was pretty ahead of it’s time in the guitar sound that it goes for. But it mixes that rougher sound with a soft-punk chorus, giving the song this unique contrast that I think sounds cool! But it shifts back and forth, between hard rock and soft rock, whereas many songs would split these tones into two halves of the song. I like the sound though, and I think it’s a successful experimentation in their sound.

She Comes is one of my very favorite songs of the album! The lyrics are great and the sound is perfect.

She walks in, in the middle of the night
Like we’re good to go
All screwed up but it just feels right
An’ I don’t wanna know where you go
Or how we went wrong
An’ when I think you can’t go wrong
She comes an’ she comes
But when she goes
She always takes away the best of me
She comes an’ she comes
An’ when she’s done
I’m left with nothin’ but the rest of me

Excerpt from She Comes, by Lit

The story feels like a continuation of their song Miserable, seeing it from the other perspective. It honestly feels like growth for A Jay Popoff, when looking at the two songs side by side. These songs work as two sides of the same coin, offering different perspectives on the matter of a failing relationship. I like Miserable more, but I love this song too. It sounds great, with an early 2000’s sound that is unmistakable. I like the wordplay, and how he feels like he’s being used, which is typically the woman’s POV, so it’s cool to hear a man say it.

The last song I want to talk about is a bonus track on the CD, which is now associated most with this album, so I don’t think of it as a bonus track at this point. It’s called Over My Head, and it has become one of the bands most popular songs. This song just has that perfect early 2000’s sound, and it was used in a couple of major movies during that decade. It sounds really good, with a chorus that the crowd can sing along to. The name has a double meaning as well, with Popoff admitting that he feels in over his head, but also that his ex hangs over his head. The guitar is great on this one, and it definitely feels like one of those songs that should’ve been a little more popular in the US than it was. The ending, where he repeats the chorus quickly, is simply iconic sounding, and I’m happy my CD included the track!

These guys are still releasing cool music too! Currently I’m eagerly awaiting a song that they played for us live to officially release. It’s called Sick of Me Too, and it has a great sound to it that feels straight out of their early 2000’s period. I have gotten a lot of enjoyment out of this band, and I hope you do too.

6: Lake Deep Memory (2025) by Pye Corner Audio

Format: 6 Panel CD

Purchased from: Bandcamp

This is an album that I blind bought, not having heard any music from the album or from Pye Corner Audio. It ended up being a perfect CD for me, with deluxe packaging, and top notch music. This album is an ambient work, without lyrics or any of the common instruments you’d associate with a band. This project was inspired by a trip to Lake Atitlan in Guatemala, watching the waves lap at the shore, and the volcanos surrounding it. It mixes found sounds, such as water rushing or bubbles popping, with soft ambient synths. That explanation may sound like a generic calm background music to throw on, but it’s much more thoughtful than that.

This project was made as part of the Quiet Details series, which gives artists a chance to make an album out of interpreting the name of the label, Quiet Details. This is Quiet Details 34, so they’ve been going for a while now, and are even further on in their label now. But this album is something else. Pye Corner Audio is from the UK, and deals in soundscapes that are straight from a gothic sci-fi realm. This background allowed him to turn this trip to Guatemala into a thought provoking ambient album, in search of the answer to the question: What is intriguing about the quiet details?

The CD is a special longform edition of the album found nowhere else. One in which there is only one track, that combines all 8 tracks of the official album into a single hour-long session. The tracks are given smooth transitions between one another. This way, there are no breaks in sound, no breaks in relaxing. You are immersed for the entire hour long experience. But, for the sake of appreciating the work, I’ll focus on individual tracks. But first, let me talk about the packaging. Quiet Details doesn’t slack on the little things, go figure. Their CD’s always come in a six panel digipack, which is sort of a trifold made of sturdy cardboard. It includes an insert of the album cover art inside, slipped into one pocket of the release. The other pocket houses the disc itself. In the middle of the trifold, there is a small message:

Lake Deep Memory
The lake observes all. The depth holds all. Memories through millenia.

Quote from Lake Deep Memory packaging, by Pye Corner Audio

The album’s cover looks abstract, with my best guess being that it is a close-up of a dead leaf, or maybe some old paper with a water stain and some creases. It is this pastel orange/tan color that feels antique, and storied. The whole package is bundled in a white translucent slip cover, with the Quiet Details emblem posted in the bottom corner of it. It’s a nice purchase on physical, for sure, and well worth my money. But the music is the real star of the show.

The initial track that got me on board with the album is the second one on the track list, Pyroclastic Flow. Don’t get me wrong, the opener is nice, which has a central theme of water lapping against a beach. But the transition from that first song, to the deep and heavy synth beats of Pyroclastic Flow is reallly cool. The waves are lapping, and suddenly these robotic synths begin, steady and slow. As the song progresses, those sounds become more distant, and they’re overtaken by an ambience that is dreadful, calming, and overwhelming all at once. Those beats from the beginning mix in strange ways with the distortion of the new sounds, all giving the listener a feeling that they’re sinking… You start the listening experience on the beach, listening to the relaxing sound of the water do what it’s always done for centuries…wash back, and forth…back, and forth… But the song Pyroclastic Flow wants to take you deeper. It submerges you in the water, and leads you along the bottom of the lake. It urges you to find the deeper layers of the lake, below the water, below the rock…It wants you to join the slow crawl of magma as it flows through the veins and fissures of deep Earth. Slowly, the waves return near the end of the track, and the sounds of wind and atmosphere return. You are now with the “pyroclastic flow” of lava, above ground, which is described as a fast moving and destructive flow of lava that can cover ground extremely fast, at speeds of up to 450 MPH. This song is just so cool to me, in the fact that, without words, it manages to take you on a clear and vivid journey via sound alone. It is really damn cool, especially with the seamless transitions of the CD album.

The next song I want to talk about is Infinite Symphony, a track that comes immediately after the song Beneath the Noise Floor, making this seem like an answer to, “what is beneath the noise floor?”. Apparently based on the sound of this track, it’s a divine underground world, which I imagine to be a complex series of caves and tunnels, pockets of shimmering geodes, and a rippling water table, all working through a rock cycle that is billions of years old. An intricate system that all works in harmony, in an infinite symphony. The sound of this song is like the sound of the rapture, an all-encompassing symphony, full of big horns and a moaning organ. This is a wonderful track, and definitely one made for contemplation and relaxation.

The next great song from the album is right after Infinite Symphony, and it’s called Fumarole. A fumarole is an opening in or near a volcano, where hot sulfurous gases emerge from. A vent, of sorts. A natural, hot, stinky vent. The Earth’s way of letting off steam. This song begins with a constant soft buzzing tone, straight out of an 80’s sci-fi movie. Slowly, these echoing synth keys are pressed, fading in and out of perception. The sounds escalate as the minutes roll on, adding strange and (At times) whimsical sounds to the atmosphere. It sounds alien. It sounds like you’re exploring a planet from a different solar system. But, because we know what inspired the album, we know that this is about a fumarole here on our very own Earth. But this harsh landscape is hardly appreciated by most humans, and seen in person by even fewer people, therefore it should sound alien. It should sound ominous. It should sound grand. It should sound tense, since this is a place of high pressure. It is yet another geologic process that is perfectly on display in Lake Deep Memory.

The final track I’ll focus on is titled Volcanic Rock. This is the album ender. It opens with a low buzz. That sound drains into the sound of a seven note piano-synth riff. These sounds blend together, and slowly evolve as the track winds on. This calm song feels like a spot to sit reflect on the album, offering the listener one last refuge before you exit. Some notes are played in reverse as the song nears to an end, and you feel, at the very least, loosened up by the end of your time with the album.

This is an ambient album that I’ll be listening to for years to come, with thoughtful 6+ minute tracks that take you places, far from the struggles of daily life, and into the deep corners of time and Earth. It’s a very good work, and I’m so happy I blind bought it. I certainly want to check out more from Pye Corner Audio, as he seems to know exactly what he’s doing in the realm of quiet music, and I’m here for it.

5: Data Fire (2023) by Korizon

Format: Vinyl LP

Purchased from: Stratford Ct. Records Online

Data Fire is, without a doubt, my favorite electronic album I found in 2025. I bought it from Stratford Ct. Records, who I’ve talked about many times before on my blog because they’re really consistent with quality releases. But this album blew my expectations away. Where do I start? Well, Corrupted Files is an amazing song. It is EDM music at its finest. It mixes a fast paced beat with a constant thud in the background, but the fast part of it has this wonderful escalation that sounds incredible. My biggest complaint is that it’s only a minute long, but that’s the greatest thing about this album; Even though many of the songs are short, there are 18 tracks. This makes it so that when you put the record on, you don’t think about how long the songs are, they just flow into one another, and you experience it as one long project.

Reality Bends is a fine track as well. It has a 90’s analog sound to many of its components, and that is a good thing! It has a chill-hop vibe to it that feels like a California sunset drive. This album was originally intended to be a concept album “about using a floppy disk and getting sucked into a broken computer” but Korizon never fully realized this idea, and ended up just completing it like a normal album, throwing on music that he felt fit the tone of the album so far. I bring this up, because a lot of it has this retro computer sound to it, often with distorted/fuzzed-out sounds. Arc is the song that I found the album with, and although it is a mere 1:40 long, it compelled me to buy the album. It begins with an echoing synth, and slowly the pitch of that synth raises, joined by a quick-paced dazzling synth, keeping a nice flow throughout, and incorporating funky beats that feel right at home in this project. I’ll take the time now to say that the transitions between each track are incredibly subtle and well done! The beat of a previous song will rapidly change during the last 15 seconds of each song, and almost sound like the next track, just before ending, once again making the album as a whole feel like an experience rather than a collection of singles.

World Vision III is a continuation of a series of songs from his previous album, Melt. I have no clue what the first two sound like, but World Vision III on its own is fantastic. It starts with these whipping synths, and quickly melts into a grittier sound that occasionally incorporates that whipping synth, alongside a pulsing buzz. As the sound builds, it doesn’t build in a straight line, often taking steps back to de-escalate things before ramping things up again. This song has the room to do that, too, sitting at 2 minutes and 47 seconds, which is a longer track for this album. It ends with Korizon whispering World Vision in a dream-like tone, and then it cuts to the next song. It’s medicine to anyone feeling glum, I tell ya.

The last song I’ll talk about is the title track, Data Fire. This song is so cool. The first half of the song has this detached and lonely sound to it, with lyrics fading in and out that are hard to make out at first. I believe it says “Stuck in a tape”, which repeats for a while, but then the music begins to simplify into a couple of beats, one trap sounding beat, and one dream-like synth. These two sounds struggle for power, as more vocals fade in and out. It ends sooner than you want it to, at just about 2 minutes and 30 seconds, but I’m so happy to have found a track like it at all.

This album is printed on multicolored wax vinyl, with green and red being the two most dominant colors. It looks fantastic in person. The album art is pretty sweet, and a nice cover to display with my set-up. Over all, I believe that Korizon (and this album specifically) need more attention in the EDM fanbase, because it’s got this interesting sound and concept to it that the genre needs more of.

4: Sex Week (2024) by Sex Week

Format: Jewel case CD

Purchased from: In person, at concert venue

I saw this duo open for Chloe Moriondo last year, and they did amazing. I immediately bought this CD after seeing them perform, and had them each sign it. The duo is comprised of Pearl Amanda Dickson and Richard Orofino, both doing vocals, Dickson writing most of the songs, and Orofino playing guitar. When they started playing in person, their heavy bass floored me. They have a grunge-alternative sound that hits like nothing I’ve heard before. Their debut EP, the self-titled work Sex Week, is full of great music. This is especially surprising for having a track list of only 7 songs, but they’re going for quality over quantity at the moment.

Shady Sadie sounds so good, and has lyrics that are interesting. The alternation of their voices is great, because he has this shoe-gaze sound to his voice, and she has this alt-pop sound to her voice, but they pair together so well. The song’s lyrics are about a women who likes to steal other women’s men, and the lyrics have some interesting word play: “Swallow that sword. It’ll cut up your throat when you’re pulling it out. Slaughter that lamb, while you’re kissing God’s hand”. Mostly I just come to this song for the sweet sound of it though, without much thought to the actual lyrics.

Kid Muscle is the song that they opened the concert with, and it immediately captured my interest. Me and my girlfriend were very close to the front, and the heavy all-consuming bass produced by the stage speakers was like a hug that you felt the vibration of on an atomic level. The lyrics to this one are interesting.

Are we gonna make it
Everything we planned
Are we gonna do it
Not gonna ask
For your hand but
It’ll be there waiting
It’ll be there waiting
For you

I’m just a kid on your floor
Begging and wanting some more
I’m just a muscle

I’m just a muscle who’s sore
Begging and wanting some more

Excerpt from Kid Muscle, by Sex Week

This song starts off with this cynical tone, smoldering with the stench of heartache and pain. The longing for love, and the worry that you might not have it yet, is one of the emptiest feelings, and Sex Week portrays this feeling perfectly. There’s a dash of resentment, there’s a sprinkle of exhaustion, there’s a peppering of self-doubt… But the end of the song alters this tone.

I do feel lucky
I want you around me
Like deep in Kentucky
Like piles of money
Like God wants a victim
Like pick em and stick em
Like dogs in a dog fight
Like making love all night
I’m lucky for your love
I’m lucky for your love
I’m lucky for your love

Excerpt from Kid Muscle, by Sex Week

This ending highlights all of the things that they want the other person around for: The “dog fights”, the love all night, the … Kentucky. Okay, some of these lines confuse me, but those are things to spark discussion, so that’s never a bad thing. “Deep in Kentucky” most likely just means that they want them around them like breading on deep fried chicken. But the most interesting thing is the ambiguity of the song: Is it healthy to want a partner like God wants a victim? Is it healthy to want a partner for making love all night? Is it healthy that they want a partner like “dogs in a dogfight”. These lyrics could be interpreted in many ways. Do they want a partner that can’t stay away from them, like dogs during a dogfight? Or are they actually referring to the fighting. If they are referring to actual arguments, then are they saying that they’d stick around through all of them? Any which way you interpret the lyrics, the song ends with the same line repeated three times: I’m lucky for your love. The two singers alternate singing the line, making it feel even more authentic. This feels like a hopeful song in the end, and I love the sound of it so much.

Naked is a little different for them, because it sounds like more of an effort to be mainstream than much of their other music. So far, it is one of their more popular songs, so I guess it worked. But it is about the fear of really revealing your whole self to a burgeoning love of yours, while simultaneously having the extreme urge to reveal everything.

(Richard singing)
You don’t know how I see things
The way the mirrors so mean to me
It tells me things I don’t want to repeat
(Pearl singing)
Just close your eyes
I’ll keep what you hide
I’ll keep it inside
Right with me
Pour it into my chest cavity

Excerpt from Naked, by Sex Week

It’s a sweet song, with both of them reassuring one another and growing an intimacy throughout the track that is admirable. It’s definitely a great song lyrically, but sonically it’s not exactly what I come to Sex Week for. Anyway, I’m still happy to have it on the CD, enough to make me mention it at least.

The last song of the EP is Toad Mode. This song is probably my favorite of the collection, with an irresistible sound that is unmistakably Sex Week. It’s about the duo making each other “go toad mode”, which is code for making them jittery for one another. They sing about clamoring for cuddles and seeing double, real cute shit. The song ends with them both saying “He/she opened up, my doors closed”. As in, when the other opened up, their business closed, no longer looking for a partner and now confiding in their newfound lover. It’s a sweet song, but instead of the alt-pop sound of Naked, you get this plucky alternative sound, with the usual bass that I’d expect from Sex Week’s music.

These guys just make special music together, and I loved their follow up EP, Upper Mezzanine, as well which I mentioned above. Of all the bands I’ve seen live, these guys are the ones that I think are most likely to blow up soon, because they’re awesome. I highly recommend seeing them in person, but buying a CD works too, if you want to support them. The CD comes with a lyric pamphlet too, which are hard to find online, so that’s a nice bonus!

3: Things Shaped in Passing (2002) by The Six Parts Seven

Format: 4 panel CD

Purchased from: Suicide Squeeze Records Online Shop

The Six Parts Seven are one of my favorite bands of all time at this point. They made it to my top albums of 2024, and are now in my best of 2025 as well. Things Shaped in Passing is a unique post rock album that once again leans into the lovely pondering tones that the band is built on. I’ll give a short overview of the band if you don’t remember them! They’re a band from Ohio that never made it big in the music industry, but they built a small, dedicated fanbase over the years when they were active. They worked with some notable artists, such as The Black Keys (They made a whole collaborative EP with them), Iron and Wine, Pedro the Lion, and Carissa’s Weird (Which later went on to become Band of Horses). Despite all of those bands becoming more popular than The Six Parts Seven, they all respected and seemed to like working with the small band from Ohio. The band formed in 1995 and stayed active up until 2008, honing their craft for over a decade. The band was formed by Allen and Jay Karpinski, who have gone on to join other interesting projects. In fact, one of my honorable mentions, Time Pieces, includes Allen Karpinski. Jay Karpinski, who’s a drummer, is currently in a band called Greening, which I’ve been enjoying as well. Anyway, I’m here to talk about what put them on the map in the first place, The Six Parts Seven.

Last year one of my top albums that I discussed was another album from these guys called Everywhere and Right Here, released in 2004. Things Shaped in Passing is the predecessor to that project, releasing in 2002. The album opens with, in my opinion, one of their best songs of all time: Where Are the Timpani Heartbeats?. Timpani refers to a type of drum, so it sort of refers to drumbeats, but heartbeats is intentionally included, as I think this is a song about love and passion. These guys craft an incredible sound, full of life. The song’s central guitarist, Allen Karpinski, gives the song this incredible riff that alters tempo throughout the song, sometimes slowing to allow the background strings to come to the forefront. It sounds like the soundtrack to a perfect first date. It starts off exciting, with a fast “heartbeat”, but as the night comes to an end, things slow down. Your heart slows, you’re more comfortable, and so the tempo of the song slows. It ends with the tone that everything is as it should be, a sound of comfort and satisfaction.

The next track I want to talk about is one of their more somber tracks. Spaces Between Days (Part 4) is one of their greatest tracks of all time as well, despite the simplicity of it. It has a a few string instruments that come together to craft this tone of longing and loneliness. It captures a feeling like that in the first minute, but the central guitar slowly picks up the pace in the second minute. Just as you think it’s about to erupt into a different kind of song, it peters out, going nowhere, returning to that somber tone. The feeling of being so close to getting what you long for most but being returned to the same place, a strong emotion distilled perfectly into a strong track.

The next song, Sleeping Diagonally, starts off with a soft melodic tone, sounding like a slow summer morning. It eventually adds a couple of keyboards in that give the song a different sound, and the other instruments begin to alter too. The song flows not in a straight line, as you’d expect, but in these meandering feelings that sometimes feel uncertain of what feeling they want to portray. These indescribable emotions are where I feel like the Six Parts Seven excels at the most, and it may be their defining characteristic. If I told someone that it was hard to explain how I felt at any given moment, yet I had the ability to show them this song and say “This is really close to how I feel”, they’d understand what’s going on in my head. These songs are therapeutic in that way, helping you process things that are hard to put into words at times. This is a great track.

Every song on this 8 song album is great, but to stay around that 3-4 song limit I gave myself, let’s talk about the final track, The Want and the Waiting. This song is 8 minutes and 50 seconds long, which is certainly long, but The Six Parts Seven are no strangers to long songs. The track opens with the sound of a single guitar…and then another guitar…and then soft cymbals and drums…and slowly they all begin flowing together. This song has these wavering guitar strums that sound endlessly emotional and a drummer that knows when to let up versus when to lay it down on the drums. At about the 2:35 minute mark of the song, everything fades away, and is replaced by these reversed guitar strums, giving it a trippy somber tone. Everything is gone… Everything has faded away. The slow tap of some lighter piano notes begin…The feeling that these two give is despair. At the 4 minute mark the rest of the band kicks in again, more vibrant this time. It starts picking up more speed than the song ever had, building a momentum that sounds hopeful and enlivened again. The guitar riffs on this song are lovely, and as it evolves, they only get better. The song continues to alternate between the fast pace and the slow pace, displaying the song’s name in a way, The Wait and the Wanting. The longing and the receiving. The song comes to a slow stop, like a train having trouble stopping it’s momentum. It’s a perfect album ender.

Things Shaped in Passing is an album about change, about improvement, and about building yourself up into something better. With a few simple (sometimes cryptic) names, and a few instruments, they conveyed that meaning to me. Maybe the meaning will be different to you. Maybe it’ll be the same. That’s the beauty of what this band does, is that there is a ton of room for interpretation and imagination, so you make the album what you want it to be.

Overall, these guys never cease to amaze me. They’re a band from Ohio called the Six Parts Seven, which little did they know, both of those qualities would later become part of generation Alpha’s meme culture, but don’t misinterpret them, these guys are no joke. They’re passionate, they’re eager, they’re a family (some literal and some figurative), and they’re unforgettable in my eyes. Although they disbanded in 2008, my biggest pipe dream is to see them live at some point. I’ve also been debating getting a tattoo on my shoulder of their band name, but I just know that people are gonna’ say “You got SIX SEVEN tattooed on you?!” and think I did it because of a stupid meme, so I don’t know. Honestly I don’t care about that confusion, because it’d be a fun conversation starter, but I’m still debating.

Anyway, if these guys mean enough to me to want their name tattooed on my body, then give them a listen, you might find something you like! There is still ONE CD of this album left on their band camp shop, if you’re interested in snagging one, which is pretty much the last place to own this album on physical.

2: Whenever You See Fit EP (1998) by 764-Hero and Modest Mouse

Format: 45 RPM Vinyl LP

Purchased From: Bandcamp

I found 764-Hero this year, and they’re one of my favorite band discoveries of 2025. They’re a small indie band from Seattle, who collaborated with The Six Parts Seven on their Lost Notes From Forgotten Songs album, which I also really enjoyed. That collab is how I found them, but I quickly delved into their other works online. I mentioned some of their work in my honorable mentions, but Whenever You See Fit is my favorite project of theirs. They connected with Modest Mouse (another Washington-founded band who has became popular in the mainstream since this collab) and they produced an awesome song. That’s right, one single song. My number two spot on my top records of 2025 is a single. That must be one good song, huh? Fuck yes it is.

I’ll start off though by talking packaging. This come’s as a 12 Inch 45rpm vinyl, which is of higher sound quality than a 7 inch 45 record. The record sleeve has a new cover design courtesy of Pat Graham and Jesse LeDoux. I like the new cover photo, which has a green tint to it, and a blocky font that spreads 7-6-4 and M-M across the picture. The back of this record jacket details that the song was originally recorded on Valentine’s Day of 1998, featuring Polly Johnson (drummer) and John Atkins (Lead vocalist, guitarist) of 764-Hero, as well as Isaac Brock (Lead vocalist, guitarist), Eric Judy (bassist), and Jeremiah Green (drummer) of Modest Mouse. Side A of the record is the original song in its entirety. Side B consists of two remixes, one by Dynomite D, and the other by Sientific American. The record itself is a rich green color, and I like to think of that choice as an homage to the Evergreen state in which the record was produced. It’s a great package from Suicide Squeeze Records, and I hope you buy one if you like rock. I see this record on sale during many Bandcamp Fridays for around 12 bucks.

Now, for the real star of the show, the original 1998 hidden gem. This song’s runtime comes in at 14 minutes and 29 seconds long. Both remixes stand at right around 5 minutes long, so the original is by far the main course. Where do I start with this song? It starts off with a reverb-tinged guitar riff, slow and lackadaisical. The guitar and drums join. Both vocalists join in with lyrics of contempt.

You and me, whenever we go wrong
Wake up early and you’ll live to regret (Nothing is clear)
And you’re talking to the telephone (Tell the truth)
Look when you’re talking like you’re all alone (Whenever you see fit)
And everything you ever said
Wake up early and you’ll live to regret

(You and me, whenever we see fit)
Talkin’ on the telephone again (Nothing is clear)
Lookin’ at yourself like your own best friend
And everything you ever did (Tell the truth)
Wake up early and you’ll live to regret it (Whenever you go wrong)
Wake up early and you’ll live to regret it
And all for a strong [?] again, and all…

Excerpt from Whenever You See Fit by 764-Hero and Modest Mouse

The song slides between plucky guitar strings and rip-roaring riffs, between blaring and soft spoken, between vocal-centric and instrumental breaks, between anger and confusion, between despair and rage. This song is an entire album’s worth of dynamic energy jammed into one EP-length track, and it is constantly evolving into something more and more interesting as you sit and listen to it unfold. The song is obviously about an ex-lover that cheated, but the lyrics are more personal then that. They’re almost a mantra that Atkins and Brock are repeating to themselves, in hopes to ease the pain. Is it working? By the desperation in their voices by the end of the song, I don’t think so. The guitarists do great on this song, and the central marching riff is one that’ll always stick close to my heart. This era of late-90’s grunge sound that exploded in Seattle will always have a special place in my heart, and the fact that these two great bands came together and made an absolute hidden gem makes my heart sing to know that I stumbled upon it.

As the song progresses, the guitar gets more frantic, the drums are beaten more incessantly, and the bass is played rougher. The song has lulls, moments of contemplation and reflection. The song nearly comes to a halt…and then the song EXPLODES with the cue of the drummer, everything combining into an instrumental climax that rivals many of the mainstream grunge bands of its time. A steady heart monitor becomes apparent in the background, slowly fading out as quickly as it came in. The sound of a heart connecting to another, and slowly falling away. The vocals come back in at a nonchalant volume again, as if the song didn’t just nearly blow my speakers out. The song ends with a few short lines.

Now and then, whenever you see fit
Nothing is clear
Tell the truth
Whenever you go wrong
Everything’s fine

Excerpt from the ending of Whenever You See Fit, by 764-Hero and Modest Mouse

The song ends on an ambiguous note. You can interpret that she did finally come clean and that everything is fine, or that he is still begging for her to come clean about everything from now on, and pretending to be fine. It’s a fantastic song that never feels nearly fifteen minutes long.

The first remix on the back, from Dynomite D, is the weakest of the three tracks. It begins with the sound of a church organ, and incorporates 90’s-reminiscent computer beeps and boops. It isn’t terrible, but totally redefines the tone of the song, making it sound like an alt-pop song instead of a grunge song full of despair and rage. Like I said, I can listen to it, but it isn’t what I come to this record for at all.

The final remix, however, crafted by Sientific American, is literally one of the best song remixes I’ve ever heard. It totally understands the vibe of the first song, and doesn’t try to dismantle that vision, but improve upon it in a shorter runtime. It cuts the track down to 5:37 seconds, and in my opinion Sientific American should’ve made this at least 10 minutes long, seeing as he had a lot of original material to work with, but if my biggest complaint is that it’s too short, that is saying something. The song opens with this deep, guttural bass, a heavily distorted version of the original bass-line from the song. The original drums creep in at a crawl, and the vocals follow suit shortly. It keeps the distorted background for a long time, as the vocals pick up in volume. The sweet combination of the two is bad ass. Eventually, when John says “tell the truth,” for the first time, the vocals become loud and sound like they’re coming through a tin can, in a good way. Every element of the song begins to reverse, played backward for a few moments, and then the squealing guitar brings the audience into the incredible jam session from the middle of the song. Everything becomes overwhelming, different vocals from different points in the song overlap, but not in an annoying way. It all sounds like an ascension to a plane that I didn’t know the song could touch. The deep guttural bass is the last thing left playing…and then that slowly fades out.

This record is without a doubt one of my favorite rock records of all time, at this point in my life. It’s an unbelievable display of talent from both bands, especially to balance two drummers, two vocalists, multiple people on guitar…it’s breathtaking. Modest Mouse obviously went on to be pretty damn successful, with songs like Float On reaching radio play nation wide, but 764-Hero never got the fame they deserved. The pairing of the two was a match made in heaven, and I’m so happy to own it. Check this one out immediately!

1: Rotting Piñata (1994) by Sponge

Format: Double Vinyl LP

Purchased from: Amazon

Finally. We’ve come to my favorite record of 2025. It was really tough to decide whether Whenever You See Fit or Rotting Piñata would take the number one spot for me this year, seeing as both albums deeply connected with me in many ways. Overall, since Rotting Piñata has more music (because it’s an actual album), I ended up going with it as my number one. This album was released in 1994 (I’ve been craving underrated 90’s stuff lately), and contained Sponge’s first major hit, as well as their most successful song to date, but it contains a multitude of other great tracks as well, and I’m here to talk about all of it.

I want to start off, as usual, by highlighting the physical release of this record. It features the original iconic artwork: The outline of a young boy with candy corn overlapping him, fitting the piñata theme. It looks visually striking, and is great to display around Halloween. The back of the release has the band members posed facing the camera, all coated in an orange filter. The track list is displayed in the bottom right corner, which includes time-stamps for each song (a huge plus for me with any release). This special edition reissue was done by the same company that did my favorite album of 2024, Happy Pills by Candlebox, and the company’s name is Music on Vinyl… Please give whoever came up with that name a raise.

This release is loaded with things to love. It includes a small 8 inch booklet, which I always love because when the booklets are 12 inches they are flimsy and frustrating to read (just a personal pet peeve). The front of the booklet has the names of each band member and their role in the band, Vinnie Dombroski being the lead singer. The inside of the booklet (and back) includes the lyrics to nearly every song, excluding two of the less popular songs for no good reason, and the lyrics that are included aren’t even complete, but rather hand picked stanzas by the band. This is my biggest problem with the release, and it’s not huge, they didn’t even have to include a booklet. The vinyl itself if stunning, a beautiful deep red with spatters of black across it, surrounding an orange center label with the official Sponge logo. The release is also numbered on the back, with mine being MOV 000523.

The music is what we’re really all here for though, so what’s there to talk about? Well, I can tell you that I can’t limit the conversation to 3-4 songs this time. Let’s begin with Neena Menasha, an early track on Side A. The title refers to two cities in Wisconsin, which as far as I can tell has no relation to the band, so what does it mean? Well, the two cities are often called the “Twin Cities”, and both names are derived from Native American languages (the Menominee/Ho-Chunk and Winnebago tribes respectively). Together, both names are sometimes interpreted as “Water takes it away”. What does the “it” refer to in this song? Let’s see. I’m going to use the section of lyrics from the booklet to see if there is an answer.

To hit the ground
And know the sound
It’s like trial by mistake
Death’s a crown we wear around
Like a smile on our face

An excerpt from Neenah Menasha by Sponge

So, here’s my interpretation: To hit rock bottom and know it, is like trial by error. Being near-death is an achievement that we wear proudly, like a smile hiding the pain. I guess that the “water takes away” the pain, maybe implying that anyone can start clean, no matter what situation you’re in. Now, on the actual musical side of things, the song is really cool. It has a loud, throbbing sound to it at the start, which this band is best at. Vinnie’s vocals on this song are great, with him opening the song by singing about being here but not complete. His lyrics are deep, and the way he contorts his voice (through both pure talent and technical tampering) is really fucking cool, and it matches the loud sound of the song perfectly. The chorus of the song sounds fantastic:

They will never hate or lie
They will never break or try
They will never break or cry
They will never wave goodbye

Excerpt from Neenah Menasha, by Sponge

The interesting thing is that it has a double meaning, because in the song it sounds like Vinnie is saying “Devil”, instead of they will, which totally changes the meaning of the lyrics. This kind of lyrical genius is Vinnie at his best, which is amazing considering this is their debut album. The lyrics are long and deep on this song, referring to various things.

I break down and she sees a clown
That used to hide away
Death to clowns and all their crowds
The smile on their face

Excerpt from Neenah Menasha, by Sponge

There is so much to delve into in these lyrics, I honestly just recommend checking it out yourself and interpreting them on your own some.

I’ll move on the beginning of Side B, otherwise known as my favorite song of 2025, and the track that put me onto this album. Plowed is an unimaginably great song. It starts off with a wall of guitar that is unrivaled in 90’s guitar intros. The energy in this song is like a drug to the average rock listener. It sounds like the song that’d be played during the climax of an awesome action film. The chorus, the bridge, the intro, the outro, EVERYTHING about this song is something magical. It combines incredibly raw lyrics with an amazing grunge-metal sound, and some of the greatest guitar of all time (no exaggeration), courtesy of Mike Cross and Joe Mazzola. The lyrics are to fucking die for, so I’m just going to put the entirety of the song below, read if you want!

Will I wake up? Some dream I made up
No, I guess it’s reality.
What will change us? Or will we mess up
Our only chance to connect with a dream?
Say a prayer for me
(Say a prayer for me)
Say a prayer for me
Say a prayer for me
(Say a prayer for me)
I’m buried by the sound
Of a world of human wreckage
In a world of human wreckage
In a world of human wreckage
Where I’m lost and I’m found and I can’t touch the ground
I’m plowed into the sound
To see wide open with a head that’s broken
Hang a life on some tragedy
Plow me under the ground that covers
The message that is the seed
Say a prayer for me
(Say a prayer for me)
Say a prayer for me
Say a prayer for me
(Say a prayer for me)
I’m buried by the sound
Of a world of human wreckage
In a world of human wreckage
In a world of human wreckage
Where I’m lost and I’m found and I can’t touch the ground
I’m plowed into the sound
Will I wake up? Some dream I made up
No, I guess it’s reality!

The entirety of Plowed, by Sponge

These lyrics are somewhat vague, but highly detailed at the same time! The “world of human wreckage” chorus is engrained on the inside of my skull and attached to my soul, at this point. Honestly, a Sponge tattoo wouldn’t look bad on my other shoulder, opposite the Six Parts Seven. But holy shit, if you like rock AT ALL, and if you take away ANY SONG from this whole blog post, let it be Plowed by Sponge. It’s a gem, and definitely deserves the attention that it got the band, despite never blowing them up to superstar heights like it probably should’ve.

After that, there’s still so much greatness in the album. The whole B-side of the record is starred for me, which is my highest rating in my system. I’ll start with the very next song, Drownin‘. This song is a bit softer than their usual stuff, and sounds almost like a ballad at first. Vinnie’s voice pairs well with an acoustic guitar anyway, so the first half of the song is great, but it doesn’t stop there. It blasts into a full-band concoction that sounds like it is full of sadness and nostalgia. The song is about the struggle to be happy, and the feeling of “drownin'”. Despite this depressing subject matter, it sounds great, which reminds me of a quote from Keaton Henson: “I’m empty, but don’t it sound so good?”. The song ends with Vinnie vocalizing and playing with the sound of the song. It’s a really nice listen.

Molly is a great song! It brings back the rip-roaring energy of Plowed, but this time goes for a more care-free sound. This song is the band’s second most popular song, and for good reason. It sounds fantastic, and it has great lyrics too!

 watch you passed out for a while
I touch your face, you start to smile
And on your note is my reply
“I wish I’d loved you
I wish I’d loved you”
[Chorus]
Don’t ask why (Don’t ask why)
Don’t ask why (Don’t ask why)
Don’t ask why (Don’t ask why)
Don’t ask why
Sixteen candles down the drain

Excerpt from Molly, by Sponge

I believe the song is about this woman dying, that he’s talking about, from presumably a drug overdose. But then the song ends with one of my favorite guitar solos of the 90’s, a beautiful creation by truly two of the best rock guitarists in 90’s rock. I can’t even describe it, you just have to hear it with Vinnie’s crying voice…It’ll make you burst into tears of joy, I guarantee it.

The next song is Fields. This track is awesome once again, with a more 70’s rock sound to this track. The guitar is different, and I don’t have the technical knowledge to know how it’s different, but it sounds unique on this track, so I assume it must’ve been a different guitar. It sounds really good!

[Chorus]
Turn around
Throw it all away
Turn around
Until it all breaks down
The fields of falling angels
The fields of falling angels

Best friends, that’s what we used to say
All the time, it feels like yesterday
Remembering when, when we said goodbye
Still I doubt, I’ll ever figure out why

Save me from myself
Save me from myself
Save me from myself
Save me from myself
Myself, myself, myself

Excerpt from Fields, by Sponge

I swear these lyrics, even when simple, are transformed by Vinnie’s voice into something real. It just sounds authentic… Part of that grunge sound I guess.

The final song of the album is one of my damn favorites, and in my opinion, the second best of the album. It is called Rainin’. This song sounds fantastic, from the guitar feedback that the band is known for, to the incredible chorus. Once again, because I love the song, I’m going to put the full lyrics below. Enjoy!

Now and forever
The moment’s gone, time runs out
And then it hits you with the pain
Things are great on the way up
But nobody’s with you when
You’re on the way down

[Pre-Chorus]
You got what you wished for
Is that what you really wanted
Yeah, it’s how I think of you
Yeah, it’s how I think of you
All the way, yeah

[Chorus]
Well, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house
Yeah, man, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house

[Verse 2]
Indecision
Problems took years to build and build
And admission is too far away
Well, life in a blackout’s like life in a storm
When you finally come out
You see that you are all alone

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, you got what you wished for
Is that what you really wanted?
Yeah, it’s how I think of you
Yeah, it’s how I think of you
All the way, yeah

[Chorus]
Well, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house
Yeah, man, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house
Yeah, man, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house
Yeah, man, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house

[Verse 3]
This is the day that you will break
You are born
Then you have to deal with the blame
The blame
The blame

[Chorus]
Well, man, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house
Yeah, man, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house, my house, my house
Well, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house
Yeah, man, it’s rainin’
It’s rainin’ in my house

The entirety of Rainin’, by Sponge

The song is a somber rock ballad, with a great sound to it! It let’s Vinnie’s voice shine in one last high note before ending the album. Those are the major songs I wanted to highlight on this record, but every song is fantastic, at least lyrically. Miles, Pennywheels, and Rotting Piñata are all great too.

But what’s this? The album finished it’s track list but still has more record to spin through? Weird… Suddenly more sound pours out of my speakers? A HIDDEN TRACK? Hidden tracks happen to be my FAVORITE thing on a physical record or CD, so this was destined to be my top album purchase of 2025. The final song is called Candy Corn. It genuinely sounds so good, and like a distorted, overlapping cry for help from Vinnie, with a beautiful jangling sound to it. Lyrics below:

Bless you, bless our victorious war
I pray for you
Blood and candy mixing on
The floor
I close your eyes
Strings of candy corns
A string of pearls
A candy for each day
Each one breathes memories
In a hollow man, who says “I hear a voice”
Strings of candy corns
All silhouettes
Walk in front of me
They fear your face
When around their necks
I place these candy beeds
Strings of candy corn.
Blood and candy mixing on
The floor
I close your eyes.

The entirety of Candy Corn, by Sponge

Another interesting song lyrically, with strong imagery that finally makes the album’s cover come full circle. THIS song is the actual perfect ending, to the album, and I’m happy that the band chose to include it. To clarify, this hidden track has always been on the physical releases, not just this special edition.

Over all, when I first finished this album, I felt sad! I didn’t want it to end, and that is rare for me. Only the best of the best don’t outstay their welcome. Sponge is so underrated it hurts. They’re genuinely incredible. Most of the songs I’ve talked about in this year’s article either sound great, or have great lyrics. It’s rare to have extremely good sound and amazingly deep lyrics to pair, and Sponge does both more often than many bands in this album. I found them through their ONE pop culture reference, which is as a spot on the soundtrack for the film Empire Records. Heard of it? Probably not, but you should watch it. I loved the film, and ended up finding this band through it. I think I did vaguely remember Plowed when I heard it in the movie, so I’m sure I heard it elsewhere before, but I haven’t, and will never, get enough of that song. If you like rock, to any degree, check this album out like your life depends on it. Who knows, it just might save it.

Holy cow…That’s a phat article. I’m relieved to have it written and out of my system and now pushing it into your systems. I know this was a long read, so I won’t keep you much longer, but if you made it to the end, I love you. This year has taken a toll on me, and been one of the toughest times I’ve ever went through thanks to a million different factors all going haywire at once in my life. Hence the reason I named this article Rolling with the Punches. That’s all you can do sometimes, is listen to some rock ‘n roll! But I’m happy to be here, alive and well, jamming out to some of my favorite tunes, like medicine to an ill child.

Thank you for the support and thank you for listening to my thoughts, it means the whole world to me to talk about the art I love. The projects I’ve talked about above are all part of my soul, especially the top three albums, as usual. I recommend purchasing one of these by the time you die, because you haven’t truly lived until then. I hope you have a wonderful weekend, and I hope you enjoyed hearing about my top music purchases of 2025.

P.S. I want to state now that this project, as I’ve ran it for three years, will not continue in the same vein. Each year, it has been more and more of a chore to summarize ALL of my favorite music from the year, if you couldn’t already tell by me releasing it later into the year each time around. So, what’s in the future for this series? Well, either I’ll talk about my favorite albums individually throughout the year, or I’ll shorten the list next year to something like six albums or so. Tell me what you guys would prefer, or if you have any other input, please leave a comment! Alright, NOW I’m done rambling. Thank you again :). I’ll talk to you soon.

My Top Fifteen Horror Movies That I Own

It’s officially time to be scared. October is made for pumpkin patches, corn mazes, jack o lanterns, candy, and of course, scaring yourself with some good movies! I have a sizable movie collection (Over 300 titles), and the biggest genre I own is horror. I handpicked my favorite horror movies from my collection to share with you here, in the hopes that some of these recommendations will make it to your watchlist for the month. I’ll give you my top fifteen, and I’ll highlight fifteen honorable mentions.

Honorable Mentions:

Devil (2010) (4K Blu-ray): This is a movie I watched as a kid and was really enthralled by at the time. It is produced by M Night Shyamalan, one of my favorite directors. He is known for his twisty horror/thriller movies, and the movies he merely produces on are no different. The film centers on a small group of five strangers who get trapped in an elevator; Soon they realize one of them is the Devil himself. This movie is a fantastic gateway horror movie for younger people just getting into horror, because it’s only rated PG-13, yet it has some very effective scares with minimal gore, alongside an intriguing concept.

Creepshow (1982) (Special Edition Blu-ray): This movie is a fun horror comedy directed by George A. Romero, a horror legend known for his Night of the Living Dead franchise. The script for this was written by Stephen King, the king of horror novels (The Shining, Pet Semetary, Carrie, It, etc). But here, King is writing original stuff for the screen, not based on any of his books. The movie is an anthology that includes five short stories. These stories range from goofy fun in the segment The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill, to lightly chilling, such as the short Something to Tide You Over. None of the shorts are meant to be super scary and it’s all meant to be light-hearted fun, which is suggested by the movie’s tagline: “The Most Fun You’ll Ever Have BEING SCARED!” Also, there are some awesome creature effects from the great Tom Savini, known for his work on movies like Night of the Living Dead and From Dusk Till Dawn.

Creepshow 2 (1987) (Blu-ray): This movie isn’t as popular as the first one, but I still enjoy it quite a bit! The movie shows Tom Savini return for effects (A good choice), along with the addition of modern horror legend Greg Nicotero, who is known for his make-up on The Walking Dead series. This movie had a smaller budget, and only consists of 3 shorts this go around. The stand-out by far is the middle segment, The Raft. This movie continues the lighthearted tone of the first film mostly in the last segment, The Hitchhiker. But The Raft feels genuinely scary at times with some neat special effects. Every time I see a lake raft, I think of this short now…it sticks with me. Other than the middle segment, the other two segments aren’t very good, but this movie is worth a watch for deep-cut horror fans.

Damien: The Omen 2 (1978) (Omen Franchise Blu-ray Boxset): As far as horror sequels go, there’s bound to be a lot of shitty ones you have to wade through before you find one that’s worth your time. Damien: The Omen 2 doesn’t get the recognition it deserves. Don’t get me wrong, is it as good as the first film? No. But you can tell that the filmmakers really put some elbow grease into making a compelling sequel that doesn’t just ride the coattails of the original classic. There are awesome kills (one stand-out that involves an elevator), as well as a great performance by the boy that plays Damien for most of the movie, Jonathan Scott-Taylor. This movie sets up a mean and cunning Damien that I’m sad to say was never pursued well by the writers in the sequels after this. Give this movie a watch if you’re a fan of the original!

Evil Dead 2 (1987) (4K Blu-ray): I’ll start off by saying I’m not a big fan of the original Evil Dead. I enjoy Sam Raimi as a director, but some of his early stuff turns me away. Evil Dead 2, however, is what Evil Dead 1 should’ve been. Bruce Campbell is a delight in this movie, and his comedic performance shines over everything. This movie is one of the best horror comedies to me, and I can see why it spawned more sequels like Army of Darkness. This movie is my favorite Evil Dead film. It mixes cheesy yet interesting special effects with melodramatic performances and fantastic slap-stick humor, which all blends into a bloody delightful stew. If you like the newer Evil Dead stuff, I don’t know if you’ll like this. Lately the franchise is more horror focused, and not so much comedy focused, but to me this 1987 installment is the best of the series.

The First Omen (2024) (Blu-ray): Above I said that the sequels don’t live up to the potential set up by the first two movies in this franchise, but this prequel is the exception. It takes place before Damien is born, and man is it a fascinating look into that story. The main actress in this does really good in her role, and I’d love to see her in more horror movies. But the standout to me in this movie is the creepy imagery. There are scenes that with unnerve you, scenes that will make you uncomfortable (especially if you’re a woman), and scenes that will make you wonder why this film wasn’t more successful. Maybe it’s because The Omen isn’t a big enough horror name today to spark general movie goer’s interests, but trust me, if you like horror, you’ll like this movie. Since it’s a prequel to the first movie, you don’t need to watch anything else to check this one out, but seeing the first movie might boost your enjoyment of this new one. It is a return to form for the Omen, and I’d love to see a sequel to this movie.

Midsommar (2019) (Blu-ray): The director of this movie, Ari Aster, is one of the best modern art-house film-makers, known for the great performances he pulls out his cast and the shocking subject matter his movies focus on. This movie is about Dani (played by Florence Pugh) who travels with a group of friends to a Swedish summer festival to get her mind off of a recent death in her family. But as she spends more time in this remote Swedish community, she realizes that she might not be able to escape death, not even in Sweden. This movie is destined to be a horror classic, and I highly recommend watching this one if you haven’t. But beware, it isn’t for the faint of heart.

The Monkey (2025) (4K Blu-ray): This is the only movie from 2025 on this list. The production company Neon has been one of my personal favorite production companies for a while, and they’re only getting better as time goes on. They’re heralding many of the new great horror directors, and their biggest jewel in that crown is Osgood Perkins. He is known for a movie that I have further down on my list, but The Monkey is his follow-up film. It is based on a Stephen King short story that centers around a killer toy monkey, equipped with a pair of cymbals. Final Destination had a comeback this year with Bloodlines, and I think that The Monkey sits alongside that as a spiritual cousin to that franchise. There are crazy deaths that are seemingly “natural”, and you get to see the series of events that leads up to them. The Monkey is also a comedy though, and the comedy of the second half of the film shines; The first half has some comedy that feels forced, but the second half makes up for it with some big laughs that feel more fitting.

The Lost Boys (1987) (4K Blu-ray): This movie is what made vampires, for me. Joel Schumacher crafts a vision of these undead punks that is bad ass and exciting in an edgy 80’s atmosphere. It does all that while still landing some solid jokes too. The performances in this are great, especially Kiefer Sutherland and Edward Herrmann. Also, this has, hands down, one of the best horror soundtracks of all time. The songs People Are Strange, I Still Believe, and Cry Little Sister MAKE this movie a classic, simply with their additions. But the fact that they’re surrounded by a great cast, cool vampire make-up, and the edgy atmosphere push this into the realm of “greatest-of-all-time” vampire movies.

Smile (2022) (4K Blu-ray Steelbook): Smile is a movie that was originally made to stream on the Paramount Plus app, but was upgraded to a theatrical run when Paramount realized they had a worthy film on their hands. It certainly deserved that respect. It stars Kevin Bacon’s daughter Sosie Bacon as a psychiatrist who witnesses a traumatic suicide. After witnessing this death, she begins to experience strange events and feels like someone or something is messing with her life in dangerous ways. This movie reminds me of other modern classics like It Follows, in the way that this evil attaches itself to someone and doesn’t let go. I love the lore of this world, and it has one of the better horror movie endings of the 2020’s so far. This is Parker Finn’s directorial debut and it is STRONG for a debut! I’m so excited to see what come’s next from him.

Stir of Echoes (1999) (4K Blu-ray Steelbook): Now for Sosie’s father’s (Kevin Bacon’s) best horror movie (Yes better than Friday the 13th, and no Tremors is not a horror movie). Stir of Echoes is directed by David Koepp who is best known for adapting the novel Jurassic Park into a worthy screenplay for Spielberg to direct. This movie is based on a book of the same name, written by Richard Matheson (Who also wrote I Am Legend, Duel, and The Shrinking Man). The movie follows a blue-collar man (Kevin Bacon) who is hypnotized by a friend, thinking it would be something to joke about afterward. But he soon realizes that some doors in your mind are better left closed. Kevin Bacon does good as always in this, and I especially like his performances during this time period, around the early 2000’s. This movie has a more lowkey plot because there isn’t a lot of grandiose action or crazy special effects; It’s just a sharp thriller with a good cast and an interesting concept. This movie is underrated, and has a good soundtrack to boot.

Stopmotion (2023) (Blu-ray): Many people fear claymation, and this is a movie that draws on those fears and more. It follows a stop-motion animator who is struggling to move past the loss of her controlling mother. She chooses to work some of her emotions out in an original film, but as her emotions overwhelm her, her film starts to bleed into reality. This movie is a Shudder original film, and it’s one of their better ones that I’ve seen. It has cool practical effects, but also plays with the concept in interesting ways. I’d recommend this one if you’re scared of stop-motion animation. The writer/director of the movie, Robert Morgan, is an award winning stop-motion animator. His short films are typically horror-centric, and I think this movie had brewed in his mind for a long time, so I’m happy it got made!

The Wailing (2016) (4K Blu-ray): The Wailing is a Korean supernatural thriller that is eerie as hell. I don’t want to give anything away on this one, so I’ll give the official blurb: “A foreigner’s mysterious appearance in a quiet, rural village causes suspicion among the locals – suspicion which quickly turns to hysteria as the townspeople begin killing each other in brutal outbursts for seemingly no reason. As the investigating officer watches his daughter fall under the same savage spell, he agrees to consult a shaman for answers – unknowingly escalating the situation into something far more dangerous.” Whenever I think of this one, I have striking imagery pop back into my mind. It’s a beautiful movie at times, with wonderful nature shots. But it perfectly blends those shots with the unsettling and the disturbing. There is a pair of red eyes from this movie that haunts my dreams…ugh, what a freaky film. Watch this if you like Korean horror (Or buy the 4K, it looks fantastic).

The Amityville Horror (1979) (4K Blu-ray): The Amityville Horror is a classic that I didn’t watch until this year, but I had to include it on this list somewhere, even if only in the honorable mentions. It’s based on a true story that took place in Amityville, and was later sensationalized in a book. There are tons of remakes and documentaries, but make sure you check out the 1979 movie directed by Stuart Rosenberg. Rosenberg is slowly becoming one of my favorite directors for movies like Cool Hand Luke and Voyage of the Damned, but this is one of his only horror movies. I think he has a knack for it! Basically, this is a haunted house story, but it incorporates unique elements that I have yet to see in other haunted house movies. This movie isn’t incredible, which is why I held it to honorable mentions, but it certainly is worth a watch. Just like The Wailing, there is a pair of terrifying eyes that haunt me from this movie too, and you’ll know them when you see them.

The Blob (1988) (4K Blu-ray Steelbook): This movie is so damn underrated, and one of the best creature features of the 80’s in fact. It would be my sixteenth spot of the list below, but fifteen sounded better for the title, so here it is in honorable mentions. Since I love this one so much, I’m going to talk about it more than the other honorable mentions. It follows a town’s downfall as a monstrous pink blob threatens all life in the area. This concept sounds like a cheesy 50’s sci fi movie, and that’s probably because it’s a remake of one. But this movie elevates the concept, and uses AWESOME effects for the time that not only feel real, but feel squirm-inducing at times. The discomfort comes from the director’s (Chuck Russel) choice to not hold back on gore. This movie isn’t scared to kill people, in brutal fashion. And not just the characters you want to die. Everyone is vulnerable in this movie, and I love that.

This movie is also smart for an 80’s creature feature, often having the characters make genuinely clever decisions instead of doing the most obvious thing. In one particular scene, these characters are stuck in an area with the blob, and all they have is a bazooka. On my first watch I thought “Oh they’re surely going to try to shoot the unstoppable blob with the bazooka, how stupid”, but then they blast their way out of the room instead. Subtle differences like that make this movie feel wittier than the average 80’s horror flick. The movie also has a great cast of horror icons, my favorite either being Shawnee Smith from the Saw franchise, or Jeffrey DeMunn from The Green Mile and The Mist. Kevin Dillon does good as the leading young man in the film, and the chemistry between him and Shawnee Smith is really believable and enjoyable.

The introduction scene of the blob in the hospital room is fantastic and shocked me upon first viewing. I was thinking, “Oh this movie’s a horror movie.” The backed-up sink scene is really good too, and one of the more memorable kills of the movie. The ending where the Blob is underground reminds me of Tremors (1990) a little bit as the ground shakes, except you get Kevin Dillon’s smart-ass commentary instead of Kevin Bacon’s. This movie also sets up a very interesting sequel with the priest at the end, and it’s something I’d sure love to see brought to life. I highly recommend this one if you like 80’s movies like The Thing, or The Fly.

Keep in mind that you can buy any of the editions above on websites like Amazon, Gruv, Shout Factory, DiabolikDVD, etc. Grow your own collection if you want!

My Favorite Fifteen of My Collection:

When it comes to my collection, I have most of the stuff I love, but not everything, so this list isn’t necessarily my top fifteen horror movies, but it shares many of the movies that would be on that list. Each of these is great in their own way, and highly rewatchable. Unlike the honorable mentions, these are ranked from in order from worst to best. I’ll do my best to avoid major spoilers! They were very hard to rank, but as of now this order feels right to me. For each of these I’ll spend a little more time talking about each one, so without further ado, here is my top fifteen:

#15: Saw (2004) and Saw II (2005) (Blu-ray boxset)

The Saw movies are always fun, even if they get convoluted at times. I think the first three are the best of the bunch, with the ones that come after being dumb body horror fun. Look, I’m assuming the people reading this have seen Saw, but for grandma, if you’re reading this, these movies are part of a sub-genre called “torture porn” (hang in there, grandma), which is itself a subgenre of body horror. These kinds of movies are focused on killing people slowly and painfully. The Saw movies follow the serial killer Jigsaw. He captures people who he thinks need correcting, and makes them play “games” to survive. The games typically involve harming yourself in order to free yourself before you die. Through this process, the victims hopefully learn their lesson and are set on the right path. Saw is known for two things: Its traps and its twists. I think that the twists of the first two movies are the best, and I don’t really know which is better. I also think that the traps in the first two are the most iconic of the franchise. I love the first two movies equally, so I’m putting them both in the number 15 spot, tied.

I grew up with these movies (as crazy as that is to say, they might be a little much for a boy, haha), and I feel like Jigsaw is my generation’s defining slasher more than any other. Some may argue Ghostface, but that’s more of a 90’s icon to me. Some may argue that Art the Clown is my generation’s slasher, but that’s too recent. I think the biggest cultural icon of horror for us when we were growing up was Jigsaw. And you know what? I’m not disappointed in my generation’s slasher! Some may argue that Jigsaw isn’t a slasher, because he doesn’t kill them himself. Okay, so imagine if I tied a bandolier full of sticks of dynamite to your legs, and forced you to light the fuse or I’ll decapitate you, and you light the fuse thinking you’ll at least have a chance to live, who is the murderer? That isn’t suicide, it was the only option!

Tobin Bell is fantastic as this character, and if you hear him speak in real life about the character it is extremely clear that he has a sharp idea of what John Kramer is and isn’t. He has his whole philosophy and backstory worked out clearly in his head, and if a director or writer tries to go against that, he will speak up. Even if they didn’t do something wrong he is always trying to improve the scenes and add new ideas on set. He is what makes Jigsaw perfect.

But the director James Wan is great too. This was his directorial debut, and it’s incredibly stylized for a debut. As much as I’ve seen memes about the silly sped-up editing of these movies (where someone is in a trap and the camera is flashing 20 different angles of the trap, as well as speeding the video up by 200 percent), I really enjoy those editing choices. They make these movies feel distinctly thrilling. Also, the writer of this film, Leigh Whannell is also fantastic. Also he acts in the film, as one of the main characters that wakes up in the room with the dead body. He is a pretty good actor, and has good comedic timing in this. He came up with classic lines such as “I want to play a game” and “game over”…okay maybe those don’t take a genius to come up with. BUT, he did conceptualize half of the stuff you see on screen, alongside Wan.

James Wan and Leigh Whannell two met in film school and hit it off! They both hail from Australia but have made some of the most iconic American horror films. They both were heavily involved in the Saw franchise, and then went on to co-create the Insidious franchise, which is good in it’s own right! Whannell also acts in those, and is even funnier in that franchise. I love them as a duo, but sadly they split after that franchise, and went their own ways. But they both rock on their own too. Wan has gone on to helm the Conjuring franchise, as well as M3GAN. Whannell has gone on to direct The Invisible Man remake from 2020, a really good thriller, as well as an awesome movie from 2018, Upgrade.

So, bringing Tobin Bell, James Wan, and Leigh Whannell together to drive a horror slasher? It’s a no brainer in retrospect. But these movies also have an exemplary horror soundtrack that stands out amongst the other iconic slasher OST’s. Every time I hear it, I want to re-watch the Saw movies. Also, as a last note on this franchise, I found Saw X to be the best entry in the franchise since the original trilogy. I enjoy the twists and traps in that movie, as well as the return of Tobin Bell. I’m excited for Saw 11, but it seems to be delayed at the moment. Anyway, check these movies out if you haven’t. Also, if you’re a fan of the torture porn subgenre, check out Hostel part 1 and 2, they’re cool!

#14: PG: Psycho Goreman (2020) (Blu-ray Steelbook)

I’m a huge fan of horror comedies, and always have been. I think the Scary Movie franchise was what hooked me as a younger kid, but I’m happy to see new ones that I love. This movie is a Shudder Original directed by Steven Kostanski, who is best known for his movie The Void (2016). Psycho Goreman is a movie that is different from anything I’ve seen. It feels like a skit from a comedy-sketch show that has been extended to feature length. The name itself is a parody of the title ET: Extraterrestrial, which has a similar basic premise to this movie: A kid finds an alien and befriends it.

Except this movie follows two kids, a brother and a sister. The siblings soon find out that the alien, who ends up being named Psycho Goreman, isn’t friendly whatsoever. In fact, the hulking humanoid has made a few intergalactic enemies that intend to hunt him down and kill him. Despite Psycho Goreman being unruly, the kids soon realize they can control the hunky alien. This plot is reminiscent of Terminator 2, where a kid gets their own killing machine to control, and it excels at making that situation funny. Similar to Terminator 2, one of the best things about this movie is the special effects. Steve Kostanski is big on practical effects, and if you’re a fan of Power Rangers-esque practical effect, you’re gonna’ love the effects in this one.

I love to see creativity in my comedies, and this movie certainly brings the creativity. I’m just as sad as everyone else that comedies aren’t a huge part of the theatre-going experience these days. Sure, there are superhero movies, there are action movies, and there are sci-fi/fantasy movies that all include comedy, but you don’t necessarily come to those movies to laugh. This, however, is a movie I come to for laughs, as well as the wonderful special effects. The prosthetics and costumes in this movie are over the top and goofy at times, but it adds perfectly to the absurd tone of the movie.

I really enjoy the cast of the movie, and I think the kids do a good job at carrying the movie despite being relatively unknown. Psycho Goreman himself, played by Matthew Ninaber, is really compelling in this movie. Psycho Goreman is believably intimidating, as well as funny when he needs to be. The cast all works well together, and make the comedy work as well as it does. I’d recommend this one to people that like cheesy, gory fun. As I was looking through the cast online, I found that Chris Nash, the director of the next movie on my list, has a small cameo in this movie, so that’s cool! I guess that leads me smoothly into the next film:

#13: In a Violent Nature (2024) (Blu-ray)

This is my personal favorite slasher of the twenties. I know we are only halfway through the decade, but I love this movie! I know we are only at #13, but I love the entire top fifteen, so get ready to hear that I love everything. This movie is another Shudder Original, and it’s one of their best for sure. This is different from other slashers in the fact that it follows the killer instead of the victims. The camera follows Johnny as he goes on a killing spree in the woods, and that’s it. There are long shots of Johnny trailing through the woods, and shots of him just watching the victims from a far. This movie takes it’s time with those moments, and for that, some may call it “slow”, which it is. But I don’t mind seeing Johnny’s thought process, albeit slow. At least it’s something interesting and unique in a genre that rarely is known for innovation.

You might think that all of the tension is lost because you know when the killer is going to strike every time, but that wasn’t the case for me. I found that the tension builds even higher because you see him eying down his victim in real time and approaching them slowly with menacing intent. I love some of the kills in this too! It has a killer yoga scene that I think will become iconic as this franchise grows in popularity. The look of Johnny is fantastic. He dawns an old firefighter helmet that looks similar to a deep sea diving helmet in some ways; It looks awesome. He kills with a variety of tools in the movie, but I’d say his primary one is a large hook on a chain, which firefighters use for moving timber. He is all firefighter themed and I enjoy the aesthetic.

This movie makes you interested in Johnny’s life before he was the killer he is now, and one thing that is conspicuously left out of his backstory in this film is the identity and whereabouts of Johnny’s mother, so I’m very excited to see if they delve into her character in the sequel. And yes, there is going to be a sequel! This film was IFC Films’ second highest grossing horror movie at the box office ever, only behind Late Night with the Devil, another good Shudder Original. So they definitely intend to make this a franchise.

I’m so happy to see the birth of a slasher I actually love in real time, because I’m personally not a big fan of the Terrifier movies, and that franchise is the last major one to join pop culture. I can’t tell you why I don’t like them exactly, I enjoy much gorier films, but those movies in particular don’t have anything that draws me in. So, other than that franchise, there is Maxine/Pearl from the X (2022) movies, and John Carver from Thanksgiving (2023). I enjoy both Pearl and Thanksgiving quite a bit as movies. In fact, if there was a sixteenth spot on my honorable mentions, Thanksgiving would be there. But neither of those killers are ones I truly love (Although Mia Goth is outstanding as Pearl). Those are the major original killers of the 20’s so far, other than perhaps the smaller ones like the Heart Eyes slasher, but those aren’t icons to me. So, in short, I’m happy to see the birth of an original one that I really connect with.

The effects in this movie are really really good. The kills look gnarly and real in the best ways. I love the sound design of crunchy bones, and the fluidity with which Johnny kills. He moves like a force of nature, unstoppable and inevitable, smooth and without resistance. I love the ending to the movie, but I sadly can’t go into detail because I don’t want to include heavy spoilers in this article. Let’s just say I like how it chooses to end it differently than a lot of slashers would, with the writer/director Chris Nash once again showing that he wants to build a franchise that is here to do things differently. Check this one out on Shudder, or buy it on Blu-ray!

#12: Trick ‘r Treat (2007) (4K Blu-ray)

Trick ‘r Treat is the best direct-to-video movie of all time. This movie is a festive treat for Halloween time, and it encapsulates the season really well. It is written and directed by Michael Dougherty in his directorial debut. Michael Dougherty isn’t exactly the most consistent director. After Trick ‘r Treat he directed the 2015 movie, Krampus, which is somewhat fun, but nothing to write home about. Then he directed Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019), which although visually stunning, is a very weak entry in that franchise. And that’s it. A very weird filmography thus far.

But Trick ‘r Treat is in fact a horror classic, straight from the mind of Dougherty. It’s a horror anthology, featuring multiple intertwining stories that all take place on Halloween night. Each story is tied together by a cameo of Sam, this movie’s biggest pop-culture addition. You probably don’t know who I’m talking about, but he is in the picture above, on the cover of the Blu-ray. He is a small child/entity in a home-made Halloween costume that consists of an orange onesie and a large burlap mask with buttons for eyes. Sam has become an icon outside of the movie at this point, and most people that have seen Sam merchandise at Spirit Halloween haven’t seen the movie he is from, and that should change!

This movie has really good special effects, especially for a straight to DVD movie budget; Everything looks nice and polished. I’m really not sure what made Warner Bros and Legendary NOT give this a theatrical release. Would it have done well? I really can’t say. I could see it bombing, and I could see it being a great success. It’s really a 50/50 with this film. Maybe that’s why. Why could I see it bombing? Well, it doesn’t have many recognizable actors in it, besides Dylan Baker, Brian Cox, Leslie Bibb, and Anna Paquin. None of those are massive draws on their own, and they all play fairly small roles in the film, especially since it is an anthology movie. Funny enough, it does feature a young Richard Harmon, who is slowly making his way up in the horror community. He was just in the new Final Destination: Bloodlines movie this year, giving a memorable performance, and a memorable death. He was also in the franchise Grave Encounters, which I know has a cult following. I like Harmon and I’m curious to see what he does next.

Other than that, it is an original movie, not based on any pre-existing franchise or IP, which means it doesn’t have any built in audience. I don’t buy that this is what held the executives at Warner Bros back from releasing this theatrically, because original horror movies in particular fare better than most genres, especially in the early 2000’s. Maybe it is the fact that parts of this movie are funny, and they thought that the tone didn’t fit the popular horror movies of the time like Rob Zombie’s Halloween, 30 Days of Night, and Paranormal Activity. My best guess as to why the movie didn’t make it to theatres is that Warner Bros didn’t have faith that Dougherty would turn in a worthy project. After all, this was his feature debut (although their worries may have been warranted considering his track record since).

But I believe Dougherty was made to make this film. One of the special features on my Blu-ray features Dougherty talking about his inspiration for the movie, and I can undeniably say that the magic of this movie comes from him. His birthday has been October 28th since the day he was born, and its stuck to that, funny enough. The festive holiday being so close to his birthday during childhood nurtured a deep affinity for the traditions and history of Halloween. He uses that knowledge, love, and passion for the night to craft an amusing thrill-ride. This is not a movie that will terrify you (at least I hope not). It is fun, and doesn’t hold back on bloody horror shocks, but it isn’t out to scare. It’s motive seems to be to swaddle the viewer in a soft fall-themed blanket. This movie is more about the appreciation and perpetuation of horror and and the holiday spirit.

The biggest drawback to this film, is that the stories within are formulaic for the most part. But not in the typical way. Every story does the opposite of what its leading you to expect, or the opposite of what horror cliches have established as the norm. This is good and fun, and doesn’t exactly matter on rewatch, but on first watch you catch on pretty quick that there is going to be a twist in each short. So, it’s not exactly the SHARPEST writing, but it is good writing. I still think it’s good because I don’t believe this movie is trying to break the mold of horror movies and do something insanely unique. Rather I think it’s paying homage to it all, and it does it perfectly. This is a movie that is slowly climbing my list, and I’ve only watched it a couple times. I recommend it to any horror lover, because there is something here for everyone, and it’s a perfect watch near Halloween.

#11: Bones and All (2022) (4K Blu-ray)

Bones and All is a movie that can make you smile as much as it can unnerve you. This is not a horror comedy though. It’s a horror romance. The movie follows Maren (played by Taylor Russell) as she navigates growing up as an outcast, due to her existence as a supernatural being that needs to eat people to stay alive. She eventually meets Lee (Played by Timothee Chalamet) on the road and the two find that they have the same affliction. As the two travel, they begin to fall for one another.

I love this movie’s atmosphere. It balances these sweet moments between Lee and Maren really well, despite being bookended by horrifying gore and disturbing human interactions. I guess this finesse comes as no surprise when you know that the director is Luca Guadagnino who is the fantastic director behind films like Suspiria (2018), Call Me By Your Name (2017), and Challengers (2024). I really like Challengers by the way, as a non-horror recommendation. This guy can balance strange concoctions really well, such as a taut tennis thriller that surrounds a complicated love triangle (i.e. Challengers), and Bones and All is no different.

I also love the cast, because everyone brings their A game. Chalamet is someone I’m still trying to figure out if I like, but this movie is one of the reasons he is growing on me. Russell also gives her best performance of her career so far, and I wish she’d do more god damn it. The Escape Room franchise doesn’t give her room to spread her acting wings! She holds this film together. She is intriguing, and adds subtle facial and vocal expressions that sell her genuine shock, awe, or passion.

I don’t want to run into spoilers for this movie, because you should go in as blind as you can, so I’m going to tread very carefully for the rest of this review. This movie lets the story of Maren breathe, at a refreshing 2 hours and 10 minutes. Most major horror/thrillers are an hour and half in recent years, so I’m always happy to see a nice person-driven horror story that isn’t afraid to flesh-out characters (pun intended). But this also goes for the other characters in the movie, such as my favorite of the supporting cast, Mark Rylance. That man is fantastic in this, and I won’t say anything else about him. Also, Maren’s father is played by Andre Holland, a personal favorite of mine. He always seems to do good, and I enjoy the projects he chooses to associate with.

The last thing I’ll say about this movie, is that it has wonderfully dreadful imagery. There are shots from this movie that stick out in my mind like a sore thumb when I think of it. Bloody mouths, wild eyes, and messy hair. Although this film depicts monsters, and has all of this imagery that you’d typically associate with monsters, it makes you sympathize with them deeply. I recommend this one to people who enjoy gothic romance.

#10: Smile 2 (2024) (4K Blu-ray Steelbook)

It was really tough deciding which of these movies to put on my top fifteen, and which to hold to an honorable mention. The more I thought about it though, the more I realized I enjoy this entry in the franchise more. It’s scarier, it’s bigger in scale, and it’s even a little more unique than the first one. This movie sees the return of Parker Finn in the director/writer’s chair, and he one up’s the first film, making it very clear that he intends to refine his craft as a filmmaker. 2024 was a great year for horror, and I’m so happy I caught this one in the theatre with my best friends, because the opening scene of this movie was one of the best horror openings I’ve seen in the theatre EVER. It’s dreadful, it’s thrilling, it’s shocking, it’s unexpected, it’s unpleasant…it’s everything I want to see in a great opening horror sequence. The first 8 minutes escalate quickly and end perfectly. The opening and then the jarring cut to the Smile 2 title card gave me chills. This is a franchise I will continue to go to the theatres for based on that first few minutes alone.

But the quality doesn’t end there. I want to start by mentioning the soundtrack, because from the first ten seconds the soundtrack sets the tone to an off-kilter uneasiness. It continues in the background of the movie, and always helped draw me in to everything so much more, which is what perfect horror soundtrack can do. The composer, Cristobal Tapia De Veer, crafted a super unique and intentionally rough-around-the-edges soundscape to coat each scene in. The cast, however, truly makes this movie. Naomi Scott is so good, it’s nearly unbelievable that this is one of her first leading roles. From her first scene talking to Drew Barrymore, she is selling the character. She carries the movie well, and I’d love to see cameos of her in the sequels.

The first suicide of this film, featuring a drug dealer played by Lukas Gage, was heavily advertised in the trailers leading up to my first viewing of the movie. I didn’t care too much for it then, but on rewatch recently I found it to be a little more effective, considering I hadn’t been bombarded with the clip over and over just before watching it. Also, Lukas Gage does really good in his short stint in the film. I wouldn’t call his suicide iconic in the horror realm, but it certainly stands out.

The original songs created for the fictional pop star Skye Riley (the main character) are actually pretty good, and I especially enjoy Blood On White Satin. The stage performance for that song in the movie is visually dazzling, and looked spectacular in 4K Ultra HD. The dance choreography in general for this movie is outstanding, with the large group scene in Skye Riley’s apartment being really cool. The movements are perfectly controlled and perfectly chilling when they need to be.

The car crash flashback scene in this movie turned out to be super effective, especially in the theatre. This might be my favorite scene of the movie, above the opening scene. This scene lets Ray Nicholson (Jack Nicholson’s son) really show off his acting chops, alongside the continued excellence of Naomi Scott. They play off one another really well in the scene, and you feel like they’re both real, and very much drug riddled. I think part of why this scene works is that they’re working from Parker Finn’s direction and writing, which was a solid foundation. But these actors make it their own. I love the quick escalation of the scene, and I could feel my chest tightening in the theatre as tensions rose. The way the camera pans back and forth between the two, instead of just cutting between their two faces, allows you to glimpse the dark road ahead of them. This keeps reminding the viewer that at any second the car could crash. For context, me and my friends sat right near the front of the theatre, with the screen looming large above us. When the car finally crashed, it was the one of the most thrilling few seconds I’ve viewed in the theatre, because I felt like I was in VR. It gave me butterflies. I love the ending of the movie too, and the directing choices made for it (where to point the camera, what to show and what not to show), but that’s all I’ll say about the end.

Over all, I found this to be a perfect one-up of the first one. The only thing I’m worried about is the third movie, which is confirmed to be happening. My question is, how do you escalate things from here? Can they do that properly? One of the things that makes this franchise unique is its ability to bridge the gap between mainstream horror and arthouse horror. I remember seeing the trailer for the first one and thinking it looked like other stupid horror movies of the time, like The Bye Bye Man (2017), or Slender Man (2018). But when I watched it, I found something not only commercially viable, but something very thought provoking. This franchise is deeper than just chills. Both movies play on the themes of trauma really brilliantly. It makes you wonder as you watch, how much of this is their actual trauma playing tricks on their mind, and how much of it is the Smile curse? I think the credit for making a franchise enjoyable by audiences and critics alike, goes to Parker Finn. What makes me NOT doubt that the third movie will be at least worth a watch is the fact that Finn will return to write and direct it. If he’s done this good on the first two, I’m sure he has good ideas for the third. With him being the creative driving force behind the franchise, I’m glad they’re not continuing without him. I highly recommend this movie in the meantime, so check it out.

P.S. I think a sequel down the line in this franchise could be somewhat like a remake of The Happening (2008), only better executed and with more nuance. I’ll talk a little more about The Happening below if you don’t know much about that movie.

#9: The Mist (2007) (4K Blu-ray)

The Mist is directed and written for the screen by Frank Darabont, who is known for directing The Green Mile (1999) and The Shawshank Redemption (1994). All three of those movies are Stephen King adaptations, and all three are worth your time, but I’m here to spotlight the most underrated of the three, The Mist. This movie centers around a father and a son who travel into town from their lakeside home for a simple shopping trip. But soon they find themselves trapped in the store due to a sudden fog that surrounds the building, which normally wouldn’t be a big deal, yet something doesn’t feel welcoming about this mist. A wailing siren announces the arrival of it, and screams can be heard as it envelopes the store.

At first one of the customers speculates that it must be some sort of chemical plant explosion. Someone else speculates that it’s the end times. Whatever is happening, it isn’t good for the people trapped in the store. They are missing the people they left at home, and the normal small town life that they had just the day before. But as things progress, it becomes more and more clear that they may never leave the store alive, because something is lurking in the fog. I love the fact that the first 20 minutes of the film give ZERO indication of what is to come. The blind viewer coming into this film would be quite shocked at the sudden turn of the film after the initial 20 minutes, and it only gets stranger as the runtime continues. The cast includes a few notable faces, and a few of them are friends of Frank Darabont, such as William Sadler who worked with Darabont in The Shawshank Redemption, and he does a really good job at being the asshole in the beginning of this movie. There’s also Jeffrey DeMunn, who was not only in The Green Mile, but also in the ’88 version of The Blob, which was co-written by Frank Darabont and appeared on my list earlier. But other than old friends, the cast has a lot to offer still. Thomas Jane in the leading role gives possibly the best performance of his career. He’s known for playing The Punisher in the 2004 film of the same name, but I personally like him for his role in Deep Blue Sea (1999). In this movie, I think he saw his chance to blow his notoriety up to a new level and took it. But sadly, this film never exactly got the praise it deserved and his career didn’t pan out to the mega-success he probably hoped for. The rest of the cast is all good, including Melissa McBride (The Walking Dead), Toby Jones (Captain America: The First Avenger), Marcia Gay Harden (Mystic River), and Laurie Holden (Silent Hill).

I think what carried this movie for me when I watched it as a kid was the creature effects. I loved the designs and found them to be some of the coolest stuff I’d ever seen in a movie. That’s no surprise considering that Frank Darabont reteamed with his buddy Greg Nicotero who he’d worked with on The Blob. Nicotero is one of the best modern day special effects creators in the industry, with his work being featured heavily in things like The Walking Dead, Creepshow: The Series, the Night of the Living Dead franchise, From Dusk Till Dawn, Evil Dead 2, and more. But on my most recent rewatch, I realized that the most compelling part of this movie is the human element. Watching as the small community inside the store collapses into groups with their own ideas about how to handle things, and watching how quickly people snap and turn to lawless and violent behavior is terrifying.

One of my favorite scenes in the movie is when they send a man tied to a rope outside into the mist. I felt genuinely scared watching this scene, especially as they begin to feel more tension on the line. Then there is a tug-o-war, as the people try to keep hold of the rope. When they eventually pull the rope back to see what’s on the other end, that reveal feels genuinely horrifying because of the expressions from the crowd. Scenes like that in this movie make you believe Darabont when he explains that this movie has been a life-long dream for him to make. When he initially approached King for the rights to The Shawshank Redemption, he was on the fence about whether he should adapt The Mist or Shawshank Redemption for his directorial feature debut. He ended up going for Shawshank of course, but kept the rights to the Mist as well, to adapt it down the line. I’m glad he did. The passion in this movie oozes out the seams.

I love how much you can analyze this film. There is an answer as to why the mist arrived in this movie, but it is an answer that you can actually fit into other interpretations very easily. I love the versatility of the answer they provide, because it leaves room for the wandering mind to imagine more and more and more. The camera work in this movie stood out to me as well, because the cameras move swiftly at times but constantly achieve the perfect framing, reminding me of a thrilling found footage movie a little bit, somewhat in the vein of Cloverfield (2008) or even the camera work of The Office to some extent (quick turns and close-ups). When watching the behind the scenes featurette “When Darkness Came: The Making of the Mist”, one of the two main camera operators says that he abruptly shoved Thomas Jane into a crowded shot in the middle of the scene, and Jane stayed in character the whole time and they were able to get a reaction shot of his face that way. After that scene, the operator asked if that’s okay to do and Jane said “Oh any time, just grab me and put me wherever you want me.” So it sounds like there may have been a simmering romance between the two on set, but it turned out for some excellent camera work and performances. The animosity between Thomas Jane and his neighbor, played by Andre Braugher, is very believable. They both bring this underscored resentment to each scene with one another, but especially Braugher. There are hints about their past (a lawsuit that Jane’s character won against Braugher’s recently, the smashed boathouse from the beginning of the movie, etc.) but their performance is what truly gives the relationship depth.

Okay, now to talk about the script itself some more. This movie is depressing. It isn’t for the casual viewer. It’ll make you ache and groan. It’ll shove in your face how messed up we can be as people. You’ve watched something bad in the film, and you think it won’t get worse, or it can’t get worse, and then it somehow does. That’s what makes it a true horror movie, is its willingness to be horrifying and not hold back. It is out to unsettle the viewer, not be your average creature feature. When I see the cast talk about this movie and the challenging atmosphere, I see many of them speak about the ensemble dynamic of it, and how everyone being together on set all the time (because most people are in every scene) helped build this atmosphere that made the set feel believable and the situations feel real, allowing them to act from a genuine standpoint. But staying in these character’s headspaces all the time would be unhealthy and uncomfortable, I imagine, so respect to them for pulling through.

The ending of this film can’t go without being spoken about, even if it’s just briefly. I won’t spoil anything here though, for those who haven’t seen it. This ending is very different from the one in Stephen King’s novella, but Stephen King admits that he’d have used the ending if he had thought of it. It’s a divisive ending, and I can understand why someone would hate the ending. But I love the ending, however abrupt it may be. That’s all I’ll say on that topic. If you haven’t seen The Mist, go watch it immediately, or buy it on 4K! The 4K Blu-ray collector’s edition is fantastic and loaded with special features. It even includes two bonus discs (one 4K and one standard Blu-ray) each with a version of the movie in black and white, which is pretty cool! I haven’t given that version a watch yet, but I will at some point. Buy this movie if you get the chance, you won’t regret it.

#8: The Sadness (2021) (Blu-ray)

The Sadness is disturbing. It is a Shudder original which was released to streaming in 2021. I remember being in PE class in highschool when I saw the first Instagram post about the movie. It was from the official Shudder account, and they were advertising that the film would be on Shudder that upcoming Friday. I didn’t really know anything about the movie, but from the poster of the movie I was hooked and wanted to see it. I watched it that weekend and was instantly fascinated by the movie. From the cool practical/CG gore, to the great original score by TZECHAR (don’t ask me how to pronounce that), I was hooked. It felt like the first great zombie movie of the 20’s…yet, no one was talking about it. I immediately rewatched it the next day (which is very rare for me), and that time with my girlfriend. She also found the movie to be cool and fascinating, just like me. The movie is a Taiwanese film and ended up being Shudder’s biggest foreign film debut in the first weekend of release, ever, and for good reason.

This film is nuts and isn’t afraid to go to horrible depths of human depravity. Rob Jabbaz directed it, who is Canadian. You wouldn’t expect that this Taiwanese horror movie was written and directed by a Canadian, but it was. It turns out that Jabbaz had been living there years prior to making the film, and initially moved there to explore the graffiti scene with friends. But after a while, he realized that he could pursue filmmaking over there for fairly cheap, and with little competition during the covid-19 pandemic. So he went for it, and wrote something inspired by the Crossed graphic novel series. I’ve actually been interested in reading this series for a while based on the concept. The series follows a virus that spreads across the United States quickly, marking anyone who contracts it with a red rash on their face that takes the form of a cross. This virus doesn’t make you hungry for flesh though, it makes you act on your worst impulses. Murder, rape, and yes, even cannibalism, so technically it can turn you into a prototypical zombie, but only if that’s what you already wanted in the back of your mind.

The Sadness takes that graphic novel concept and makes it brutal. The crosses on their faces are replaced with black pupils. The comics actually have more humor in them than you’d expect, which Jabbaz didn’t prefer. He wanted to make something frightening. So he set out to write The Sadness in his own style, with no official relation to the comic series. He made it very intense, to say the least. It follows a Taiwanese young man who drops his girlfriend off at work in the city one morning, and then decides to get lunch at a nearby restaurant. Not soon after, everything starts to dissolve into chaos. His new goal is to not only reach safety, but to reunite with his girlfriend in the city before he get’s brutally ripped apart by the roaming infected.

The events in this movie are fucked up, and genuinely freaked me out upon first viewing. I think what got under my skin the most is the implication that some of the victims enjoy the punishment they’re being dealt. Because as the infected take their rage or passion out on you, the victim is likely to become infected themselves, and therefore think and act upon their worst behaviors, which means loving violence, even if it’s being inflicted upon you. It’s a freaky concept to watch in real time, and you almost want to look away at some points. The music also perfectly compliments the insanity on screen, and heightens the feeling of intensity that much more.

Rob Jabbaz knows how to unsettle the viewer, and I’m extremely excited for him to start making American movies. He already has his next movie in post-production, which just wrapped filming this summer, and could you guess what it is? It’s an official Crossed adaptation. The graphic novel series was created by Garth Ennis, who has some fairly popular adaptations of his work already, including the AMC series Preacher, and the Prime Video Original Series, The Boys. Both of those shows certainly earn their TV-MA ratings, but I have a feeling that this new Crossed adaptation is going to take things one step further in terms of gore and subject matter. The cool thing is that Garth Ennis is working alongside Rob Jabbaz for this adaptation. I’m so excited, because it’ll basically be an American remake of The Sadness, yet it’ll have it’s own unique twist on the concept.

Jabbaz has done other cool stuff previously though, including a really cool short-film called Clearwater from 2020. It’s only 6 minutes long, but it’s certainly spooky for its short run time. It also showcases Jabbaz’s fantastic visual effect skills, even on such a small budget. He has expressed interest in wanting to make that short-film into a feature-length movie and I’d be in that theatre day-one if that were the case. It’s a cool concept! Here’s the link: Watch Clearwater (short film).

This is my favorite Shudder Original movie as of now, and certainly deserves any praise it gets, because this movie isn’t simply gore for the sake of gore. It’s got deeper themes about the government, and about society. I’d love to chat with you about the film if you ever watch it, so go check it out!

#7: The Shining (1980) (4K Blu-ray)

The Shining is a Stanley Kubrick film that surely needs no introduction. It is one of the most famous horror movies of all time, and was really what kicked off the era of Stephen King adaptations. Sure, Carrie came out in 1976, directed by Brian De Palma, and that film is good in its own right. Then Tobe Hooper’s Salem’s Lot mini-series came out in 1979, and that has its spooky moments. But 1980’s The Shining is what blew the door wide open on King’s works to be adapted. After this, the 80’s saw numerous movies based on his works, including Cujo (1983), Christine (1983), Firestarter (1984), Stand By Me (1986), Pet Sematary (1989), and more. King adaptations are still popular to this day, with The Long Walk being a successful adaptation that is in theatres right now. But what about The Shining kicked off this sensation?

Everything about this movie is memorable, from the opening scene. Kubrick is known for his striking imagery and multi-layered storytelling that can be interpreted in numerous ways, and this movie is a great example of that. As soon as the shot of the lake appears with the camera sweeping over the water and past small islands, the sound of foreboding horns kicks in. These sounds are actually produced by a synthesizer and created by Wendy Carlos and Rachel Elkind, making this one of the few iconic horror soundtracks to be produced by women. It also just so happens to be one of the most goosebump inducing soundtracks in horror that emphasizes the otherworldly tone of the Overlook Hotel.

Jack Torrance in this movie is a fascinating character, and I think they could’ve picked no better actor than Jack Nicholson to portray the man. Did you know the famous “Here’s Johnny!” line was improvised by him, and Kubrick liked it so much that he kept it in? I personally didn’t know what that line was referencing until researching for this article. The line is a reference to the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, where the show’s announcer Ed McMahon would open each episode by giving the famous line, “Heeeere’s Johnnnny!” I don’t believe that anyone else would have improvised that line at that moment. Also, his facial work in this movie is fantastic. Each minute expression change made by Nicholson speaks volumes about his character’s thought process and motivations.

But the other people in the cast are just as good! Shelly Duvall does a great job at making the audience empathize with her character, probably due to the fact that Kubrick mentally manipulated and abused her during the making of the movie. The baseball bat scene on the stairs was reportedly shot 127 times, and so the exhaustion, paranoia, and anxiety you see on screen from her is most likely very real. This deeply saddens me, and should certainly be more of a stain on Kubrick’s name than people allow it to be, but nonetheless it extracted a very realistic performance out of Duvall.

Danny Lloyd does extremely well for a child actor, especially considering this was his only role he ever got as a child. His facial expressions are just as memorable as Nicholson’s in this movie, and I believe he should’ve been casted in other 80’s horror films (Maybe an Omen movie). Scatman Crothers brings a lot of charisma to his character that not many people could’ve pulled off in his character’s short screen time. But other than the cast, what else makes this movie stand out? Well, it’s simply a fantastic adaptation of an enthralling book. It certainly makes changes from the book (to Stephen King’s disdain), but it does that in order to make something that tells a different story. Instead of the hotel turning Jack evil like in the book, in the movie you can infer that something has always been off about this man, and that this hotel just allowed his darkest thoughts to come to the forefront of his mind. Kubrick takes the concepts of the book and uses it to tell his own story, which I respect.

This movie has freaked me out for a long time, and some of the things that freak me out the most are the strangest moments. For example, you know that this hotel is vacant other than the main family, but out of nowhere Duvall’s character spots a business man and a man in a bear costume getting “freaky” in a room down the hallway. And yes when I put it that way it sounds silly, but it’s surprisingly effective and off-putting in the movie. Random moments like that make this movie feel unconventional, which keeps you on your toes as a viewer. If you haven’t seen The Shining, you must not be a horror fan, and therefore why are you reading this article? But I guess if you are reading, and somehow haven’t watched it (maybe you think it’ll be overrated or something), trust me, watch it.

#6: Ghoulies (1985) (4K Blu-ray)

The little creature boom of the 80’s is very interesting to me. There’s of course the Gremlins (who I find to be very overrated), the Critters (who I find to be very underrated), and then there are Ghoulies (And whatever the hell Munchies are from 1987). It’s close for me, but if I had to pick my favorite out of this subgenre, it would probably be the Ghoulies, but Critters would be nearly tied for first as well. Ghoulies is a franchise produced by Empire Pictures, which is a company known for making small-budget genre films that stretched their budget really well. They have made notable movies such as Re-Animator (1985), From Beyond (1986), and Troll (1986), all made on a miniscule budget. Ghoulies was made on a budget of 5 and a half million dollars, which is tiny for a theatrical release. It was marketed really well, though, with a movie poster depicting a ghoulie popping out of a toilet, with the pun “They’ll get you in the end!” scrawled across the front of the bowl. That poster ended up being a really big success with the teen demographic, and it helped the film become Empire Pictures’ first major box office success, with a total box office haul of around 35 million dollars, nearly seven times what it cost to make!

Was the hype warranted? YES! Now look, I have to admit, I’m a pretty big sucker for cheesy low-budget horror comedies, so this movie is RIGHT up my alley. But I could see many people watching this film after reading my review and going “Wow, I wasted an hour and 21 minutes of my life”. But, if you enjoy the little creature subgenre, and you like horror comedy, and you like seeing a low budget indie film do its best to entertain you, than I think you’re in for a treat. The film follows Jonathan, who was nearly killed by his father in a satanic ritual as a kid. He is saved and raised by a man named Wolfgang, who never informed him of his satanic background. Johnathan ends up inheriting his father’s house though, and he moves in with his girlfriend. During a house-warming party he jokingly performs a ceremony described in one of his father’s books on black magic, unwittingly releasing Ghoulies upon the old manor.

The film doesn’t have much in terms of star power, but the cast does good. The main character is played by Peter Liapis, who I think does really good in this film despite not being in much other than B movies. He puts a lot of unnecessary energy into his performance, and it is appreciated. This film has a small role with Jack Nance, known for his work with David Lynch (and also appearing in The Blob from 1980), and he does pretty good as Wolfgang. But I actually think a lot of the side characters like Toad Boy, played by Ralph Seymour, do really good as goofy additions to the film.

But I don’t really come to this movie for outstanding performances, I come for the spooky stuff. John Carl Buechler did the creature design and special effects work on the movie, and he often worked with Empire Pictures. I personally think the Ghoulies are his most iconic creation, and are each cool and very unique from one another in their own ways. I think that is one thing that sets this franchise apart from Critters and Gremlins. Those franchises, although they have minor differences between the creatures, want you to know they’re a Critter or a Gremlin. But with Ghoulies, the designs are all totally unique to each small creature. I think that comes down to the creative freedom given by the concept of this franchise, that the other franchises don’t have. For example, the Gremlins are a man made species, and are all supposed to supposed to spawn from one another. The Critters are an alien group that are all supposed to be apart of one species. But the Ghoulies are just demons, and they take all forms. There is of course the central green one, featured on the film’s poster. He’s just ugly enough to be considered a horror character, and just simplistic enough to look goofy. There’s one that looks like it was inspired by a demonic cat, with cat eyes and wiry hair covering its body. There is one that looks like it was inspired by a hairless rat. You get the idea. They’re all special! There are at least seven unique designs in the first movie, as far as I can tell, and they’re all fun.

There are some cool special effects moments, especially when you remember the paper-thin budget, but I don’t really want to spoil them here. This movie holds some fun surprises, so go check it out! I’d certainly recommend the 4K Blu-ray, because it looks super vivid and the effects pop in the format. The sequels are also fun, especially Ghoulies II, which is also available on 4K if you’re interested.

#5: Scary Movie 3 (2003) (Blu-ray trilogy collection)

The Scary Movie franchise is cool. I don’t love the fourth one, and I genuinely think the fifth one is really bad (and not in an enjoyable way), but the first three are great to me. This movie is directed by David Zucker, who is known for directing Airplane (1980) and The Naked Gun (1988), two bonafide comedy classics. This movie is up there with those, in terms of the enjoyment I get out of it. Part of my love stems from the fact that it parodies my favorite movie, Signs, but it’s not just my bias that makes me love this film.

I’ll start by praising the cast. Anna Faris doesn’t exactly give a complex performance, but the literal point of her character is that she’s a dumb blonde, so she does good with the simplistic role she was written. Mainly she’s a springboard for the actors around her to play off of, and she plays that role well. Regina Hall is great in this, and I think she is very underrated as an actress. She’s extremely funny in this and lights up every scene she is in. She continues to be a good actress in modern times, as I liked her in 2022’s Honk For Jesus. Save Your Soul, where she actually gives a good dramatic performance, between some of the laughs in that movie. I also think that movie is underrated, and is a worthwhile dramedy/satire if you’re in the mood for it.

Charlie Sheen is also a great actor, and is hilarious in this movie. His straight face is akin to Leslie Nielsen’s straight-faced comedy, and it’s something very few actors can do perfectly, but he is one of them. Speaking of Nielsen, he cameo’s in this movie as the president of the US, and his character isn’t too far off from the real thing at the moment. He plays an absolute idiot, and he does pretty good at it, but it isn’t his best work. Don’t get me wrong, he is fairly funny in the movie, but I feel like they could’ve written him some better stuff. He is under-utilized in the film, but I’m happy he is there, reuniting with David Zucker. But to get back to Sheen for a moment, I think that his comedic side is underrated! I love both Hot Shots! films from the nineties, which are directed by Jim Abhrams, another one of the directors of Airplane!. The recent documentary AKA Charlie Sheen on Netflix was a fantastic watch for me, being a big Sheen fan. I didn’t know half of the controversies that plagued his career, so I was glued to the screen hearing about all the details from the man himself. It’s sad to know that during many of his films’ productions he was struggling with drug use and self-destruction, but I’m happy he is better as of now and taking care of himself. He deserves the love he get’s still, despite the controversies over the years.

Simon Rex is one of the funniest parts of this movie, playing a white gangster-wannabe. The whole movie he blurts out the dumbest shit you can imagine, and you never once would think he is acting. He also has a good smaller role in the recent horror movie Blink Twice, a very underrated thriller from 2024 that I’d recommend watching. So I’m happy to see that he is still finding work because he deserves it. Kevin Hart also features in one of his early comedic roles, and he is funny in the movie.

Other than the cast though, what else makes this my favorite horror-comedy? Well, the comedy. The jokes are one after another, and the comedy doesn’t outstay its welcome, seeing as this movie is a breezy hour and 25 minutes long. The jokes have a lot of variety, as per usual for a Zucker production. There are visual gags, one-liners, background gags, puns, and of course a lot of parody. This film parodies many popular horror movies of the early 2000’s including Signs (2002), The Ring (2002), The Others (2001), as well as movies from other genres such as 8 Mile (2002) and the Matrix movies. I like David Zucker’s decision to parody movies that aren’t just horror, because the 8 Mile rap battle parody is a great addition to the film, and it adds a bit of variety to the movie that would otherwise be lost.

I love how detailed this movie is for a comedy, and I always notice new things on each rewatch. David Zucker is known for rewarding the eagle-eyed viewer, so it comes as no surprise. This movie is hilarious to me, and will never not be. It’s also endlessly quotable. One of my favorite lines in the movie comes from the site of a fatal car accident. As the husband of the victim arrives on the scene and approaches his dying wife, the driver that hit her and totaled his vehicle says “Tom, I’ll need a ride home.” The laughs come a dozen at a time, and they don’t stop until the credits roll. I do also really enjoy the first two films in the franchise, driven by the Wayans brothers. I’m also excited for the upcoming sixth one, which can spoof a lot of the modern horror classics that the franchise has missed since it went on haitus. That new movie will see the return of the Wayans brothers, which will be cool. I just saw Him in the theatre, and although the movie itself wasn’t very good, Marlon Wayans does really good with what he was given to work with. I recommend Scary Movie 3 to anyone that enjoys these spoof movies from the early 2000’s.

#4: Longlegs (2024) (4K Blu-ray)

Longlegs is a recent movie that I’m sure many of you reading have heard about. It became Neon’s highest grossing movie domestically, and it’s their second highest grossing movie worldwide (Only behind Parasite (2019)). This movie is directed by Osgood Perkins, who used to act in small roles before he turned to work behind the camera. His directorial debut was The Blackcoat’s Daughter from 2015, but I found him with his 2020 film Gretel and Hansel. That movie is pretty good for a PG-13 horror film, and it has its memorable moments, alongside a great performance by Alice Krige. But Longlegs is the movie that introduced the masses to Osgood Perkin’s twisted mind.

This movie follows a young female FBI agent as she pursues a serial killer who enjoys toying with her. Soon, she realizes she is deeper in danger than she initially expected, and nobody can save her but herself. I have to be honest with you, I wasn’t as deeply hooked by the trailer to this movie as most of the horror community was. I didn’t think it looked bad, but nothing I’d go to a theatre to see. But of course online hype generates ticket sales, and my family desperately wanted to see it. So when we were in Spokane on a trip together, they all voted Longlegs as the movie we should go to see, and it couldn’t have worked out to be a better experience. First off, the theatre we found that worked for us was called the Magic Lantern Theatre, which only shows indie films, and only 3 at any given time. I loved this place the moment I set foot inside. They had soft vintage furniture in the small lobby that felt inviting and more like a den than any other movie theatre lobby I’ve been in. Also, their popcorn came in a large metal bowl. I love that for a couple of reasons. First off, you don’t get your entire hand slathered in butter by reaching into a bag; It eliminates that problem. Second, it reduces unnecessary waste to the environment. Do I think these people are doing it to feel upscale? No, it just felt like a bowl was all they had, haha, and maybe that made it a little cozier in a way. The theatre also only shows three movies at a time, so it is never packed in the lobby, nor in the parking lot.

When you get into the theatre-room itself, you’ll find the same vintage aesthetic that the lobby greets you with. There are black-domed lamps on the wall that direct light out onto the wall, providing some nice indirect light that diffuses around the room. Towards the back, there is an upper level of seating that slopes down to the landing where the entrance is. That landing is in the middle of the the theatre, and then past the landing, down towards the screen there are more red fold-up theatre chairs. My only major complaint about those seats, and yes it is a big issue, is that there are no cupholders. But most of the drinks they give are canned anyway, so I found it easy to place between my thighs while watching. But the cool part of the seating is back on the landing. There, you can find two cozy lawson-style armchairs, that my parents found comfortable, and they have a table in between them for drinks and popcorn. Next to those, there are three bigger black fold-up movie theatre chairs that don’t match any others in the theatre. They are bigger, have drink holders, and have more cushion. My family members took all five of those seats (the bastards) and my girlfriend and I took a couple of the red seats closer to the screen. The theatre also sells 50 dollar hoodies with their logo on it, if that makes up for the lack of cupholders.

All of that might sound strange, inconvenient, and maybe a little silly, but I love places with character. The sole worker that night was also nice, and knowledgeable on recent movies. He was sporting a Dethklok shirt, which is a band that is featured in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse, a show that me and my girlfriend had been watching at the time. We both were happy to see it mentioned, because the show isn’t super popular. Stuff like that makes me like a place. A worker with personality, and a place with identity.

I bought the 50 dollar hoodie… and so did my girlfriend.

I know, I know, I keep going on about everything but the movie Longlegs, but I have to get my tangents out now while I’m not getting paid for this kind of writing (as if a real newspaper would run the article titled “My Top Fifteen Horror Movies That I Own“).

So, Longlegs…My expectations were wrong. From the opening sequence shot in 35mm (giving it a rounded and condensed framing that perfectly suits the scene’s needs) this film sunk its teeth into me. I knew I was in for something much more special than I’d anticipated. I will say, the opening scene wasn’t as affective for me at home as it was in theatres, but maybe that’s because I already knew what was coming. Or maybe it’s because that scene works really well on the big screen, when its towering over you. The scene still holds up as a compelling intro, just with a little less oomph. Something that does work really well at home is the sound design on the 4K, which is incredible and surprisingly one of the best I have in my collection. Sometimes a disc will have a big sound range where you have to turn it up and down all the time to hear the movie properly, but this movie has clarity throughout, with nothing being too quiet, and with the loud bangs and bumps being thunderous.

Lee Harker, the Federal Agent, is played by Maika Monroe and she does great. At first during this rewatch, I realized how phony her first couple of scenes feel. It seems like she hadn’t found the perfect way to portray the character yet, but once she hit her stride, the rest of the film features a very compelling performance from her. Plus, Osgood Perkins knows the value of patience in horror. After the opening scene, we don’t see Nicolas Cage’s Longlegs until 45 minutes into the movie, and the creepier elements of the film don’t really come into play until then. This film is only an hour and 40 minutes long, so to wait until nearly halfway through not only builds your anticipation, but also builds the mystery and anxiety around this serial killer. 

That scene with Nic Cage screaming in the car is fantastic, and I didn’t even realize the full extent of what he was saying in the theatre because it was so loud. In the theatre, it got almost deafening before the scene stopped, so to rewatch at home with subtitles on, I finally got to understand what he was saying, and it’s an odd mix of humor and horror that I can’t quite place my finger on. Nic Cage made this movie complete with scenes like this, and I love the “Not once, not twice…” scene from later in the movie, maybe so much so that it’s my favorite scene featuring the killer in this movie.

This movie is a period piece set in the 90’s. The biggest clue to that time period in the movie is the picture of Bill Clinton on the wall behind in the FBI Office of Harker’s colleague. He was in office between 1993 and 2001, so I believe this film takes place in the mid-90’s. I love the set designs and costume designs for this period, and I’m happy it’s an element of the film. The devil imagery in the film is really well done and often very subtle. He appears in silhouette most of the time, and very briefly. There’s a particular shot towards the end when a person is slamming a door shut, with the camera positioned outside the door. The door has an opaque window, and in the reflection before the camera cuts, you can see this horned hairy humanoid silhouette. It’s literally on screen for less than a second, but I caught it in the theatre and it gave me chills! He’s everywhere in the film if you look hard enough, and I love the tiny details like that. The ending leaves room for a sequel, but honestly, I don’t know if I want one. This movie works really well as a standalone film, and I’m happy to own it! My recent rewatch was really good, and I recommend this one to fans of serial killers and the occult. Also, go support the Magic Lantern Theatre if you’re in Spokane, they’re cool!

#3: The Omen (1976) (Blu-ray boxset)

For anyone that doesn’t know, The Omen follows Damien Thorn as he grows up, from a baby to a young boy, as the son of the United States Ambassador to the United Kingdom. To the outsider, this household looks like a normal wealthy family, without a care in the world. But you know this is a horror movie, and that can’t be the case. Under the surface, a lot of family drama has taken place. In the beginning of the film, the ambassador learns that his newly born baby died soon after birth. He is left with the impossible task of breaking the news to his wife, who is still in the hospital. While contemplating how to tell her, he is counseled by a priest, who suggests that he could adopt a child. The husband says that she wouldn’t want that, but the priest says that she doesn’t have to know the truth, and that it would be a blessing for both her and the child. After some deep thought, he agrees. As Damien grows up in the Thorn family, his step-father realizes that Damien is much more than an orphaned child that was ready to be adopted at the right time…He might just be the anti-Christ.

The Omen is directed by Richard Donner, and written by David Seltzer. Donner is known for directing the Christopher Reeve Superman movies, the Lethal Weapon movies, The Goonies (1985), and Scrooged (1988), none of which are of the horror genre. I find it interesting that such an iconic horror movie didn’t birth an iconic horror director. But Donner is a really good director, and I’m happy this movie has his touch. The writer, Seltzer, hasn’t had a ton of major success in Hollywood. However, I watched some behind the scenes features on the Blu-ray for this movie, and was pleased to learn about his inspiration for the film.

Seltzer had done some minor work as a ghost writer before being approached by Harvey Bernhard, who asked Seltzer if he had seen The Exorcist. Seltzer replied that he had. Bernhard told him that he wanted him to write one of those kinds of movies. Seltzer initially said no, because he came from a documentary background, where he appreciated the learning that could be achieved through filmmaking. He thought that writing a silly horror movie couldn’t teach him anything. But the more he thought about it, he decided to pick up a Bible and read it, seeing as he never had, and that was something he could learn from. He soon became fascinated with the characters and mythology of the stories, despite still not being religious to this day.

He goes on in the interview to say that he was inspired at the time a little bit by the recent hit, Jaws. He says that “Everyone knows that fish don’t eat boats, but the audience went for it because it was told with such a straight face. So I thought, ‘I’m going to do the Devil, and I’m going to do it with that straight face; This is not going to be a joke.'” That is his explanation of his mindset going into writing it, and he did tons of biblical research and reading prior to writing, in order to make sure his film felt realistic to the average God-fearing man. But he admits the it was the addition of Richard Donner as director that made this film work exceptionally well. That’s because, in Seltzer’s words, his script was a little too fictionalized. When Donner came onto the project, he insisted that the deaths in the film seem accidental, believable, and coincidental, similar to the Final Destination movies in a way. The script originally included hooved demons that walked on two legs. Donner said that they had to scrub that stuff and stick to things that could only happen in real life. So in short, the immense research of Seltzer, and the sensibility of Donner paired very nicely to make the tone of this film as scary and as close to home as possible for the viewer.

Gregory Peck plays the Ambassador, and I think he does good! He certainly seems as enthralled as the viewer is, and he never feels like a hollow character. His worries feel genuine, and his effort to hold everything together feels real. I also think the kid who plays Damien in this one does good enough, and has a couple of memorable scenes. I don’t believe that it’s one of the best child performances in horror, but there are a couple scenes that stick with me, especially the final shot of the film. The wife, played by Lee Remick, also turns in a believable performance. Although they all do good, I believe the standout for me is Mrs. Baylock, played by Billie Whitelaw. In the script she is supposed to be sweet and innocent (in order to make it believable that the parents would let her watch their kid), but Whitelaw turned her into something sinister, with great finesse.

But the story is compelling, and even chilling at times! I love the details about the origins of Damien, because there is just enough there to make me not only want more backstory, but also to make me invested in where his story is going. Seltzer talks about the wasted potential of the sequels in the interview I mentioned above, and I agree with him to some extent. I would’ve loved to see a franchise that watched Damien grow his friend circle as an innocent-seeming antagonist, that watched him move up the ranks in society, and that eventually depicted the apocalypse at his hands. That would’ve been an epic saga, filled with fright. But instead, in Seltzer’s words, they turn it into a slasher, and that is fairly accurate. However, despite him being right that the franchise would’ve been better off in that direction, I don’t think all of the sequels are bad. In fact, I mention a prequel and a sequel to this film in the honorable mentions above! I really enjoy the second one, and the newest movie in the franchise, and those two prove that this franchise still has life in it. I’d love to see more from it soon, but as of now, the original stands as the best installment in my opinion. I recommend this movie to people interested in biblical themes, creepy kids, and interesting kills, it’s well worth your time!

#2: Hereditary (2018) (4K Blu-ray)

Hereditary is written and directed by Ari Aster in his feature film debut. It is in every way, pound for pound, the scariest movie of the 21st century so far. I rewatched this movie with a group of friends this summer, and one of them decided to get stoned before watching the movie. She had never seen it before, and I told her “you’re gonna’ be scared”, and she replied (with confidence and a little bit of stubbornness) “Horror movies don’t scare me.” She had never seen the movie. Cut to 33 minutes in and she is wide eyed and clearly disturbed. We asked if she was okay and she said “I think I’m too high for this.” It’s funny because I don’t blame her, I felt the same shock and perturbation on my first viewing of the film, and I was sober!

It is the film that took my true-horror virginity, at the ripe age of 13. I had seen horror movies before it, even many of the ones listed above. But this one was the first that instilled true dismay and dread into my core like no other I’d seen before. I’ve seen films that have scared me on a similar level after, The Sadness (2021) being a good example, but nothing that has effected me this deeply. It’s a relentless film, and it is worth being seen on the biggest screen. The packed theatre I saw it in, in Sunnyside with my family, was not prepared for what we went through. We struggled through together, and I’ll never forget the simultaneous gasps.

Look, this kind of horror movie isn’t for everyone. This isn’t my comfort movie. Nor is Midsommar, another of Ari Aster’s films that I mentioned above. But they’re some of my favorites. I love to be scared and I love to be unnerved in special ways. But if you come to horror movies for fun, I don’t think this movie is up your alley. But if you’re in for a ride, if you’re ready to put yourself into these character’s shoes and experience their journey, sit down and watch Hereditary.

The movie follows the the Graham family after the death of the matriarch of the family, Ellen Leigh. In the wake of her passing, strange events start to take place around the Graham residence. A strange silhouette is witnessed in the dark corner of a room, for example. This family is struggling, and they can only take so much more pressure before everything comes unraveled. That is the deliberately vague blurb I’ll give you. But this movie is so much more. It displays family disfunction in a way that feels so real and unscripted, it may trigger many viewers to recall their own childhood trauma. The original score for the movie is one of my favorite horror soundtracks ever, and has since become popular in short form content. The final song of the movie, titled Reborn, is the most popular TikTok sound from the movie, and it deserves the attention. But the soundtrack leading up to that is all cut from the same excellent cloth. Every scene’s foreboding undertones are hammered home by the eerie and foreign soundtrack that backs it.

What else makes this movie memorable, though? The cast is stellar. Toni Collette does exceptionally well in the movie, giving a wide range of emotions to the roll as the mother. She has multiple scenes that are so expressive facially, tonally, and physically, I’m floored just thinking about the amount of thought she must have put into her portrayal of Annie Graham. Alex Wolff does really good too as the son, having some really hard places that he has to go to for the role. Milly Shapiro does great as the daughter, turning in an off-putting performance that makes you also empathize with her at the same time. The father is played by Gabriel Byrne and he does a good job. He has maybe the least to work with script wise, but when he really performs in the movie it is memorable. The cast has a lot of chemistry together, or the lack there-of, because their characters are supposed to be socially awkward and distant from one another. They all do a phenomenal job at making this dynamic believable, cringe-inducing, and also sad. You truly do feel for this family, and wonder how they got to this point.

Another great thing about the movie, is the writer/director Ari Aster, let’s talk more about him. Hereditary is his directorial debut, but he has been very active since. He wrote and directed Midsommar (2019), Beau is Afraid (2023), and Eddington (2025). Eddington is a movie that I personally found very disappointing, and is a step away from the horror genre that the first few films of his filmography fall into. But his other films have been enjoyable to me. Midsommar was in my honorable mentions above, and Beau is Afraid is a black comedy that is pretty bonkers, featuring a great performance by Joaquin Phoenix. His films always make an attempt to shock the audience, and usually it is through unexpected or gruesome deaths. For me personally, no movie of his has shocked me like the first one did, maybe because I now know what to expect. But his first three movies are all worth watching. I respect him for making a major effort to be different, in a time when original films are starting to make a resurgence at the box office. Directors like Aster are pioneering a new wave of original cinema, and I’m happy to be living through it. I highly recommend Hereditary if you’re into being spooked.

#1: Signs (2002) (4K Blu-ray)

Signs is a movie that I never get tired of. I’ve loved the movie for a very long time. In fact, I wrote an article about it last October, as I’m sure many of you know already (It’s still up on this site if you haven’t read it yet). But I can never talk about this film too much. This movie is my favorite of all time. Signs is a movie that is made for me. Or rather, maybe it’s a movie that made me. In the article from last year I mentioned that a 4K Blu-ray was on the way, last October. I can now say that I have watched that 4K, and I recommend it! It isn’t the biggest jump in quality I’ve seen in terms of 4K upgrades, but if you love the movie I recommend picking the 4K up, you’ll notice a difference on certain scenes for sure.

The basic premise of Signs is that it follows a family, consisting of a dad, two kids, and an uncle, that live next to a cornfield (Never a good idea). Life is fairly quiet there for them. On one summer morning, though, they awaken to a large crop circle in their front yard. Is this a practical joke from someone in town? Is it a stunt from the farmer’s kids themselves?

…is it for real?

As the two men of the household grapple with these questions, things only get stranger around the Hess residence. As more pressure is put on this household, they’re left wondering if they’re truly alone out there, or if someone else is watching them. And if the latter is true, what can they do about it?

The other day, someone asked me what the first horror movie I saw was, and I was stumped. It seems like a typical enough question, that I’d never thought about before. I remember very clearly though all of the movies that terrified me as a kid. A few stick out in particular. Insidious fucked me up; That lipstick-faced demon haunted my nightmares. Sinister chilled me to the bone, with it’s freaky-faced Bughuul. And of course, Signs, the movie that truly made me scared of the dark. The funny thing is, this movie is less of a horror movie than the other two I mentioned, yet I think this movie got under my skin more as a kid. My reasoning as a kid was that “Demons probably aren’t real, but aliens, they’re basically a fact”. Today that logic still mostly stands for me.

This movie has really good scares in it (especially for a PG-13 rating), but the best parts of this movie aren’t focused on terror. They involve the excellent cast acting their butts off to sell the great emotional heart of this movie. For this movie to work, you need to believe the family dynamics, and you absolutely do thanks to each of the talented actors. Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix are really good as siblings in this film. But the younger siblings, Abigail Breslin and Rory Culkin, both do great for child actors too. I’ve been watching this film for a long time, and a side character that’s grown on me over time is Cherry Jones’ character Officer Paski. She has just a few short scenes in the movie, but she adds this homely feel to the atmosphere that really sells the small town vibe that Shyamalan was going for.

Now that I’ve mentioned him, let’s talk about Shyamalan a little more. He is a highly debated director in cinema circles because of his stylistic approach to filmmaking. Many people say his dialogue is silly (I whole-heartedly disagree), and many people say his stories are convoluted or not well thought out. On that second point, people can be correct sometimes. But this isn’t true for all of his movies. Movies of his that I think could’ve used some more complexity or improvement include The Happening (2008), The Last Airbender (2010), After Earth (2013), and Lady in the Water (2006). The one that really irks me is The Happening, that movie has a great concept that could’ve been something truly haunting and special. A plague that causes those infected to commit suicide? It writes itself! But the campy direction that movie goes, and the cast that can’t convincingly carry the emotional weight of the situations, makes this movie a disappointing watch.

But, all of those movies happened in a back-to-back stretch from 2006-2013. Shyamalan has gone on record saying that he knows those movies aren’t the greatest, and that he has found the problem. Since then, he has made somewhat of a comeback in the industry. His films are nowadays hit and miss for me, but his most recent movie Trap was a success in my book, so I’m just happy he’s still around at all in Hollywood. He dares to do something different with all of his movies, and I respect him for that, even if the end product isn’t always the best.

But Signs, to put it plainly, is the best. There are a few movies that are kind of like lenses I see my life through. What I mean, is that certain events I see in real life instantly give me flashbacks to those movies. Signs is one of those lenses for me. For example, anytime I look over my shoulder in the shower, as I see the water run down my shoulder, I’m reminded of a scene in Signs where a character looks at their shoulder while water pours down it. Signs is so engrained in my brain that I see shots from it all the time in real life. It’s a part of me, just as a lot of the films mentioned above are.

The most iconic scene in the movie shows Phoenix’s character watching the news, when a shocking video clip is aired. That scene really terrified me as a kid and to this day still gets my heart racing. I love that scene, but I think the way Shyamalan reincorporates that same television set near the end of the movie is what makes me love the moment even more, because it’s more of a two part scare, and while they’re super effective moments separately, together they give a feeling of worsening danger that makes your heart sink even deeper as you watch.

The scene where Gibson and Phoenix talk about fate always gives me goosebumps. I love the topic because of this movie, but I also am fascinated with the topic outside of it. I like how that scene is called back to later in the movie, just how most stuff is in this movie. Also, this movie has the best horror soundtrack of all time in my opinion, composed by the great James Newton Howard. The opening and closing tracks are too die for, and should be studied in college. I don’t want to go on too long about this one, since I already made an article about it, so I’ll cut my thoughts there. Signs is great, go watch it if you haven’t already, and avoid spoilers!

Closing Thoughts

This article was a lot of fun to write. I got a ton of enjoyment out of rewatching some of my favorites and taking notes to share with you guys. I hope you guys found this topic interesting, and I hope you watch a couple of the films this October. In a time when real life horror is all around us, it is nice to escape to a world where the horror ends when the credits roll. I hope you all have a fantastic Halloween, and a great start to Fall! Thank you, thank you, thank you if you’ve read this far. It means everything to me to have someone interested in the same stuff I am, and invested in reading about it. This has been one of my favorite things to write in a long time, so I’m happy to put it out into the world now. There’ll be another post coming in the next few months, so I’ll write you guys again soon. Leave a comment if you guys would like to see more articles about movies I like. Until next time, keep your doors locked, keep your eyes peeled, and keep your heads on.

Bandcamp: A Music-Streaming App with No Strings Attached

Music streaming is atrocious, because of repetitive ads, because of the minimal artist payout, and because of mainstream harmful algorithms. But some streaming services are better than others. The big one is Spotify. I don’t hate Spotify, but I’ve always found them inferior to other services. I don’t like the look of their interface for one, it looks bland and uninviting. If you don’t want to pay a subscription fee, you’re going to deal with 60+ second un-skippable ads every few songs. Also, there are smaller indie artists that you can’t find on Spotify. My preferred service out of the popular ones is YouTube Music. They by far have the widest selection, whether it be those indie artists you can’t find elsewhere or three hour remixes of your favorite songs. They also include user made compilations and playlists. It also has it’s draw backs though. First, there are ads, but they’re never longer than fifteen seconds, after which they’re skippable. But the most common ads are skippable after 3 seconds. Second, it doesn’t let you listen with the screen off unless you pay for a subscription. And honestly, I can’t think of a third drawback. YouTube Music simply is the best option, if you’re not looking to subscribe to a premium tier. It sucks to hand your hard earned money over to a greedy corporation that mooches off the hard work of talented artists, in return for streaming something that you don’t actually own (songs can be removed from the service at any time for any number of reasons).

Sure, they do pay the artists a tiny amount per stream, but it’s a literal fraction of a penny. Let’s suppose you’re a blossoming musician, and your first big hit is just taking off on the platform Apple Music (One of the more generously paying services). They pay .005 dollars per stream. If your song managed to get 1 million streams (not much of a hit in modern terms, but remember they’re just starting out), you would receive a payout of about 5,000 dollars…Right? Wrong, all of that money goes to their label and/or distributor. Yay! (Source). Now that greedy label pays the musician based on the contract they’ve set. Okay nowww the artist gets what they deserve right? Well, usually a new artist get’s a terrible contract for their first label signing, so in all reality they might make 500-800 dollars out of that money, and that’s somewhat generous. So over the two months or so that the song took to get that many streams, the artist earns a meager 400 bucks a month…off of their most popular song. Boy, I sure hope they’re not trying to do this for a living. Oh wait…they are.

Okay look, I’m not here to tell you I’m some saint or philanthropist, but I do like supporting the musicians that make a difference in my life. I want to reciprocate the good they’re doing. If you’re also interested in that, there are options. The best one I’ve found is none other than Bandcamp. They were founded in 2008, so they’re younger than me, but in that short amount of time they’ve managed to reel in a dedicated userbase. Why is that? Well, let me talk you through what makes Bandcamp the best music streaming platform.

First off, the look of their user interface is so much more pleasing than any other service I’ve used. It has a blue (turqoise on some platforms) and white color scheme that is soothing and inviting to me, more so than the dark, often black backgrounds of other services. When you open the app, it greets you with a Featured section, always headlined by their Album of the Day, curated by one of their workers. Their albums of the day are always noteworthy, whether it be an underrated classic from the 70’s, or an up-and-coming artist’s 2025 debut. If you scroll past the Album of the Day, you’ll find multiple New and Notable articles about albums and EP’s released recently on the platform, simply consisting of staff picks. These hand-curated works always bring me something worth listening to, and I’m always eager to see what new album is featured in one of these each day. You can also play music with your screen off, making it easy to listen on the go, and allowing you to conserve more battery. The same feature also allows you to close the app and use a different app, all while the music still plays in the background. I love this feature, because when I get a text and open it, I don’t have to disrupt the music.

This is all done in an ad-free system. There are no interruptions asking if you want a break from the ads. But how can they maintain this and still earn money? Well here is where I need to get into the major difference between Bandcamp and other music-streamers. Bandcamp integrates musician’s shops into the platform, so any records, CD’s, or cassettes that they sell are just a click away from any song. But not only can the user buy those, you can simply opt to purchase the digital download. When you buy the digital album from an artist, you’ll have it anywhere you can sign in to Bandcamp. It opens up the option to stream the music offline as well, if you purchase the digital album. If you do purchase the physical option instead, it automatically comes with the digital album for on the go listening, which is a great touch. So instead of making money from ads, the service takes a cut of money from revenue gained via purchases in an artist’s shop.

They don’t take a huge amount, either, and even offer special perks that support the artists. One example of this is Bandcamp Friday. This event takes place on the first Friday of a select few months out of the year (a schedule is released annually), and for the entire 24 hours Bandcamp waives their cut of the artists’ sales, allowing all of their proceeds to go directly to the artists that earned them. Many artists on the platform run special sales on this day, selling their brand new CD’s for 10 bucks or so, but this waiver goes for digital album purchases as well. This event isn’t insignificant either. You might be thinking “Once every few months?!” Well, the most recent Bandcamp Friday at the time of writing (May 2nd, 2025) earned independent artists 3.2 MILLION dollars… None of that money went to Bandcamp; All of it was given directly to the artists who earned it. Over the course of Bandcamp Friday’s lifetime (It began in 2020), artists have earned over 140 million dollars, on those days alone (Source)! The remaining Bandcamp Fridays for 2025 include: August 1st, September 5th, October 3rd, and December 5th. In total, the Bandcamp site has compelled people to spend 1.5 billion dollars since it’s inception in 2008, with around 80% of every-day purchases going to the artist.

A cool feature that isn’t related to Bandcamp Friday is minimum pricing. When you go to an artist’s shop and click on an album to purchase, the great thing is that it’ll only give you a minimum price (the sale price), but it’ll give the option to pay more. This “tip” feature allows all of the extra money that you pay (if you so choose) to go directly to the artist, with no cut for Bandcamp. This is yet another feature that directly supports artists, and I’ve used it a couple times myself for albums I really love. An additional service to artists is the “open thy heart” feature. This applies when you’re streaming a single or an album that you don’t own. After a few plays of the same song (three or four repeats), it’ll start showing a pop-up when you try to play it again. “The time has come to open thy heart/wallet”, and below that it’ll have the options “Buy Now”, or “No Thanks”. You’re still able to play the song, as far as I can tell, but it’ll start giving you the pop-up every time you click the track. This is the closest thing you get to ads on the service, and it takes less than a second to click “no thanks” if that’s what you want. Another great feature that artists can implement on their discography is “NYP”, or Name Your Price. This allows buyers to purchase a digital album for 1 dollar or more. I’ve gotten a few 1 dollar albums this way to build my collection on the app, and boy were they worth it and more!

All of the above features are mutually beneficial for the artists, and the users. Users have the ability to support the artist’s they love (and do it cheaply with the NYP feature), and musicians get the support they need and deserve for their hard work. But there are other nice additions that have nothing to do with money, such as the “Include a message” feature. When you purchase a digital or physical album, some artists add the above feature which allows you to write a personal message that will go directly to the artist. Usually the artist will respond and that’s fantastic to be able to have this little private connection with them.

Thoughtful features like this make using Bandcamp a very pleasing experience for me. So why doesn’t everyone use Bandcamp? Maybe the first reason is obvious, it’s more of a shop than a streaming service. Many of the features are aimed at the consumer spending money, which isn’t appealing to most people. But I want to clarify, you don’t have to spend money on the service to enjoy it! This service has ad-free streaming of music FOR FREE, no strings attached. But why else don’t most people use it then? Well, perhaps the biggest reason is artist availability. You can’t find everyone on it, because the majority of the artists on it are independent. But that’s not to say there aren’t familiar names. Notable artists on the app include: Ghost, Men I Trust, Radiohead, Aesop Rock, Peter Gabriel, Bon Iver, Bjork, Larry June, R.E.M., Modest Mouse, Death Cab For Cutie, Cavetown, The Lumineers, Alex G, Title Fight, Her’s, Superheaven, Faye Webster, Elliot Smith, Clairo, The Front Bottoms and Aphex Twin, just to name a few. But on top of those artists, many of the artist’s I’ve featured on this blog are set-up on Bandcamp, including Drive-By Truckers, Angelo De Augustine, The Six Parts Seven, and the entire collection of the Stratford CT Record label’s releases. On top of those, the service also has a ton of major video game soundtracks available, including the original soundtracks for Plants VS Zombies, Undertale, Terraria, and Minecraft.

As you can see, it still has a wide selection of notable music, and those are just what I could find as I dug through the app for a bit. Some of your niche favorite artists are probably on it, and I’d recommend looking! The only other drawback I can think of, is that there aren’t lyrics available for every song. Some songs have them, but an artist has to include them themselves, so I’d say it’s more rare to find them on the app. But that concludes the cons of using this as your main streaming service. To me, those cons are far better to deal with than any other major (legal) music streaming app.

One last topic about the app, one that I think is the biggest pro to using Bandcamp, is the aspect of discovery. Most streaming services use algorithms to feed you new music, but Bandcamp doesn’t. So how would you discover new music? There’s a couple different ways. First, instead of having a robot recommend you new songs, there are dedicated workers for Bandcamp that make articles like the ones mentioned above, such as Album of the Day, New and Notable, etc. I find these recommendations SO MUCH better than an algorithm that feeds me stuff similar to what I already like. If you’re looking to broaden your music taste, they’re always spotlighting quality stuff that was most likely off your radar before. The second way to discover music on their platform is through the “Discover” tab, which has many genres to pick from, but it also houses their “Best Selling” Category. This category shows what the Bandcamp community is really into, essentially showing the results of people voting with their dollars on what is the best new album on the platform. There are a ton of great albums to look at on there, including artists you’ve heard of alongside projects you’d never dreamt would exist. One of the cooler features about this best-selling section, is the location setter. This feature allows you to narrow down the best-seller list (or really any genre category) to artists from a specific country or city, like Seattle for example. This feature helps you find local up-and-comers that you hadn’t heard of yet. There is also a different way to narrow down the results, and that is by format. If you’re only looking for vinyl, you can narrow it down to just that. Their categories include Vinyl, CD, Cassette, or Digital. I love this feature because I hate to click on something I’m interested in and find that it isn’t available to buy on physical, so narrowing the options down to a format I like is great; I know anything I click on will have an option to physically collect it.

To sum it up, I love this service. Is it perfect? No, but it’s the closest thing to perfect that the industry is providing us at the moment. It’s a free app, so why not download it and give it a try? I’ve found a ton of music that I like from the service, and I think quite a few of the artists I talk about this year on the blog will have some presence on Bandcamp. Plus, there are features I didn’t even talk about, such as Bandcamp Radio (which is great), but I’ll leave those things for you to discover on your own. Anyway, thank you for taking the time to read this, it means a lot to me. I’m happy to get some new writing on here after a small hiatus. I’ll be posting again pretty soon, considering I’ve been writing other stuff too, but I’ll let you guys know when that happens via my social media. I hope you have a good day, and enjoy some good music while you’re at it.

My Top Twelve Album Purchases of 2024 (Part 2)

Introduction

These albums are the cream of the crop, the very best of what I listened to in 2024. These albums are must-listens in my opinion, with intricate layers to their physical releases and to the music itself. Each one could very well make it into my current top twenty albums of all time, and I’m happy I own them. Don’t forget that you can own these too! Consider buying one if you like the music, because these are all great vinyl sets to own. Each of these works of art touched me at the right time, and to be honest, there isn’t a wrong time for any of these. So without further ado, here are my top five albums of 2024.

#5: Youth 83 – Red Kite (2024) Purchased From: Stratford CT Records Website

Format: Single LP Record

Youth 83 is simply my favorite electronic artist. She appeared on my 2023 favorite purchases list for her previous album Wolf Boy. That album was exceptional, and this one is no different. It kicks off the album with the title-track, Red Kite. This song starts off with a fun opening atmosphere that is very moody, reminiscent of Wolf Boy. This track has a steady methodic alarm in the background that undercuts some fast paced synths. It’s not a track that’ll blow you away by any means, but it sets the tone for the rest of the album, allowing you to settle into the world that Youth 83 has created.

Something that tripped me up on first listen, is that this record is a full sized 12-inch one, but it plays at 45 RPM. For anyone that buys this, make sure you’re playing it at the right speed, because I listened to the slowed and reverbed version at first. The next track Pancake is really cool. It has a fun tone that I could imagine a montage in a movie being cut to. It reminds me of playing games at the arcade after dark. It has some cool effects that remind me of early 2000’s electronic music, and that is very welcome!

After that track, Lane comes on. This song has many layers to it, with an escalating amount of technical work towards the middle of the song. It builds to a soft beat drop. This one feels more lo-fi than the previous track to me. I like the addition of this song, but I think it might be my least favorite on the album. I think that’s due to what feels like a lack of distinct direction to the song. It feels like there’s a lot going on, but without much of a vision for the end product.

The last song on Side A picks up the quality though. Tape Dream is the kind of ripping and roaring track that I love Youth 83 for. There is a sound in the background of this one that my mind imagines to be the distorted rev of a car engine. It certainly could be that, seeing as all of Youth 83’s album covers feature cars, and I think this one has racing in it’s DNA. This is a great song that pushed my vinyl set up to it’s limits.

Side B opens with the song Slowfall (AKA Sleepscreen). This one starts off soft, with a gentle breeze. It suddenly starts to flood with deep heavy synth. A whining whistle echoes over the soundscape. And then everything fades away as quick as it came. It feels like an interlude, but a really cool one at that.

Darkwood follows it up. This one sounds like a sci-fi neon city. The sound in this one comes and goes like waves, fading in and out in intensity. The song fades out and stays distant for a time in the middle, allowing your senses to calm. Then it ramps back up and a steady tick tick ticking fills the soundscape again, alongside a wavering synth. It builds to an awesome climax, and then fades out.

Follow Me is really cool. It starts off with a fuzzy beeping, and this wave-sound washes over you and the rest of the sounds become crystal clear. There are some violin strings in the background of this one, and they add some nice variety to the album. Then it fades and there’s this tension from a constant synth building alongside the rushing bass. There’s a soft at first, but then crying crescendo. It breaks into it’s trap-like beat once again and the strings disappear. It continues to grow, reaching another peak in volume. It feels like a constant evolution, like this song is scaling the side of a mountain. But it finally fades away. I love the journey this song takes you on.

The last track, Motion, has a quick intro. It’s beat starts off slow, and picks up speed instantly. It reaches it’s rhythm and keeps the momentum going with these light tones that feel so free and beautiful. It let’s this echoing piano in, and then it builds to a rolling beat. This one feels like a prom night, only it’s the fun adventures afterward. It encapsulates a singular mood that only Youth 83 could put you in.

This is one of my favorite releases of the year, because for one, the music is really good. But two, this album art is really nice, with a cool painted red car that has Youth 83 spray-painted in yellow on the side. I also love the red spine with the yellow font on the side, it stands out on the shelf. The record itself is a red-misty pressing, and I love the look of it while it spins. This is just a beautiful release by Stratford CT Records, and overall a great work of art by Youth 83. I feel like her music is perfectly tailored to suit me. I’m very excited to see what she does next.

#4: Noah Kahan – Cape Elizabeth (2020) Purchased From: Noah Kahan Store Website

Format: Single LP Record

This was a dream vinyl release for me. Last year, my top purchase was Stick Season on vinyl. The second best Noah Kahan project is none other than Cape Elizabeth. It’s only an EP, so it has a mere 5 tracks, but they are the most similar to the sound of Stick Season in Kahan’s discography. The first song, A Troubled Mind, is a great start to the EP. This song starts off pretty standard, but it grows more and more complex as the timestamp extends. Noah Kahan worries about his current relationship, which is newly long-distance. He sings about worrying that he’ll die young, and worrying that he’ll die old. It’s a song about anxiety, and overthinking. It’s a nice listen and fits in well with the rest of the project. It’s pretty damn catchy too.

Close Behind, the follow up track, is just as good! It has some gentle guitar strums alongside Kahan’s soothing voice. His voice becomes layered, with a choir-like resonance. Kahan’s lyrics are as special as ever, and I really wish they would’ve included a lyric book with this release. The layered voices on this song grow louder, and the chorus is such a memorable one. “I said change this way of the thinking, that all my fears are facts of life.” He keeps these themes of fear and longing going, and yet keeps it interesting and fresh.

Glue Myself Shut is fantastic. The melody is quick and sharp in this song, with Kahan’s tone becoming more bitter here. He tells a love story gone wrong. He gives this beautiful imagery and turns it ugly. Kahan hums towards the middle of the song, and God do I love Kahan’s humming, every time. Although this is a more pop-centric project, the hums and guitar strums often hint towards Kahan’s true love for folk music, and this song feels like a great middle ground between the two genres.

That song rounds out Side A of Cape Elizabeth, and the best is saved for last! The final two songs are some of my favorite Kahan songs, period. Side B starts with Anyway. This is a somber song from the start. The guitar sets up a gloomy backdrop, complete with birds squawking in the distance, reminiscent of an empty overcast beach. Kahan sings about his willingness to be there for his partner, no matter what. He notes that she seems to grow older right in front of him.

“Always I’ll wait
for sharp glass when you break.
I’ll be the light that you can’t make.
I’ll be your eyes, you be my face.”

Anyway, Noah Kahan

Noah Kahan begins singing higher and higher towards the crescendo of the song, and he reaches a high note that is uncommon in his music. Again his voice layers and it becomes louder right at the end, and then it’s done.

It fades right into the next song, the best of the album, Maine. Again, more bird squawking in the beginning. Then, Kahan’s legendary humming joins the mix, alongside some guitar strums. The strums and hums blare all at once into full force. I saw this song in concert, and I can’t tell you how amazing it was to see in a crowd of thousands. Many people sang along (myself included). It’s a beautiful song. It tells a story of the narrator’s friend (probably a girlfriend) moving away from their hometown, in order to find themselves. She was a songwriter, and most likely made the move to further her career. He sings that his town is just an ocean now, showing how lost he feels without this special person.

Kahan sings of how badly he wants to go to Maine (presumably where she moved to). On the last reprise of the chorus, these drums and percussion crash in, and make the final moments of the song hit you in the feels like nothing else. It’s one of those special moments in a song that consistently gives me chills. He sings that she should tell him “when [she] has a change of heart, ‘Cause [they’re] no more than the fossils on Crescent Beach State Park.” First off, Crescent Beach State Park is a state park in Cape Elizabeth, Maine. The album’s name is Cape Elizabeth, and the song name is Maine, so that’s an awesome couple of layers to this reference that I never knew prior to researching for this article. This park is rich in fossils from the Jurassic period, or at least that’s the conclusion I’ve came to from the minimal research I can do online. There’s surprisingly little info on what kind of fossils, or where you can find them, because most of the search results lead you to references to this song. I interpret this line to mean that the two characters are a duo that is broken into fragments, lost in the sands of time. But just like the fossils in Crescent Beach State Park, they can be rediscovered and pieced back together at any moment.

This song is the best Noah Kahan song, outside of the Stick Season album. It has great imagery and metaphors that make it rich to dig into, but also rich to listen to! Overall, a 10/10 EP, with an intricate vision behind it. I think there’s a lot that makes this a cohesive work, from the themes and tone, to the humming and vocal layering, to the imagery, to the audio clips included of seagulls crossing over in multiple songs. It’s such a strong group of songs, and I’m happy he chose to make it a short EP instead of a full length album, because this EP has no filler! It’s all good music, and it deserves to be purchased by any Kahan fan. It’s a beautiful blue record, with fantastic turquoise cover art that looks really nice while on display.

The cover art stays consistent with the dark beach themes, as it shows a light house in the middle of the ocean, under a starry night sky. The art could represent a whole lot, but I’m going to leave that for you the reader to interpret. Check this EP out if you haven’t!

#3: The Six Parts Seven – [Everywhere] [and Right Here] (2004) Purchased From: Old Skool’s (Ellensburg, Washington)

Format: Single LP Record

So, I travelled to Ellensburg early in the year and shopped around, in their downtown strip. I happened to find the best record shop I’ve been to, Old Skool’s, and it treated me well. It had all kinds of records, alongside cool music-related accessories (patches, stickers, booklets, etc.), unique CD’s, and great customer service. The nice lady at the front counter was the owner, I believe. She is really sweet, and talkative if you open a conversation with her. Anyway, besides liking the store, I liked the records I flipped through. Now, I’ve collected for a long time now, since 2021. Four years man, and I own at least a couple hundred records, with experience shopping at tons of record shops around Washington. Even in all of that time, I’ve never found a more niche/rare record in my life that I’d been actively seeking, than the one I found at Old Skool’s.

To take a step back, I listen to probably the majority of my music on streaming, often trying to search out new stuff to buy on physical. I’m slowing down on that mentality now, I don’t want to be a hoarder. But nonetheless, I’ve came across many great records in the past few years of researching, that are simply sold out everywhere online, or otherwise go for insane amounts of money on Ebay. I came across this band, The Six Parts Seven, a couple years ago. They are primarily an instrumental post-rock band, that don’t include vocals. I love instrumental music, from ambient to electronic to orchestral, and so on. This band was right up my alley, but as you’ve guessed by now, their vinyl of their most popular album has been sold out for years, and now is up for sale on the record resale sites like Discogs. On the low end, this album goes for 115 dollars, on the high end it is up for sale at the moment for $398.95, and that’s not even in mint in condition.

Anyway, I knew all of this before walking into Old Skool’s on that fateful day, and wouldn’t you know it, sitting at the front of a center-walkway-shelf, is [Everywhere] [and Right Here], by The Six Parts Seven. I bought it for 25 dollars, in near-mint condition. It was one of the fastest decisions of my life. For those wondering, I know it isn’t a bootleg because of the bands popularity. They only have around 33,000 monthly listeners on Spotify, which is what they’re most popular on. Firstly, that means this band is super underrated, but secondly, that means they’re very unlikely to receive bootlegs. The funny thing is, I wasn’t even a listener of this album prior to purchasing it. The album that I often streamed (and am currently contemplating buying), is Things Shaped in Passing. I knew them for that album, but I did know that this album was their most popular, I just hadn’t gotten around to it yet. So this record entered my life exactly when I was looking for it, the first time I’d ever set foot into this record shop. It felt like the stars had aligned.

And then it ended up being one of my top 3 albums of the year. Funny how things happen like that.

Let me finally start dissecting the album. The opening song is named [What You Love, You Must Love Now]. The song starts off with some acoustic guitar strums, and then bass guitar joins the mix, and then a piano, and then drums…ahhh it melts into a beautiful symphony. It is purely music made by the heart, for the heart; This song is what I love, and I must love it now! It has these encouraging tones to it that make you want to go out and make something of yourself! It’s a lovely song that comes to a slow, relaxing close, just the way it started: With the slow strum of a guitar.

It is followed up by [Already Elsewhere], which has a bit more of a dynamic tone, with a central guitar riff that leads the song, alongside these high-pitched piano notes. It starts to build in percussion as the song picks up momentum. The drums start to crash loudly alongside these light piano notes, and the juxtaposition of those sounds makes for a wonderous feeling… It develops into a softer jam towards the end, closing nicely.

[Saving Words For Making Sense] starts off with this idiosyncratic fuzzy analog tone. These melancholic guitar strums join it. It reminds me of the immediate aftermath of a first date, during the time when you can’t tell if it went well or not. It’s a song of contemplation. A steady downbeat drum joins the soundscape, and it slowly trudges along. It stays constant until a second guitar joins, (I think it’s a Lap Steel guitar), and it starts this fast paced strumming. At this point in the song, the contemplative tone is turning to steady excitement. Then it ends on that higher note! A very unique song.

Next is the song [This One or That One?], and this one feels like a continuation of the last song in ways. It has a similar downbeat opening. But it evolves into an upbeat playful tone, that reminds me of a successful second date. It’s a little nerve-wracking at first, but then you start to think this relationship might work out. It evokes feelings of eating ice-cream and chatting in a park on a cool summer evening. The song ends on more of a rock and roll note, with some louder drums and guitar, but it’s great and only adds to those feelings. It is an optimistic song, and one that I think says a lot about The Six Parts Seven’s ability to convey many different emotions in one song, and the ability to make very subjective music.

The end of that song marks the halfway point of the album. Side B starts off with the track [What][We Can Just Make Out]. Interesting name choice. It starts off slow, like most of their songs. But unlike the others, this one builds slow. It has this beautiful, careful build. It feels cautiously optimistic, and then as the song progresses it feels like love falling helplessly into place. It sounds like I imagine the most romantic lives would. It sounds like a cliffside walk with a lover. It sounds like watching a sunset over rolling green hills. Then it turns to this tougher sound; The sound of the puppy love wearing off, and the real love kicking in; The relationship is work, but it’s good work. It’s a beautiful statue being crafted by two sole contributors. This fucking song makes me want to cry, yet there are no words, no images…it’s not even a sad sound. It feels like tears of joy, in the best possible way.

Then, there’s a sudden change in pace. A turning point in the song. It becomes slower…more methodical. It take’s it’s time. There are these repeating guitar strums alongside a more adventurous piano. It feels like the couple is settling into a home together, and life is becoming more focused on the smaller things…the way she smiles when she get’s her morning coffee. The way he giggles when The Office is on. The way she orders the same thing wherever she eats out, and is always happy as a clam. These tender moments and more are all depicted in the ambience of this song.

After that, [The Quick Fire], which I love! It starts off with a down-on-your-luck sound. It has this riff on the piano that keeps repeating over a building drum beat. It escalates to this beautiful high point, that reminds me of getting butterflies on a huge ride at the fair. It’s a feeling of uncontrollable giddyness. If my fake storyline were to continue, this would be the marriage ceremony of the two characters. It tones down some, and then tones back up! It escalates to a beautiful crescendo in the end that feels like relief, satisfaction, and excitement.

The next song, [A Blueprint of Something Never Finished], starts on a strange note, with these almost…off-putting…piano notes. The song has these intentional digital-distortions, where the song cuts out with weird analog beeps. Solemn guitar strings follow, with these repetitive guitar notes that make me think the relationship is going in circles. They’re having troubles, but they’re trying. The sounds evoke frustration, and do it in a way that is enjoyable to listen to. It feels like a very sad tune for a relationship that was-to-be. They were star-crossed lovers, it seems.

The final song of the album, [Nightlong], starts off in a mellow tone, one that makes you reminisce. It feels like the two have broken up and are missing what they’ve lost. It seems to imply a hint of hope in the end, not outwardly positive sounding, but somewhat comforting. The last guitar strums fade out, and the album reaches it’s end.

This is an album that I truly love. It’s the best purchase that I’ve had the chance to buy in person, for one thing. As a side point, in store shopping is so much better than record collecting or movie collecting online. Please support your local physical media shops like Old Skool’s, because they provide an atmosphere and selection that is totally unique, which help induce those fuzzy feelings of discovery as you purchase a new vinyl. Old Skools also has a cool backroom where they do live rock/alternative concerts every weekend, on Fridays. Me and my friend Hudson went to one and it was surprisingly great. We have some great local artists that know how to put on a show. But The Six Parts Seven band truly has incredible talent. I’d love to see them in person, it would be a fun concert.

These guys incorporate so many different instruments, including electric guitars, a Juno synthesizer, a drum kit, a bass guitar, a Rhodes guitar, a lap steel guitar, a grand piano and a Fantom piano, a violin, and an acoustic guitar. They make it all come together in a way that is so specific to each song, and it’s so seamless that I wouldn’t believe there were so many instruments involved even if I watched it live.

I want to note that all I had to go off of for meaning was the song title and the instrumental music, for every given track. I personally love the Six Parts Seven because they make projects that can be interpreted in any number of ways. Because remember, these interpretations are wholly my own, and you can and will probably sense something different listening to them! I see a relationship between two partners evolving from beginning to end, because I’m doing my best to describe how they sound to me, but it truly is a totally different experience to listen to them for yourself. I’m curious to see what emotions these songs make you guys feel. You could listen and think it’s telling the story of a boy entering the public school system, and it follows him on his journey from K-12. I think it’s a very good thing to ponder the meaning while listening to their albums, because you find out a lot about how your own brain interprets things and categorizes sounds. When you listen to some of these songs, it’s interesting when you’re not quite sure what emotion it’s conveying, and then suddenly the answer strikes you. You think, “Why do I correlate that sound with that emotion?”, and so on. And let me just say, the album artwork is so cool. It shows these cute heart-filled giraffes surrounding a pissed off snake or dragon that is stuck in between them all. I think it’s funny because this cover art seemingly has no correlation to the music, the song titles, or the album title, but the more you think on what it could mean, the more it makes sense. Even the album art is fun to interpret with this band!

I encourage you to listen to The Six Parts Seven and their amazing discography (Especially this album!), they don’t disappoint! If you feel up to it, buy this album on vinyl! It’s a beautiful red wax translucent record, and it goes for the low low price of 100 and some odd dollars, beat up and used. Enjoy!

#2: The Drive-By Truckers – Southern Rock Opera (Deluxe Edition) (2024) Purchased From: Drive-By Truckers Online Shop

Format: Triple LP Record

Lynyrd Skynyrd anyone? They’re not only the best southern rock band of all time, but they’re hands down one of the best bands of all time. Maybe you’ve listened to a couple of their songs, but what do you actually know about them? Well, another southern rock band is here to guide you through the life and legacy of the band in what can only be called… SOUTHERN ROCK OPERA.

I mentioned in part 1 of this article that I found one of my top albums of the year through my history of rock and roll class in college. The teacher assigned a documentary for us to watch about none other than Lynyrd Skynyrd (one of my favorite rock bands ever), and I was eager to learn more about them. I didn’t know much about them outside of their music, so it housed many surprises throughout the hour-long video. But perhaps the most welcome surprise was a fantastic song towards the end of the documentary that seemed lyrically inspired by the events detailed in that part of the documentary. I was confused, because I knew this great song couldn’t have been produced for this documentary… So I Shazamed the song, and thus I stumbled upon one of the less popular albums by the underrated band, Drive-By Truckers.

This album is an ambitious one with roots reaching back to the mid 90’s. One of the bands singers, Patterson Hood, and his friend Earl Hicks started to formulate the idea in 1995 during a cross-country move, packed into the front seats of a U-Haul. The two started brainstorming a movie idea, about a fictional band called Betamax Guillotine. In the 28 page liner-note booklet included in this record set, Pattersoon Hood goes into detail about the conception of this album, and I think he tells it best, so I’ll quote him.

“A coming-of-age tale, it utilized some of the folklore surrounding the real-life band Lynyrd Skynyrd. I knew tons of stories about them from my childhood. Dad had been friends with them back in their early days and I had a pretty encyclopedic knowledge about rock folklore. We weren’t interested in telling the true story per se, as acquiring the necessary permissions would be a total pain in the ass. A fictional story would be way more fun.”

Patterson Hood (Fall 2023)

The focus became music instead of a movie, and the eventual album took shape and was recorded from 1999-2001. It was then released in the summer of 2001, and it garnered attention, becoming the bands first big success. Now, the album is overshadowed somewhat by their subsequent successes, but I want to focus on this album, which is not only the first that I bought and listened to from them, it’s also my favorite of theirs that I’ve listened to so far. The particular edition I’m going to talk about was released in 2024 and is the deluxe version of the album, complete with the booklet I mentioned, the double LP album in it’s original artwork sleeve, a separately housed bonus LP that includes a couple newly released bonus songs, as well as never before pressed-on-vinyl tracks, along with some live renditions of songs from the album. All of that said, there are a total of 25 songs included in this vinyl release.

I just want to start off by saying that this release is one of the biggest releases of a single album that I’ve ever bought. All of the components are housed inside of a big rigid slipcase that is embossed with red foil art, every piece included inside is of fantastic quality. This is a concept album that tells a complete story, and the artwork included helps to tell that story, so I’m happy that they not only included the original album art on the inner sleeve, but they included new art on every other item inside the box too.

Without any more rambling, let’s talk about the music.

The album starts off with the song Days of Graduation. This song is a gritty, fuzzed-out, and somewhat disturbing track. It recounts the story of two high school sweethearts dying in a car crash. The narrator tells of a story about a paramedic finding their bodies pinned to the dashboard, with the sound of Free Bird still blaring from their radio, “You know it’s a very long song.” He says. It’s a darkly comedic song that I think is a pretty cool opening for the album. For the sake of everyone’s time, I’m only going to talk about songs I love on the album from here on out, because there are plenty of those alone.

72 (This Highway’s Mean) is a crawling song with good energy. The narrator tells of a shitty old highway that leads straight to Hell on either end. It has a great guitar-filled interlude, before he continues:

Mean old highway
Stuck to the ground in Mississippi
It’s the one’ll set me free
It’s the same one that I see
Being ripped up off the ground and wrapped around me
Don’t let it fool you this highway’s mean

72, Drive-By Truckers

I love the imagery of the hot highway overwhelming this man, wrapping him up. The ending to this song is fantastic, as they start jamming out together to Mike Cooley’s voice.

The Southern Thing is the next great song on this album for me. It focuses on an American as he recounts growing up in the South, and this song acts as an outlet for him to vent about the horrible culture he was surrounded by, as well as rebuke it and tell it the way he sees it. This is a great song, because you don’t hear a ton of Southerners dissing their culture, and the song became pretty popular in the South because of that. Lyrically this song is great, but the voice of Pattersoon Hood on this song is the real stand out. His vocals on the hook feel iconic.

Don’t get me wrong, it just ain’t right
May not look too strong, but I ain’t afraid to fight
If you want to live another day
Stay out the way of the southern thing

You think I’m dumb, maybe not too bright
You wonder how I sleep at night
Proud of the glory, stare down the shame
Duality of the southern thing

Excerpt from The Southern Thing, by Patterson Hood

This song acknowledges the faults of the South, while still being proud of his homeland. I respect the band for taking this stance.

Next, there’s a fantastic spoken piece that has light background instrumentals. It is called The Three Great Alabama Icons. This one talks about three terrible Alabama public figures that bring shame to their history. It’s an introduction to the next song for the most part, but it stands on its own as a good part of the album, giving interesting insight to perceptions of the South and why they’re the way they are. Give it a listen!

The song it leads into is about one of those icons, George Wallace, but the song is simply titled Wallace. In the liner notes, it says that the song takes place in Hell, from the perspective of the Devil on the day that Wallace arrived. It’s a cool concept and perspective to write from, and Patterson Hood digs deep into that potential. I really like the rythym of this song, a steady-rolling beat that sucks you into the story. It’s got this choir singing at the end along with some great instrumentals that make the song complete.

Zip City ends Side B of the record, and it’s one of my favorites on the album. It follows a reckless boy that is in a long distance relationship with a girl, and her potentially abusive father and screwed up home life. It’s so good, I don’t know where to start. This is one of Mike Cooley’s best songs, from lyrics to vocals.

Your Daddy is a deacon down at the Salem Church of Christ
He makes good money as long as Reynolds Wrap keeps everything wrapped up tight
Your Mama’s as good a wife and Mama as she can be
And your Sister’s puttin’ that sweet stuff on everybody in town but me
Your Brother was the first-born, got ten finger and ten toes
And it’s a damn good thing cause He needs all twenty to keep the closet door closed

Excerpt from Zip City, by Mike Cooley

I absolutely love that portion of the song’s storytelling. The image of the big brother holding the closet door closed and protecting his little sister from a belligerent father is so vivid to me, and the cadence with which Cooley sings that sentence makes it seem like a story he’s heard many times from this girl, yet it’s affecting him still. Four of the five band members that played on this album had guitars, and you can tell that they had fun on this song. They poured their heart into this project as a whole and it shines through on songs like this particularly.

Maybe it’s the twenty-six mile drive from Zip City to Colbert Heights
Keeps my mind clean
Get’s me through the night
Maybe you’re just a destination, a place for me to go
A way to keep from having to deal with my seventeen-year-old mind all alone
Keep your drawers on, girl, it ain’t worth the fight
By the time you drop them I’ll be gone
And you’ll be right where they fall the rest of your life

Excerpt from Zip City, by Mike Cooley

Holy Guacamole, I love that bit too because there’s so much to delve into. The drive home keeps his mind clean of what? Does he pity her because he can’t help her with her dad? There’s a big implication that he’s using her for sex, so is that what he feels bad about? Or does he just feel bad about the whole thing? Is Zip City a euphemism for her genitals? There’s so much to dig into with these lyrics, and I’ve only shown you less than half of the full lyrics. This song has some of the most fitting instrumentals I’ve heard on a rock track, along with a fantastic voice singing really thought-provoking stuff. This song is simply one of my favorite tracks of all time at this point, certainly in my top 100. It combines so much of what I love about the lyrical side of rock (uncomfortable yet relatable topics), with so much of what I love about the instrumental side of rock music (great guitar solos and awesome backing drums), to result in a masterpiece.

Birmingham is a really good song. Again it’s a good spotlight for the guitarists of the band, but it’s a good story about growing up in a rough place. Mystery Song is one of the bonus songs, and it was recorded in one take back while they were on the original tour for this album. This is a great show of the bands talents, because it’s a mere jam session with no rehearsed lyrics, and it’s such sweet candy to rock-fan ears. It’s a badass song. There are no official lyrics, they were never written down. At times it’s hard to make out the words over the band, so it’s hard to tell what the song’s about overall, but give it a listen and you might like it too. Rob Malone wrote and sang the next song, Moved. He’s not as apparent on this album as Patterson Hood or Mike Cooley, but this is probably his best addition to the album. It’s more of a ballad, that was only included on CD releases before now. I’m glad I own it on vinyl, because it’s one of those special songs that is aided by the pop and crackle of the system. I don’t have too much to say about this song, it’s not particularly ground breaking, but it fits into the vibe of the album well and is always enjoyable for me, especially as a break from the rock.

Let There Be Rock is like a funny old story you’d hear from the uncle your parents don’t want you talking to. It sounds great as a song, but the story is a different one for sure.

Dropped acid, Blue Oyster Cult concert, fourteen years old,
And I thought them lasers were a spider chasing me.
On my way home, got pulled over in Rogersville, Alabama
With a half-ounce of weed and a case of Sterling Big Mouth.
My buddy Gene was driving, he just barely turned sixteen.
And I’d like to say, “I’m sorry”, but we lived to tell about it
And we lived to do a whole lot more crazy, stupid, shit.

Excerpt from Let There Be Rock, by Patterson Hood

It’s a funny song, and I love when a songwriter can make you admire their humor as much as their talent.

The next great song is Women Without Whiskey. It’s a song about the disease of alcoholism. Mike Cooley tells it best:

You know the bottle ain’t to blame and I ain’t trying to
It don’t make you do a thing it just let’s you
When I’m six feet underground, I’ll need a drink or two
And I’ll sure miss you

Excerpt from Women Without Whiskey, by Mike Cooley

That’s just a small bit of the song, but it’s all just as raw that excerpt. I think Drive-By Truckers are really great at admitting the faults in their culture, and this song is a very strong addition to that category.

Greenville to Baton Rouge is up next, and this one is about the touring aspect of being a rock band. This song is about how rough it is on the band members of the fictional band Betamax Guillotine, and therefore loosely based on Lynyrd Skynyrd’s possible experiences. It’s a little weird with this album, because all of the songs are about Betamax Guillotine, but they’re obviously working as vessels for Drive-By Truckers to speak their minds. I bring this up because it’s fun to hear about the adventures of these fictional characters while simultaneously gaining insight into the Drive-By Truckers.

This song sings of their unrelenting tour schedule, and how they were living life on the edge at the time, doing drugs and dealing with transit problems (such as twelve foot flames shooting out of their plane’s right engine), but god damnit they’re gonna make it to the next concert on time. This song has a break neck pace that enthralls you immediately, inducing the rocking and rolling attitude required to dance to this song. It’s a great song that I’d kill to see in concert!

A sad fact I learned when watching that documentary about Lynyrd Skynyrd is that the band lost half of it’s members in a deadly plane crash. What made that moment in the documentary all the more impactful is a song that played in the background, one that I had to Shazam immediately: Angels and Fuselage. It’s the final song on this album, and Patterson Hood sat and wrote it in about 15 minutes. It depicts in detail what those final moments could’ve looked like. It’s an 8 minute song of pure beautiful ache. This is maybe my favorite song on the album, contending with Zip City for first place.

Patterson Hood decided to write this from the perspective of these band members realizing it’s their final moments alive. I am in love with every lyric!

Looking out the window, the trees are getting closer it seems.
Thinking bout you Darling.
Adding up the cost of these dreams.

Excerpt from Angels and Fuselage, by Patterson Hood

There’s a fantastic use of harmonica in this song, and it fits that southern vibe so well. The instrumental breaks pack as much of a punch as the vocals do. It’s powerful piece.

And I’m scared shitless of what’s coming next.
Scared shitless, these angels I see in the trees are waiting for me.
Waiting for me.

Excerpt from Angels and Fuselage, by Patterson Hood

The way he screams in the end of the song is something that will stick with me for life. As a lover of music, we all have those song moments that become engrained in the back of our brains. This is another one of my top songs of all time now. It’s such an emotional song, filled with highs and lows, and oozing with respect for Lynyrd Skynyrd, the band mates lost in that crash as well as the band mates who had to survive seeing their best friends killed. Rest in peace Ronnie Van Zant, Steve Gaines, and Cassie Gaines. Your legacy in rock lives on in other southern rock bands like Drive-By Truckers.

This is simply one of the greatest projects I’ve ever found. A beautiful, vibrant, funny, and harrowing story told through the lens of the fictional rock band, Betamax Guillotine. The fake band name comes from a myth about the Skynyrd plane crash. For context, Betamax was a competitor of VHS, so it was just a different way of storing physical media. But anyway, Lynyrd Skynyrd supposedly had a Betamax player installed in the back of the plane, and when the plane crashed it supposedly…guillotined, one of the members. Horrible stuff, but that’s what rock and roll is. It deals with heavy topics that no one else wants to.

Back to Drive-By Truckers though, I love this band. I bought one of their most popular albums on deluxe vinyl as well, The Complete Dirty South, and that is a fantastic album too, almost as good as this one. I probably should’ve included it in my honorable mentions at least, but it’s another long album and I didn’t want to extend it any more. However, it’s worth a listen too. Check these guys out, especially if you’re into bands like Lynyrd Skynyrd.

#1: Candlebox – Happy Pills (1998) Purchased From: Amazon

Format: Double LP Record

When I went to see Bush in 2024, one of the openers was a great Seattle Band from the 90’s named Candlebox. I had heard some of their most popular songs when I had bought the tickets, but I decided to dig deeper into their catalogue before going to the concert. I’m glad I did, because Happy Pills is now my favorite album of theirs, hands down. Sadly it’s the album that saw the band drop off in popularity some, despite only being their third album. But this one is a hidden gem.

The album kicks off with the song 10,000 Horses. The opening moments of this song are really memorable for me, because they have this somber tone that I crave in rock, but then it breaks out into a loud grunge rock chorus that contrasts the surrounding music in the song well. I love Kevin Martin’s voice… damn he has pipes. He is one of the more underrated Seattle rock vocalists from the 90’s. The ending to this song is one of the best rock guitar anthems I have ever heard; It makes you want to see them live more than any of their other songs, in my opinion. They sadly didn’t play this song when I saw them, but they still killed it on stage and upstaged practically every other band. This song is another instant classic for me, and easily makes my top songs of all time. It’s a song about truly struggling with depression, but finding that no one believes the severity of it and how hard it is to push through.

But, he chooses to keep moving, never wanting to slow down, because he is counting on that daily change in his life to improve his mind. It’s such an emphatic song about not giving up, and I love the strain in Martin’s voice. The part where he screams “Change for the sake of change!”, and then the kick-ass guitar solo comes in and shreds you to pieces. It feels like one of the most powerful music moments I’ve heard in recent years. I can only imagine recording this one in the studio… Then being the one to mix and master the track…ahhhh, what an experience that must’ve been.

The title track Happy Pills feels a little more edgy than the opener, but it’s great in it’s own way. I love the instrumentals of course, but Kevin Martin’s screaming in this is the star of the show. It’s a cool song! Parts of it remind me of Ozzy in a way, including the screaming, but also in Martin’s pentameter for this song. I really enjoy this one.

Blinders is a really good rock song reminiscent of Chris Cornell and Soundgarden’s golden era. I love the lyricism in this one.

Well there’s something I should say.
Leave it all decide to walk away
Leave it all decide to away.
In time you’ll find you’re on your own
I can see your blinders in the way
I’m so much closer than you know now
Can you feel me
I can see your blinders in the way
Time to open up and let go

Excerpt from Blinders, by Candlebox

I love the thought of him trying to make this person see the good in him. The song suggests that this person is a friend, and not a lover, which is atypical for music, so I’m glad for the refreshing change of subject matter. I love the over all escalation of this song, as it get’s continuously louder and more unchained as he tries to get the message through harder and harder. It’s a song about changing as a person and your “friend” not being there for you when you need them most, and I love the desperation in the escalation of this song, which makes it so much more powerful. I love the chorus for this song too, “I can see your blinders in the wayyyy… Time to open up and let go!” The song sees Kevin Martin returning to the soft-spoken beginning of the song, and then pushing back to the hard rock. It makes the screaming ending all the more brutal, as you feel Martin’s desperation, just after the dip in volume.

To start off Side B, It’s Alright opens with the words:

It’s alright what you confess to me
Where you’re at right now baby
It’s alright with me
Behind your truths or somewhere inside your lies
These long cold days of gray they color your eyes

Excerpt from It’s Alright, by Candlebox

I think that Kevin Martin paints a beautiful picture of growing old and making mistakes together. I think this song has a wonderful melody, especially during the hook, and it perfectly express this deep love that Martin want’s to convey.

I think this is a song about loving his partner no matter what. The “blonde washed hair…drifting into me” part is deeply touching, and such a beautiful use of imagery. But then midway through the song, it breaks out into this hard ass rock music that seems to come out of nowhere. Then his voice kicks in again. This time he’s more aggravated. It’s seemingly not going as smooth as he led us to believe. It’s a great sounding part of the song, yet totally different than everything around it. But then after a few moments, the regular chorus returns. I love that Kevin Martin didn’t just make a straight love song, but one that has repressed emotions of frustration and anger. It’s a cool deeper layer to analyze this song from. Is he just trying to convince himself that it’s working? I like that he tried something unique, and it turned out a really good song in the process. To be honest this song feels like one of the more unique songs on the album, and I greatly appreciate that. This song has hints of country, hints of soft rock, hints of punk rock, and it all flows together like a fine wine.

A Stone’s Throw Away is next. It is a song about addiction. It’s so fuckin good… The lyrics can be interpreted a couple of ways, but the way I see it, I think the one narrating had a drug addiction that drove away the love of his life. I love the line:

The center of my life I lost it all
Never ever knew how much I’d loved until you left
You’re gone
Feel right now like I was chasing you the same way
High until it washed away

Excerpt from A Stone’s Throw Away, by Candlebox

I like the image of him chasing her like he was chasing his high, it’s cool, but it’s a tragic narrative. And then the high washed it all away… what a sad line. I reallllly like Martin’s lyrics here, as he comes into the chorus running:

It’s all the same
I realized it through this song
I sing out loud and call your name
Do you feel I’m only someone you could never ever know
In it all you find you see, you’re not that far from me
So walk and hold your head up high
A stone’s throw away

Excerpt from A Stone’s Throw Away, by Candlebox

The ending is great too, with the song kicking into maximum overdrive. “…Until you’ve gone away, until you’ve gone away, a stones throw away, a stones throw away, a stones throw away…” And then it fades out. Honestly I’d argue this is another all-timer for me. It is a song that is tattooed on my brain now. You may not find it as intriguing as I do, but that’s the beauty of music: It’s a reflection of the people that like it. You might not like what you hear, but it is undoubtedly me that you’re exploring.

I want to skip ahead to Offerings. This song is really cool. It almost sounds like it’s going to be a soft rock song, but then the rest of the band kicks in on the chorus. It’s got a cool psychedelia-tinged chorus that also has a fantastic sounding bridge. I think this song is very transformative, and I’ve noticed that theme a lot in this album. A song doesn’t repeat the same exact thing often, and instead these songs seem to constantly shift into cool instrumental solos or new lyrics or new vocal heights, all of which keep the listener very engaged during the album playthrough.

Sometimes is my favorite track of 2024. This song is a beautiful track, with so much nostalgia in its veins. Kevin Martin sings about a man who is fresh off of a breakup. This person is carrying a heavy weight on his shoulders, watching her move on. He says that “…She’s happier now today, don’t let her down, don’t let her go.” He knows she is happier without him. He doesn’t want to let her down by getting back with her, but he doesn’t want to move on either. Kevin Martin proves he can manage this beautiful rock ballad with a fantastic mellower voice. It’s a wondwrful outing for the singer. The fucking guitar solo at the end is killer. It’s awe striking, but then followed up with another fantastic somber chorus.

Martin starts the song with “I wipe the night from my eyes, block out the sunny day and I hide”, and later in the song sings “Night takes light by the hand, tunes out the boring day, and cries out loud. Everyone’s hanging on, hanging on my words. It kills the thrill in being divine.” When Martin talks about night, I believe it symbolizes his ex. The part about people hanging on his words might indicate he said something he shouldn’t have, something that upset her. Then the screaming ending: “In my head I’ve got everything I want in you.” Man, I hope they reunite. Such a lovely, gut-wrenching song.

The next track Step Back is really cool, and reminds me a little more of punk rock than the typical Candlebox song. This song is about a man who’s partner left him and went back home, but he hopes that the break will allow her to rethink things in a new light and come back to him. It’s got a nice chorus that would be great for any summer road-trip. I like every guitar on this song, with Bardi Martin doing great on bass, Peter Klett doing great on guitar, and Kevin Martin possibly playing a little guitar too. They all collaborate well on this song, and the drummer is fantastic too! It’s got some great lyrical moments too:

Leave it all in the past and move on
You might find your way home
How can you stray from your direction?
How can you wait outside the door that’s opened up for you

Excerpt from Step Back, by Candlebox

I love the latter half of the song so much. Dave Krusen is kicking ass on the drums, and this is the stand out song on the album for him in my opinion. He was Pearl Jam’s drummer (another great Seattle rock band), and he joined this band just before they made this album. He brings that previous experience to this band, yet blends into the group seamlessly. But sadly this is the only album he appeared on for them. It’s not necessarily an incredible song lyrically, but maybe one of the best showcases of why Candlebox is iconic. The band is just exceptionally good at pulling one another together, even with new band members coming in and out. They either pick their members wisely, or they’re really easy to get along with…or maybe a little of both. Sonically, the song is really cool though and deserves attention.

Breakaway is a song with incredible vibes. It tells a story of a man trying to break away from his hometown. I really like the main guitar riff in the background during the build-up, and then the chorus simply picks up the pace, but not so much the volume. For the most part on this album, the chorus cranks the volume up to 100, so it’s nice to have a break from that with this track. I don’t think that this song is one of the best on the album, but it just sounds really pleasant to me. It has a nice tune that I think is unique enough to stand away from the pack, but not different enough to feel outside of my comfort zone. It has some interesting lyrics, and a nice guitar solo. It’s a good addition to the album in my mind.

Look What You’ve Done is the final song on the album. It has some interesting imagery in the lyrics. The majority of the song is a metaphor about a man trying to help his friend up from drowning, and the friend is holding on by the singer’s puppet strings. It is such an interesting way of putting the situation. This friend orchestrating your downfall, wanting to drag you down with them. The song has this really mellow instrumental break in the middle that is nice on it’s own…but it starts to build. The drums get louder…the guitar gets louder… and then Kevin Martin starts crying out. It leads back into the chorus, which is pretty unique on it’s own. This song feels like a nice track to leave the album off on, because it’s not nearly the best song on the album, but it’s as if they’re easing you out of the album’s beautiful atmosphere.

This album is one of the most consistent collection of songs I’ve listened to since the album Stick Season by Noah Kahan. Every song has something deeply Candlebox about it, and you never are left wondering who the band is; They lay themselves out there. Even the songs I didn’t talk about (So Real and Belmore Place) aren’t bad songs, they had some good moments too, I just didn’t have as much to say about them. I think this album should be on everyone’s to-do list for 2025. It is now in my top 25 albums of all time. Check these songs out, because they’re one of a kind, from the one and only Candlebox.

The vinyl release for this is perfect. I’d put this release over the deluxe boxset edition of Southern Rock Opera any day. There are many things I like about it, but I’ll start with the outer sleeve artwork. I love the cover to this album, which depicts the band members in the reflection of an angry looking eye, with the name of the album looking like spilled ink or a messy tattoo around the eye. Apparently this album cover was designed by a fan, for a contest that Candlebox put on. For being fan made, it feels like a fitting design. I like the back side of the sleeve, which has an enlarged version of the picture in the eye, with the band members staring at the camera. Each song has it’s duration listed so you know the length of them. I always enjoy that touch. This pressing is a limited edition of 3000 worldwide, and it includes the edition number of mine in gold foil embossed on the back: 000965. I think that helps make it feel more special as well. Inside, the vinyl is housed in nice black sleeves, and the vinyl itself is this cool-looking gold swirl color that looks great on my setup. It includes a lyric booklet too, which I always love, but this one is a bit different from any other I’ve gotten. Most record lyric pages are a foot wide, taking up the entire sleeve space that it’s housed in, but the booklet they included is about 9 inches by 9 inches. I like this a lot more because the large lyric pages are always unwieldy, and tough to situate or hold. This one fits in your lap nicely, and includes all of the lyrics in the center-fold, allowing you to view every song lyric without having to flip pages. It’s a great touch that not everyone might like, but I personally love.

Damn, that was a lot to cover. Two articles, about 10,000 words a piece… What can I say, this stuff get’s me chatty. 2024 gave me the nutrients I needed to unfurl a couple more of my deepest inner petals. I found connections to people that are long dead (RIP Karen Carpenter), and connections to people that never got the recognition they deserved (You’re special to me, Six Parts Seven). I think 2025 will be even more intriguing, as I delve deeper into the depths of my musical journey. But in the meantime, make your 2025 just as intriguing, whether it be with music, or whether it be with paintings, or maybe even scrapbooking, bring some new art into your life!

January 31st of 2025 marked a year since I started this blog. It’s a big milestone for me. I can tell you now that it also marks some major changes for the blog. I started this blog to keep myself in practice of releasing things consistently. I wanted to give myself a taste of what it’s going to be like if I have to release something monthly. Now that I’ve done that for a year, I feel like I’ve gotten a good sample of it, and now I’m going to operate on a new schedule. Now, instead of timing myself, I’m going to write at my own pace. I might release two articles in a month, I might not release one for three months. But each new article will be something I’m very inspired to write about, and I’ll have more time to develop the ideas I’m writing about. Another big change, probably the biggest, is that I’m changing the focus of the blog. Nearly every article so far has been tied to physical media in some way, but from now on that will change. I believe that will still be the majority of what I release, but I don’t want to limit myself anymore. I have a few ideas about streaming services I want to review, or anything else that pops into my head, and I want this blog to be an outlet for whatever comes to mind.

Looking ahead to next years top album purchases, I have a couple goals. First, I want to diversify my music taste even more, adding new genres to the list (Maybe a pop album, or maybe a country album). Secondly, I realize that this list is very male dominated. I only have two albums that are led by women musicians, Red Kite by Youth 83 and Love Songs by the Carpenters. So next year, I want to try to find more new women artists, or feature some of the girls from last year’s list (let’s hope some new Delaney Bailey comes out on physical!). Lastly, I intend to thrift more of my music this year, whether it be from That 70’s Shoppe, Old Skools, or some other local spot I find, I want to support these local stores and find some unique stuff in the process. I can tell you right now, I’ve found some great stuff already in the first month of 2025 that I’m eager to share with you guys at the start of 2026. I’m very excited to see what else I find in the months to come.

To any reader that has followed me throughout the year, I almost don’t know what to say to you that is sufficient. I don’t write stuff in order to send it into the void. The only thing that keeps me going and doing this, are the ones that support it. So, with lack of a better phrase, your support means the world to me. My gratitude goes out to everyone of you that reads all the way to the end. You’re who I work for. I hope you have a great rest of your day, and I hope that some of this music sticks with you. I know it’s all sticking with me for life.

My Top Twelve Album Purchases of 2024 (Part 1)

Introduction

2024 was a great year for me and art. The sheer amount of first time experiences that were great is dizzying. I explored more this year than ever, moving deeper into genres and moods that I had shied away from previously. I subconsciously made it a goal this year to broaden my horizons, and I did, whether it was movies, television, books, and of course, music. Perhaps my favorite form of art, music was a helping hand this year in keeping me afloat. It was a stressful year, with more going on than ever. I started a blog, if you guys didn’t know. I started having more health complications than ever. Nothing major or life threatening, thank God, but stressful nonetheless. I turned 20 and my body has started to hate me I guess. Oh man, what is 30 gonna’ look like. Or God forbid…40. Anyway, I started 2024 in the middle of my first year of college. I ended the year in my second year of it. College is damn tough, even if it is community college. But it’s rewarding. Learning new things has been very fulfilling. I took a history of rock and roll class, and man, there’s a lot more to it than I ever imagined. It was more work than I imagined too, mostly a lifetime’s worth of reading from the textbook. I did find things I loved from it though, including things you’ll see pop up on this list. So there you go, I took on a challenge in order to broaden my horizons, and I was rewarded in the end with the discovery of one of my favorite albums of the year.

My message to any of you readers going into 2025, is to challenge yourself. Don’t do it for no reason of course, but do it in order to learn more about something you love, or to feel more fulfilled at the end of the year. If you’re comfortable in life, you aren’t getting any closer to reaching the pinnacle of your life. Life is about discovery, excitement, fear, incongruity, and being uncomfortable. If everything around you fits into one neat personality box, I urge you to listen to something outside of your comfort zone, or watch a 1940’s German art film, or read a book about the proper way to start your home garden. It’s easy for me to say, I know, I’m only 20 and have no rent to pay. I’ve probably got a little more time than some of you out there, but something we all have, regardless of age, wealth, or gender, is curiosity. I urge you to tap into yours this year. You could even start with one of the many albums listed below. Thank you, endlessly, to the people that have kept up with this blog over the past year. It has been a surprisingly rewarding and meaningful experiment, that has connected me with people I wouldn’t have otherwise talked to. Thank you to anyone that reads over my recommendations below. Finally, let’s get on with the article. Enjoy.

Honorable Mentions in No Particular Order:

Carpenters – Love Songs (1997) Purchased From: A Family Member

Format: CD

I saw a memorable Carpenter’s cover band at the Season’s Performance Hall in Yakima this summer, and that was my first taste of Carpenters music ever. I’d heard portions of their most popular song Close To You on commercials and in movies, but I hadn’t heard anything else from them. First off, if you haven’t been to the Seasons, go there, they’re a fantastic place where you can order food and eat while watching live performances. It’s like the Capitol Theatre and the Orion Cinema mixed, and it has a great atmosphere with a beautiful stained glass skylight overhead.

But anyway, me and my girlfriend went and saw this great performance (which included notable fun facts and jokes along the way), and it definitely piqued my interest. Later in the year, a family member named Nancy gifted me this CD, and I am so happy to have it. I don’t love everything the Carpenters make, but their love songs are peak music, and if you haven’t already, check the title of this album. This is a compilation of them! I’ll just touch on my personal highlights, starting with Solitaire. This is a great song of longing, about a man who lost his love through his unwillingness to truly give himself to the relationship. I want to just say now that Karen Carpenter’s voice is fantastic, but I love the lyrics for this song too by Neil Sedaka. The chorus is very memorable, and while clearly not for everyone, I enjoy the sound of this one.

We’ve Only Just Begun comes next on the album, and it one ups Solitaire immediately. I love this song. It’s so damn smooth, with fantastic yet simplistic lyrics by Paul Williams and Roger Nichols. That’s something I find common in Carpenters’ music, is that the words themselves are fairly simple, but there are certainly metaphors and imagery that make them fun to dig into, or enjoyable in the background. It’s good any way you consume it. This song specifically is about a couple in the start of their relationship, still bright eyed and bushy-tailed, and Karen Carpenter’s voice makes you believe every word about them. This is definitely one of my favorite Carpenters songs.

Superstar is one of their most popular songs. I personally like it, with it’s catchy melody and memorable hook. But it isn’t necessarily my favorite, and I feel like many of their other songs should be more popular than this. But nonetheless, I recommend this song too.

On the other hand, their most popular song does deserve the top spot. Close To You was great to see in person, because I really enjoyed seeing all of the elderly people at the concert lean towards their partner, and even some spry old souls got up to dance with their partner, and it was a sweet thing to witness. This song has an iconic sound, with very unique imagery and themes that you don’t often get in love songs. Check this one out if you haven’t, it deserves your time.

Where Do I Go From Here is a song I found from this CD, a hidden gem for sure. I like the fall imagery in this song, mixed with the wandering mind of a person going through a breakup. I can perfectly imagine this song being played in a romance film, at the exact moment you think they’re not going to work out (just before they inevitably do). Then, towards the end, there’s an electric guitar solo that comes out of nowhere. But it surprisingly works! It matches the tone well, and then Ms. Carpenter reprises the chorus and finishes the song nicely.

Last but not least, my favorite Carpenters song, A Song For You. This is simply a beautiful song, written by Leon Russel. It tells the story of a woman who is singing this very song for her partner’s ears only, which of course isn’t the case, seeing as the Carpenters would’ve performed this on stage, but the story the song tells is touching. I love the middle of the song, when her tone changes slightly, and she starts to sing louder.

You taught me precious secrets of the truth
withholding nothing
You came out in front and I was hiding
But now I’m so much better and if my words don’t come together
Listen to the melody cause my love is there hiding

I love you in a place where there’s no space or time
I love you for in my life you are a friend of mine

Excerpt from A Song For You, by the Carpenters

The ending is great, with a wonderful instrumental break. This overall is easily my favorite of theirs, but it doesn’t even break their top ten most popular on any streaming service. This song and the band in general needs more attention. Yes, they’re legendary to older generations, but for anyone younger reading, try them out for yourself! I don’t like some songs, such as Top of the World, but for the most part, they’re a solid group with major talent behind them. This CD set is great too, and if you can find it thrifting or on Ebay, buy it! I love the white and silver theme it has, and it includes the lyrics and a foreword in the inner booklet.

Moist – Mercedes Five and Dime (1999) Purchased From: Ebay

Format: Single LP Record

This project is how I found the band Moist, who appear later on the list, and despite this being towards the tail end of the golden era for the band, it still has some solid songs! This is probably their second best album in my opinion, but this vinyl is long out of print. I luckily found a record sealed in mint condition on Ebay for a decent price and swooped on it, but now this album is hard to find in general online, so I hope they do a reprinted deluxe edition or something soon.

The album starts off strong with the opening track Underground. It has a really good opening that sounds like a whirring machine, and slowly builds into an explosive introduction to David Usher’s great vocals. This is one of their best songs, with such a catchy chorus, “and my life goes, undergrounnnd“. The next song, Dogs, has great lyrics, but not as great of a sound. At least that’s what I thought on first listen. The sound of this album has certainly grown on me over time, and this is a song that has benefited from that. In this song, Usher sings about a girl coming to “take apart the rest of [him]”, but that she still hasn’t gotten the best of him yet. It’s an interesting play on words, and I like this song.

But up next is my favorite song the band has ever released, Breathe. It is the song that I found them with, and it has a unique sound that is very refreshing. It mixes Moist’s ballad capabilities with their hard grungy rock sound, and throws in some interesting lyrics as a cherry on top. I love the chorus:

Gathered all around you
hope that we don’t let you down again
I said I’m so glad to be here
does it mean a thing
if only I could breathe what you breathe
If only I could see what you see

Excerpt from Breathe, by Moist

When reading the lyrics to the full song, it isn’t clear who or what event he is referring to, but it seems like his mother’s funeral to me, and the tough feelings he grapples with during it. When looking at the song through that lens it’s a morbid song, because he wishes to breathe what she breathes and so on.

Fish is next, and the hook is GREAT, but the rest of the song isn’t the best. Worth a listen, but it isn’t incredible.

I’ll skip to the song Deliver Me. Moist is known for having really good rock, and great ballads sprinkled in. They balance the two well. Deliver Me is one of my favorite Ballads of theirs, despite being somewhat short. The song’s narrator struggles with trying to find what went wrong in his relationship. He speaks:

Pleased to deliver me from myself
All is forgiven me
Someone else
God don’t know
Time will tell
We don’t know
Time will tell

Excerpt from Deliver Me, by Moist

He sings that someone would be pleased to deliver him from himself, presumably to heaven. He has this pleasant thought that all will be forgiven by God, but he turns to being unsure, saying that only time can tell. He says that we don’t know, turning the subject to him and his partner, and that only time will tell if she will forgive him, or if he will forgive her. I like his train of thought in this song, and it is a nice introspective addition to this album.

Tonight is a song that I think is directly linked to the song Leave It Alone, a track from their previous album. This is just my personal theory, so don’t take it for God’s word. But this song’s narrator wonders where a certain special woman is tonight. Leave It Alone is about the loss of a loved one in a tragic car accident on the freeway. In Tonight, he sings about the woman “just outside the dark, she waits by the highway, hopin’ to go but her mind just stays.” If I were considering this song alone, I might think that the two had broken up and she was having a hard time moving on. But with the context of Leave It Alone, the narrator might be wondering where her soul is tonight, and imagining that it is still on that highway, struggling to move on to the next plain. I like this song, and I think that connection is cool between their albums.

I’ll skip ahead to the last track on the album, because that is the next highest peak on this collection of songs. Place is the name of this one. This is my second favorite song of Mercedes Five and Dime. It has some thoughtful and at times hard to interpret lyrics. Jessy, a girl from the song, rips the speaker open just to see his special little place. How I interpret the words is that Jessy keeps coming back, playing a game of will-they-won’t-they, and his heart is continuously ripped open as she keeps coming back for more. He ends the song by saying he’s so sorry that she changed, obviously with sarcasm laced underneath the sentiment. But to me, it isn’t the story of the song that is captivating, but the sound! Usher’s vocals make these bitter tracks so much more complex than another voice might’ve made them. The song starts off with the rapping of a drum, and some slow guitar strums. The guitar builds alongside some maracas. I like the middle of the song where the tempo of the song picks up and he repeats “over and over again”. It’s got a particular biting energy under the lowkey façade that the song presents, that feels unique to me.

Moist truly is a talented band, and definitely one of my favorite discoveries of 2024. They’ll appear later on the list, but I recommend checking both albums that I mention of theirs out. This album is only held to honorable mentions thanks to it’s lackluster second half, but when they hit their stride with songs like Breathe, they’re well worth listening to.

Adieu Aru – Deuxieme Anthologie (2024) Purchased From: Stratford CT Records Website

Format: Single LP Record

This artist is French, but I understand his music perfectly. That’s because this is an electronic album. If I had a thirteenth spot on my list, this album would probably take it. It’s such a solid piece, with Adieu Aru firing on all cylinders. Deuxieme Anthologie translates to Second Anthology, but I can’t find much information on the album online, and whether these songs were actually meant to go together or not (i.e. is this a compilation album, or an actual planned group of songs?). Without that to go off of, I’m going to assume by the title that it’s a bunch of well performing singles bunched together, and so it plays like a greatest hits type of album. Every song is different, but equally good, and they just keep coming.

What first brought my attention to the album was this release being posted on Stratford CT Records, but what made me buy it was the features that Aru gets. Some of my favorite electronic artists like Youth 83 (who appears later on the list, as well as on last years list), VIQ, and Eagle Eyed Tiger all feature on tracks of this record. The thing about it though, is that Aru can stand well on his own without the features.

I’ll start off by talking about the opening track, Innocence. This is a solo track by Aru, and a solid opener to the compilation. This track starts with the sound of a cassette being started, then introduces a bumping pulse in the background. That mixes with a fun mellow siren in the background, growing and faltering. That all fades out about a minute in, and then the siren comes back in, along with a few sci-fi/futuristic sounds merging, alongside a new pounding beat. It fades out nicely again and the song concludes. Not incredible, but a solid start for sure. I’ll skip ahead to talking about the next notable song, Notre Dame. Notre Dame has a pleasing disco vibe that feels modern but retro. It repeats a similar riff for the majority of the song, but it over all was very enjoyable to me, despite being simplistic.

Songs like Analogue start off somewhat mid, but progressively turn into a beautifully intricate work of art. The breakdown of beats and heart-pounding synths towards the end of the track truly do wonders to the mind, and I can’t imagine how hard it must be to produce a dense song like that, with so much to pay mind to. Halo was an incredible listening experience. This song has a wonderful build up about halfway through the song, with deep reverb synth slowly crawling in and an epic beat drop that keeps the energy going.

But Detour was next, bound to overshadow everything. It features Eagle Eyed Tiger who was an honorable mention for me last year. This was an amazing first listen, especially getting to experience it with my girlfriend for the first time, it was very exciting to listen to it with someone else and watch the build up of this track in real time with her. This song starts with a distant tone resonating faintly. It whines in the background until a loud flash of synth, and of course a ticking build up, and then one of the best breakdowns of a song this year. This song dissolves into a detour through alternate dimensions, with that killer resonant tone from the beginning, but this time louder than before. It then slows, and starts up again with the original beat. More sounds come, this time reminding me of the opening themes of Stranger Things. It’s a very nostalgic feeling song, despite the fact that it released in 2024. It feels so freeing to listen to, so elevating. Two masters that were bound to come together and make something great.

Overall a really good album, but with the short track list of 9, and the inclusion of a couple lackluster tracks, this one is held to honorable mentions. But it’s another beautiful physical release from Startford CT, and a limited edition that sold out quickly. I’m glad I got mine though, and I hope you check him out on streaming!

#12: Chris Cornell (2018) Purchased From: Somewhere in Time: That 70’s Shop (Union Gap, Washington)

Format: 4 CD boxset

Man oh man… Usually I try to talk about every song I really liked from a set, but this one includes a total of 64 songs. I can’t possibly touch on everything I liked, so I’ll keep it to what I loved. First off, Chris Cornell is simply one of the greatest rock vocalists/creatives of all time. His voice is what saves a bad song, and what carries a good song to greatness. I had heard many of the best songs on here going in, so it was nice to find new ones I loved with this set.

This set came out after the death of Cornell, in 2018, so it contains almost everything good except the posthumous stuff. Chris Cornell has been in three bands: Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog, and Audioslave. All of those are great bands, even though Temple of the Dog was a one album tribute to the lead singer of Mother Love Bone, Andrew Wood. In that one album, Cornell gives some of his best work, and makes you want to see more. Chris Cornell also had a great solo career.

I want to start with a new one I found, Wide Awake, played live in Sweden on this CD. It is dedicated to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, dead and alive. The ache in Cornell’s voice is incredible.

So come pull a sheet over my eyes
So I can sleep tonight
Despite what I’ve seen today
I found you guilty of the crime
Of sleeping at a time
When you should have been wide awake

I found you guilty of the crime
Of sleeping at a time
When you should have been wide awaaake
Wide Awaaaaake
Wide Awaaaaaake
Wide Awaaaaaaaake
Wide Awaaaaaaaaaaake

Chris Cornell
Wide Awake

His voice at the end of that song, when he’s screaming, you can feel the crowds awe. Truly an incredible voice.

All Night Thing (Live in Sweden) is a beautiful song. A Temple of the Dog song, tuned back to an acoustic live showing. Just a guitar and Cornell. It’s a beautiful, beautiful song, and to hear it stripped down like this, was a real gift. Cornell’s live cover of Nothing Compares 2 U is a heartachingly good ballad as well. His live cover of Mother Love Bone’s Stargazer is a special one. It comes from a guy that formed a whole band to pay tribute to their lead singer, and it shows. He really loved Andy, and his love for the music shines through. Stargazer is a great song on it’s own, but this cover is really good. They’re both of equal quality to me. Burden In My Hand might be my favorite Soundgarden song, because it just reminds me so much of childhood. Riding on a summer day, with this on the radio… ahhhh. The lyrics, the bass, the echo. It’s all so great. Flower was a song I hadn’t heard before from them though, and that is the best of early Soundgarden, so good! It sounds more psychedelic then what they ended up becoming, but it’s a fun era of the band to hear.

My Favorite Chris Cornell song goes to Say Hello 2 Heaven, from Temple of the Dog. If there was ever a song that should be played at my funeral, it is that song. What a fucking phenomenal work of art. Chris Cornell sings about his dead friend with the earnesty and emotional depth of a priest preaching. The chorus is one of the best in rock history, because of the range of Cornell’s voice, because of the guitar solo supplied by Mike McCready, because of the Bass played by Jeff Ament, and because of how it progresses over the course of the song. It’s whispered at first, in a hushed lullaby. But as the song progresses, Cornell screams the lyrics more and more, as if maybe it’s not a slow welcome to heaven but a sudden rush to heaven, indicating that his friend rushed off too soon. Of course you can’t talk about Say Hello 2 Heaven without also touching on Hunger Strike from Temple of the Dog. Hunger Strike is great too, it just doesn’t scratch the same itch for me. But I’m happy Hunger Strike was included too in the compilation.

The last thing I want to touch on is my favorite song that I hadn’t heard before going in: Long Gone (Rock Version). This song was originally a hushed single made by Cornell and released in 2009, but later remixed that year into this rock version that I’m focusing on. This version of the song is so good. The lyrics are still beautiful as they were in the original ballad, but now they’re backed by a booming instrumental, and they’re sung more emphatically by a refreshed Cornell. At the time, he hadn’t done rock in a few years, so with the break, he was able to come back and start fresh on a new song, with new inspiration. I love the hook of the song, and it never gets old for me.

I literally only talked about 10 songs out of the 64, but for the sake of brevity, I’ll cut it there. If you’re a fan of any kind of rock, this touches all the bases. I bought this secondhand at That 70’s Shop in Union Gap for a great price, but I can’t remember the exact number. If you can find it online, I highly recommend it because it comes with a nice booklet talking about the legacy of Chris Cornell which is a great addition to the songs. The only thing that held this to the last spot on the list is the amount of filler on the album. I do enjoy that is has so much, and it was cool to explore some deeper cuts of his music from every band and era, but I only liked about 45 songs out of the 64 total. I think they could’ve trimmed some of the fat on these discs, and cut the price down some, but that is my only complaint. Chris Cornell is truly one of the most masterful and versatile musicians to ever grace the English language with his touch, and I’d highly recommend checking out any of these songs I mentioned.

#11: Upusen – Tea is Too Hot (2023) Purchased From: Stratford CT Records Website

Format: Single LP Record

I specifically remember finding this album through the Stratford Website, and streaming some of it back in mid winter, early in 2024. I only listened to a couple of the songs, in order to save the majority for if I purchased the album, and I did end up buying it. The first side of this album isn’t great. This is an electronic album that at times reminds me of elevator music, with tracks like Corps (Intro). I found the album with the song Flower Club, and was surprised when the rest of the album sounded different than expected. This departure from my expectations initially disappointed me when listening to Side A of this release. Stairs is a fun song, but just not unique enough to me to stand out. The song’s good, I’ll say, just not what I wanted from the album. Long Moon is just okay. It has grown on me since first listen, but it just doesn’t have as much inspiration as other tracks on the album, and it’s repetitive.

The final song on Side A is the one and only Flower Club. This song is what made me pay the 28 dollars for the album, and it was worth it. It sounds like the start of spring, and I rated this album back in March, just before spring, so I had it on repeat around that time. I need to be a member of this elusive Flower Club damn it, because this song is so damn alluring. I love the driving kickdrum in the back, along with the light synth. Then the flute-like horn that comes in fits the vibe perfectly. Then, randomly, a man coughing is sampled subtly in the background and… it works? It scratches an itch in my brain I didn’t know I had. We need more coughing in songs. The dip in sound mid-track is perfect, and allows for the beat to come back stronger than before, an encore of sorts. The rest of the physical release seems to indicate that this is meant to be the lead single of the album, seeing as the cover art is of a lovely flower, and the record itself has flower petal shapes colored into the wax. This song deserves that attention and focus. I love this piece with my whole dang heart, and if it was the only good song on the album, this release still would’ve made it on the list, but there are more cherries on top.

Side B of this album is amazing, and had such a stark change in ratings for me as I listened. Side A made the hopes for the rest of the album look bleak, and then come to find out Side B was hiding most of the good stuff. It starts off with the title track, except the wording is changed, Too Hot Tea. This song is really fun. The vibe starts off peppy but free, and then gets more complex with whining synth that cries high and low. The bopping beat in the background just works so good with it all. The attenuation towards the middle of the song reminds me of a party winding down, and it has a sad yet serene feeling that is a nice break. Then it breaks back into full force and the party resumes. With Upusen, the party never ends.

Next, Cool Bridges was a bit of a step down from the last two great songs, but doesn’t completely kill the vibe. The bridges of the song are indeed somewhat cool, but nothing ground breaking. This one is more of an elevator song once again, and something to not pay too close of attention to. But then the next song Blind picks the quality back up. It starts with some high pitch electronic keyboard, and brings in bold synths, and keeps a mellow but steady flow. It reminds me of a big city at sunset, with orange sun gleaming off of every skyscraper. I can just imagine taking an ocean-side scenic drive along a cliff side to this song, and it would be perfect. Maybe a glass of fine wine too (don’t worry I’m buckled in this fantasy). The song eventually builds to a still mellow but more deeply layered crescendo. It’s a great experience.

Lastly, the album leaves you with the song Empty Store. If anything, this song had the odds against it, seeing as my expectations were raised by the previous songs. But it didn’t disappoint. It starts with a Mario-Bros sounding theme, but out of nowhere has an eruption sound-effect break the noise, and then the music returns all stripped back and confusingly more mellow after the eruption. But it’s a welcome change, and allows the song to build slowly back to a rap-style beat, heavy with reverb and bass. Some horns come in and aid in the sweet mix of sounds.

And then…it’s over.

This album was an experience. Somewhat of a rollercoaster. It doesn’t quite break my top ten due to the unevenness in the track list. This is the first time that I think track sequencing has actively counted against an album for me, and it certainly hurt the album’s status in my mind by filling the A Side with all of the filler. If the best songs of the album were spread out more, I think this album could’ve moved up a spot or two, but because of the current sequencing, I have to hold it back. This is a beautiful record set though, that I would highly recommend buying if you enjoy the music.

#10: SEAL – BEST 1991-2004 (2004) Purchased From: A Family Member

Format: Double CD

I received a large bag of CD’s for free later in the year from an older family member (the aforementioned Nancy, thank you Nancy), and it has been fun discovering some older music through these. I had only heard of Seal prior to owning this CD through the 2015 movie Vacation, where Kiss From a Rose plays at the end of the movie. I did enjoy that song, so I decided to give this album a go, and it blindsided me completely. I had only heard Seal’s softest song, so songs like Killer and Waiting For You really shocked me. I got a new sound system in my room this year, with a large subwoofer next to my TV, and this is one of the few albums that I play that makes the walls rattle. I love Seal’s energy so much, because he puts everything he’s got into the music. Blood, sweat, and tears.

The production is incredible on every one of these, and yes it is a greatest hits album, but there’s 14 songs included on the first disc alone, and most are great. Don’t Cry is so damn good. It feels like a love letter to eighties pop, and despite Seal’s 90’s roots, it feels so authentic. The backing instrumentals and chorus of the song are so lush and beautiful. Kiss From a Rose is as good as I remembered, and deserves to be one of his most popular songs. Seal’s sound is just so unique to me, because he has these funky, punching, electronic house beats going to his classic voice, and then the next song is a beautiful soul ballad, and everything in between. My Vision is a perfect example of him doing a great fast paced house track, and serving it justice. Jakatta does the production on that song, and he provides a great scaffolding for Seal to climb vocally.

Look, I might get jumped for this, but I truly enjoy his love songs. A song like Love’s Divine, on the surface, some might groan when the opening lyrics are sang. But if you give it a chance and let it it breathe, the track develops into a nice soul track that I can truly just sit back and enjoy. Something about his voice feels iconic to me, and if the song was sung by anyone else, I think I’d hate a song like that. But Seal’s just got it.

Holy shit, next let’s talk about Walk On By. It’s funny because as soon as Seal began singing, I thought to myself “Oh, THIS is what Doja Cat sampled for Paint The Town Red.” I was wrong. Seal was covering the girl that is sampled in Doja’s song, Dionne Warwick, who originally released the song in 1963. But the instrumentals in Seal’s are so fun, and strange, and unexpected considering the original. This cover totally remakes the song in his vision, and I love it. GREAT cover. Another really good cover on here, is Fly Like An Eagle. Steve Miller Band’s version is great, but I also love Seal. It’s tough for me personally to say which is better, but this is a great addition to the CD. The instrumentals on my sound system when the hook hits is INSANE. The room vibrates, as if dancing along with the lyrics. It’s like a fucking musical to any onlookers, complete with me singing and dancing.

Future Love Paradise is damn good. Being the last song on the first CD, it was a tough spot to be in, having to follow up everything from before, but it ended the first half well. Seal’s covers are good, but his originals fire on so many cylinders. Disc two of the set is simply an acoustic album. It has many of the same songs, but swaps out four from the first CD in favor of 4 newcomers. I enjoy Colour as an addition, and I think it would be great for a soothing country drive. Just Like You Said is an addition that I love. One of my favorite songs in the set. I just love the emotion that Seal can bring to these songs, and some parts of this song remind me of Charles Bradley’s Changes. Both just contain a similar feeling in them, and Seal did a great job constructing the atmosphere of this track.

I highly recommend checking Seal out if you haven’t, and buying this set if you can find it.

#9: Brian Eno – Ambient 1: Music For Airports (1978) Purchased From: Amazon

Format: Single LP Record

One of my top three genres of music that I currently listen to is ambient music. It is soft instrumental or electronic music composed to be background music, rather than the focus. This album by Brian Eno (one of the greatest composers of all time in my opinion), is considered the first ambient album by many. It has a paper insert in the vinyl sleeve that features an introduction by Brian Eno himself, written for the original release. He coins the term “Ambient Music”, and the rest is history. I was already a big fan of Eno and ambient music separately, but I found this album early into my love for both, and it has stuck with me. I finally caved in this year and bought it, because I desperately want more physical releases of ambient music to be produced, so I have to support it.

I love this music when it’s in the background, but it’s also just plain wonderful when you pay attention to it. Eno states it best at the end of the written introduction, “…It must be as ignorable as it is interesting.” That sums up ambient music in general, but Brian Eno’s is particularly interesting because it’s early in the genre. The first track, simply known as 1/1, has some light piano notes that always bring me nostalgia. When I was growing up, I’d often hear church bells (or school bells, I can’t be sure) from where I lived. The piano notes in this song remind me of those bells, and it gives me a deep feeling of nostalgia nd melancholy for those moments when I’d be playing outside in the yard and hear those distant bells toll. That touch is specific to my liking of the song, but outside of that fact, I truly just enjoy the track. The vinyl sleeve has time stamps for each piece on the back, which I always really appreciate. It states that the first track is 16 minutes and 39 seconds long, so although this is a full length album, you might be able to guess that the track list is short, consisting of only four long songs.

There are extended pauses between each song, which I find an interesting choice. You’d think since the songs are fairly simple, they would flow into each other very easily, and would only require the regular track-break. But I think Brian Eno made this choice to differentiate the tracks and have them stand on their own a bit more, as singular works of art. In his introduction, he tells the reader that he think’s this kind of music deserves more respect, and so many of the choices about the album are probably made to serve that goal.

I totally agree that this music needs more respect, but I do think it’s gaining traction on Tiktok and other short-form social media. During the 46 year gap, the genre has slowly grown, with artists like Aphex Twin specializing in it. They’ve been stepping stones for newcomers like Lloyd Vaan to break through on social media, with his track Present gaining over a hundred million streams on Spotify alone. But this original album stands the test of time for sure. As popularity grows for the genre, I’m sure there will be more physical releases that I can buy. Stratford Ct Records, a music label that I’ve previously written an article about on this blog (and featured many times on this very post), just started their first spin-off branch titled 12th Street Recordings. It’s whole focus is going to be physical releases of indie ambient albums, so I’m very excited to see the work that they do.

The second track, 2/1, is my least favorite but thankfully the shortest on the album, coming in at just about 8 and a half minutes long. But track 1/2 (the opener to side B) is a nice song, that adds some soft harmonized voices in the background that ease you into deep thinking. Track 2/2, the last song on the album, is really tranquil, combining these deep groans that sound like a pipe organ, with these beautiful strings. This is probably my second favorite track on the record, and it ends the album off in a really nice place.

If you’re in the mood to relax, maybe play this album. It’s quality music, I hope you’ll agree.

#8: Briston Maroney – All My Shooting Stars (2024) Purchased From: Loud Pizza Records Website

Format: Single LP Record

This particular album was a Record Store Day exclusive this year, meaning you could only buy it from local record shops, and no big box or online retailers. It was a limited edition release of 2900 copies worldwide. I ended up buying mine from a record store in Northern Chicago, Loud Pizza Records. The album is a collection of EP’s and singles from Maroney that hadn’t been released physically before, including some of his biggest songs, such as June.

I’ve been listening to Maroney for a couple years now, and I own all of his albums and EP’s that were released previously, so with this new release, I now own nearly his entire discography physically. I would say that this collection of songs on this record is good, but not as consistent as some of his other stuff, which comes naturally with it being a compilation album.

This album starts with the EP Big Shot, which was Maroney’s debut EP from 2017. This is a long anticipated project to come to physical for me, and to be able to blare the opening track June through my vinyl set-up felt like a dream come true. Of course I rated this album on June 1st of 2024, in honor of this track. This jam is great, and so damn endearing. It pushes all of those “out for summer break” vibes into your veins. The song is about Graduation from high school in my eyes, and I only realized that for the first time on my initial rating for this album, despite listening to this song a lot in the years prior. It deserves to be in his top songs, and I relate to all of the emotions expressed in the song a lot more now that I’ve been through graduation.

The next song, Virigina, has some great instrumental moments during the build up to the chorus, and then the chorus hits and Maroney’s voice shines. It’s a good song about moving to a new place, and moving on from a relationship in tatters. Then in Hangin Round, Maroney expresses feelings of insecurity and the urge to run away from it all. It’s an interesting song for sure, and not bland, but maybe the weakest song on the album. It makes sense, because it’s from the guy’s first project, so of course he is still going to be getting his sound down. But it’s still worth a listen, and I’m glad it’s on the album, thanks to the nice instrumental climax of the song. The next song, and the last from the Big Shot EP, is It’s Not My Fault. This is more of a ballad. I like when Briston Maroney does his more sad tracks, and honestly, this is one of his best and most pure to heart. Maroney sings that it’s not his fault if he can’t move on from his ex partner. There’s a really good build up (Maroney’s usually are), and then without any explosion of sound or any loud bang, the build up just dissipates slowly, which is an interesting choice, and one that I don’t necessarily prefer, but it’s still a good song.

The Garden is the only song I hadn’t heard going in, and wow did it deliver. The instrumental, with the reverb guitar and the loud bass drum, is so dang good. The song starts to become fuzzy and distorted as it progresses, and Maroney’s voice becomes more persistent. This song would just be wonderful live, and I can’t imagine why this song isn’t one of his most popular ones. The chorus of the song has a ton of background interference and white noise that almost drowns out Maroney’s voice, which is intentional and well done. This song could be annoying maybe to some, because of the distortion, but I loved it, and found it unique.

Then, Side B of the album starts with Steve’s First Bruise, a fan-favorite. This song definitely has a following, but it’s much different than most of Maroney’s music. It sounds a little more like Arctic Monkeys than something of his, and it isn’t bad, but just different than what I come to Maroney for. For what it is, I do enjoy it. It’s a jam if you put it on in the background, but lyrically and length wise, it feels less substantial if you pay attention to it. The next song Chattanooga is so good. It has some great lyrics that aren’t straightforward and more up for interpretation. The song is loud and fun on the surface, but depicts Maroney struggling with finding a way forward from a prior relationship. If you haven’t noticed (it’s impossible not to), most of Maroney’s early singles and EP’s revolve around relationship troubles. It’s cool when they’re separate, but when you cram them all onto a record like this, it get’s repetitive. But who knows, the lyrics for this song are certainly subjective, and I could be misinterpreting it.

Paradise is a song that I used to not like, but has grown on me. I like the whole sound of it, and it has a fun music video. Maroney started a whole music festival in Nashville called Paradise, so he certainly likes the song himself. It’s a special single that has a care-free and fast feel to it that is perfect for summer. Oregon and Harvard are the latest tracks on the album. Harvard is probably my favorite of the two, but neither of them sound too unique, and feel like more of a call-back to some of his earlier music. I think he probably released these songs in order to fit the vibe of the earlier music on this record, which is fine, but I wish there was a little more variety in sound in the record. Don’t get me wrong, I like the music, but experimentation would’ve been appreciated in these last couple of tracks. Anyway I am happy that these songs are all released on physical, and I’m certainly happy with finding The Garden, which is now one of my favorite songs of his. The repetitive themes and sounds of this album hold it back to number 7, but it’s still a good project. It’s great that Big Shot finally got the release it deserves, and the song June alone got the project this high on the list for me personally.

The vinyl for this is a nice blue color, and the inner sleeve features the lyrics to every song, so that’s all nice. The only complaint I have about the physical release is the artwork, which feels really lazy. I would’ve preferred just a picture of Briston without some silly cartoon drawings smattered around him. It says in the credits of the album that Briston co-directed the art for the release, so it definitely seems like what he intended for the release, but I don’t think it suits the energy of the music. The music is good however, and there are still a few copies online from various independent record stores, for retail price of about 27 dollars if you’re interested. These Record Store Day releases rarely get repressed so hop on it if you want one!

#7: Moist – Creature (1996) Purchased From: Ebay

Format: Single CD

Most popular 90’s rock bands in the US were American, and maybe that’s why the Canadian band Moist never entered the main stream, but damn are they worthy of attention. I found them via their third album, Mercedes Five and Dime, which was an honorable mention above. But Creature, their second album, is their best by far.

This band can really balance soft rock and hard rock well. The opening track of this album, Hate, exemplifies that nicely. I love David Usher’s voice, and it perfectly fits the grunge rock genre, reminiscent of singers like Gavin Rossdale. Resurrection is where the album kicks into overdrive, and practically every song after is great. Resurrection is one of their most popular songs, and for good reason. The out of key piano in the background makes this track that much more unique, and then the guitar solo is very fun. The story it tells is very thought-provoking. The narrator is a drug addict who uses needles to shoot up, and he’s admitting that there are limits to the human body and experience that can only be exceeded by drugs or the release of death. He reveals that he watched his partner take the kids, and he speculates on who was in the wrong, her for taking their father away, or him for stabbing her in the back. He finally comes around to the idea that if anger is what his beautiful family turned into because of the drugs, then he will control himself. It’s a strange story, and some parts are up for interpretation, but it turns out to be a great song. The ending especially, when his voice starts to get muffled, and he changes the pentameter of his speech, I love that ending.

Leave It Alone was mentioned when talking about Mercedes Five and Dime earlier, because of its potential connection to the song Tonight on that album. This song tells a morbid story about a man who can’t move on from finding a loved one in pieces along a highway after a terrible accident. He tried to gather what he could, and that memory is something that he repeatedly tries to leave behind. The standout in this song is once again the guitarist Mark Makoway who adds a lot to the band. This song isn’t incredible, but Usher’s vocals add complex emotion to the song that doesn’t exactly imply sadness, but more frustration or exasperation, and that makes for an interesting tone to the song that I don’t think a more mainstream band would’ve went with.

The next track is the title track, Creature. The opening trumpets remind me of traditional Mexican music, which caught me off guard on this grunge rock album, during my first listen. This song is straight up smut, if you read too much into the lyrics. It’s more or less about a cheating girlfriend that is now with another man, yet the narrator remembers their “relations” together. It’s up for interpretation what the “creature” actually is. It could be a bastard child from the affair, or it could be a sort of personification of her unfaithful side. The song itself is actually a really enjoyable listen, despite lyrics like “And I come and I come like rain, pumped thumping…” Being cried out every few moments. Look, the lyrics are strange, but I personally enjoy out-there lyrics, because the writer didn’t go for low hanging fruit, they tried something different. This song is another solid addition to the album.

Shotgun is next, and holy shit is this song great. It is a contender for my favorite of the album, despite being one of the shortest songs on it. The lyrics are from the perspective of a deeply depressed man considering suicide. He fantasizes about a shotgun blast that spreads like dawn. He says that he is “bowing down to [his] addiction”, but not the typical kind. Here, the addiction is to self harm, not any substance. But, there is a second person involved, who is desperately trying to convince him not to do anything bad. He wonders how much longer this can take them on. He has these three great lines together toward the end:

Tired of all the vacillations
Halcion come take me under
laughing and crashing, we’re laughing I’m crashing

Excerpt from Shotgun, by Moist

Vacillation is indecision basically, so he is tired of all the indecision, and then calls for Halcion, a popular and powerful sleeping pill, to take him under, and not for a simple nap… I love those lines. Obviously suicide is a sad topic to deal with, and I’m no fan of it, but I am a fan of his lyricism here. It flows so smoothly, while still holding such broader meaning. If you go to the first line again, “Shotgun blast spreads like dawning”, he is fantasizing about the dawn of a new life, somewhere far from here. These are simplistic concepts, but I think they’re executed well, and the song is a very good listen.

Disco Days is next, and is a departure from everything before it on the album. I love the sound of the piano on this song, behind Usher’s iconic voice. This song is somber, but it’s catchy. There’s not a lot to talk about with this one, so let’s skip to the next. Tangerine is a fun song. It definitely has a catchy chorus, with a lot of moving parts that I imagine were hard to mix together, and it makes for a nice product.

Better Than You is next up, and this is another of my favorites. I like when Usher’s voice gets a little whine in it, and the chorus here includes that perfection. He sings that “everyone is better than you”. This is a breakup song if I’ve ever heard one, and it encompasses that emotion well with it’s crying sound. The end of the song is so good.

Baby Skin Tattoo is the next song. I love the drums and bass on this song. The songwriting is very ambiguous on this song, and I love that. “Baby skin tattoo” refers to a birthmark, in my mind. So from my interpretation, the narrator is wanting to remove his birthmark, a symbol for wanting to change his nature, in order for an ex lover to come back. I like the sound of this song a lot, with a good mix of highs and lows that I expect from Moist.

Ophelia comes after, and it’s a unique song on the track list. The lyric lines are longer, and it’s about killing a girlfriend. I like the fast pace of the song, until the hook, “I’m letting Ophelia Die”, which is when the lyrics slow up some. Usually it’s the opposite formula for Moist, so I like this change, but the song itself is just good, nothing incredible per se.

The final song Gasoline is a great ending to the album. It is a softer song, and David Usher is great on ballads like this.

Gasoline is in my head
I’m turning on

From Gasoline, by Moist

The lyrics remind me of Machinehead by Bush, which is a compliment for sure. I can’t make sense of the lyrics to be honest, but I do love the sound. I think it is a very personal note to leave the album on, and I like that in any album, so I’m happy with it.

Over all I think Moist took inspiration from other grunge bands at the time, specifically Bush, but gave it their own spin, and it definitely makes for an interesting album. I highly recommend this one if you’re into 90’s rock, and give a listen to any of their other 90’s albums too. Moist deserves more attention because they deal with stranger subject matter than many of the popular grunge bands did, such as suicide, the real/dark side of substance abuse, and murder to name a few. Yes, other bands broached these topics, I’m just saying that Moist does it more intimately and graphically than many of the popular bands. Give them a listen if you haven’t, what’re you waiting for!?

#6: Bush – Loaded: The Greatest Hits (2023) Purchased From: Concert

Format: Double LP Record

Now for the real thing. Sure Moist is really good, but Bush is fantastic, and downright one of the best rock bands ever. I got the amazing opportunity to see them live last summer in Spokane, and it was the best concert I’ve ever been to. At the concert I bought the VIP package, which included a signed vinyl of their greatest hits. That is the edition I will be discussing here, and I’m very happy to have it.

First off, I’ll start by saying that this record set doesn’t include all of my favorite Bush songs. There are tracks like Alien, Straight No Chaser, and Heavy Is The Ocean that aren’t included in the 21 track compilation. But when looking at what it does come with, I think any Bush fan, whether casual or die-hard, would love to have this in their collection.

The opening track Everything Zen has never been a favorite of mine. But the follow up in the track list, Little Things, has been a favorite of mine growing up. A lyric booklet is included, and reading the poetry that Rossdale wrote for some of those original albums was a great treat for me, being someone who had never dug too far into Bush’s lyrics. I love the section of this song where he sings more desperately about needing food (it isn’t about food):

Bigger you give
Bigger you get
We’re boss at denial but best at forget
Cupboard is empty
We really need food
Summer is winter and you always knew

Excerpt from Little Things, by Bush

Next in the track listing is Comedown, which was the concert ender when I saw Bush in Airway Heights, Washington last summer. It absolutely deserves the popularity that it has gained over the years, becoming one of their top 3 songs. I’d say that Glycerine is more popular, but it’s not as good of a concert ender, so Comedown made sense. This record sounds great, and has some really high clarity in spots, this song in particular. There are many underlying tones and sounds at work that I miss sometimes, and this pressing brings those out in all of their glory. I loved the ending to this song in concert, and that nostalgic love along with the quality of the song makes this one of the top songs on this release for me. The certain high this song captures is eternal, and a feeling that has lived in all of us at one time or another.

But right after that song comes their most popular, Glycerine. It certainly was fun to see in person too. Gavin Rossdale decided to do a stripped back, almost acoustic performance of this song, instead of the original. That was an interesting choice. I would have loved to see the real deal played on stage, but the acoustic version is pretty similar anyway. It was fun to see the song in a new light, and it was beautiful to experience with a crowd. Rossdale definitely has a soft spot for this song, and I’m glad he’s playing it the way he wants to now. These are probably their most popular songs, and they are all comprised on the first side of the vinyl set, which is really convenient. Sometimes a band will spread out their greatest hits across four sides of a vinyl set, and it’s annoying.

To round out Side A of the set, Machinehead plays after Glycerine. This is another really good song from them. I got VIP tickets to the concert, so I was happy to get an exclusive acoustic performance of this song before the concert that really made me appreciate the song more. Rossdale’s voice brings so much to not only this, but to Grunge rock in general. Many people tried to replicate that whiny, emphatic sound that he perfected, such as bands like Moist. But Bush does it best I’ll tell you.

Side B starts off with Swallowed, another great song. This is finally a departure from their album Sixteen Stone, which is their most popular album. They listed the songs in chronological order of release, so this is from their next album, Razorblade Suitcase. Swallowed was a fun song in person, and was one of those songs that I didn’t care for before seeing it in person. The performance of this song was very eye-opening, and helped me see what others see. So I’m happy with the inclusion of this song on the record.

Now I want to skip ahead to The Chemicals Between Us. This song feels iconic, and to have it come from their fourth studio album feels like a testament to the longevity this band has had over the years. They’ve continuously released popular music over the decades, and most of it is worth listening to. Chemicals Between Us is a great song. The lyrics describe a man lying in bed after his partner left him, reminiscing about the chemical exchange that they used to love. It’s honestly a pretty basic song on the written side of things but the instrumental is what makes this song continue to be relevant. It’s also more about the tone in Rossdale’s voice, because it’s not exactly a love song, but more of a hate song, or a song born of helpless anger. It certainly deserves a spot on the track list and is well worth a listen if you haven’t heard it.

The end of side B introduces the 2000’s era of the band, with Letting the Cables Sleep. I’d never heard this song before listening to this record, and it was a good first listen. My interpretation of the lyrics is that the narrator is dealing with a depressed friend that is secretly suicidal. It’s a softer song than most of Bush’s stuff, and I enjoy the sound of it personally. He basically says that they need to talk about it, and that he’ll make heaven on Earth if he has to, in order to make them stay. It’s a sweet song, and one that grows on me more every time I listen to it. It’s also fun to compare this to Moist’s song Shotgun, which both deal with the suicide subject in a very different way. This song ends Side B, and I will say that most fans would be happy with the record alone, but there’s a second record with two more sides. Let me walk you through the highlights of those as well.

Side C starts with the song The People That We Love, which is from their 2001 album Golden State. It’s a very underrated song from them, despite making it to their greatest hits album. I enjoy the instrumental, and I especially like the buildup around the middle, and the odd melody that Rossdale chose to sing the song in. Overall I was just surprised I hadn’t heard this one before! Side C also has The Sound of Winter, which is one of their best songs to me. It certainly was even cooler when sung in person, and reminded me of my love for this song. I love the return to Gavin Rossdale’s angsty sound for this track, despite being released 15 years after that grunge rock movement was popular. I love the slight repetition towards the end of the song (which is rare, repetition can often kill a song quickly), when “you’ve gotta’ hang on to yourself, hang on to yourself!” is sung.

Bush is one of the few bands that has continued to release good music over 20 years into their career, and the later half of this album is proof of that. Bullet Holes is a song I heard for the first time in concert, and the chorus was awesome, but the other words are kind of strange and different than your average rock song. It was made for the soundtrack to John Wick 1, and I don’t think that movie deserved this level of effort from Bush, but it really turned out a cool song.

Nowhere To Go But Everywhere is the last song I want to talk about from the album, mainly because it’s the most recent song on the album, originally released in late 2023. There are other songs I like on the album, such as More Than Machines, but I want to end this section because it’s already lengthy enough. Nowhere To Go But Everywhere is a song about wanting to go back to the hay day of your life, and it was clearly a love-letter to some of their older sounds, with a touch of their newer sound. It is easily the best thing they’ve released since The Sound of Winter, which was released 12 years earlier. The music video is really cool for this one too, with a fun de-aging sequence for Gavin Rossdale. The chorus is so catchy and I love the melancholy tone that they produced in the loud and busy soundscape of this song.

I would definitely say that if you’re a 90’s rock fan, this is a must own, and if you’re a rock fan in general, heavily consider picking this set up. The records are clear, and the packaging is this cool pink white and black theme that is a nice piece to display. The lyric book included is insightful, and includes a page that tells which albums each song is from. This double LP set encompasses the evolution of the band well, and I’m happy to see the band still releasing good music.

This is the end of part 1, which was a long process for me to write on it’s own, but there’s more to come! Part 2 will be released on the last day of January, a week after this is released, so stay tuned! That article will feature my top 5 music purchases of the year, which are the best of the best, and better than anything included on this list. Thank you so much for reading this article, and I hope you found some music you end up listening to from this. Have a good day!

The Best Treasures Come in Strange Packages

A chat with the co-owner of Churchill’s Books

When cruising down East Walnut Street in Yakima, you might spot a striking red wall off to the side that depicts two classy old people in a red vintage car. Above them in big white letters, Churchill’s Books. This mural has little to nothing to do with the contents of the store, but maybe it implies a certain feeling you have while moseying about the incense scented aisles. You too might feel like a classy older gentleman with a sweet car and a smiling dame at your side, if you set foot in the store. Regardless of whether the mural is accurate or not, the feeling you get inside the store is special. 

The unique atmosphere of Churchill’s books has been meticulously crafted for decades by the co-owner Carmen Lester. I love her shop, so I called the store, and got in touch with Carmen. I asked her about doing an interview, and she told me “Sure, but I might not be the best subject.” After interviewing her, and shopping at her store for months now, I certainly disagree. I walked into her shop around noon on Halloween day of 2024, I found her with a wide smile, happy to meet me in person. I sat down beside her on a wide love-seat towards the back of the store, under the pale overcast light that filtered in through the skylights above us. 

In proper Halloween fashion, I opened the conversation by asking her favorite scary movie. As I probably should’ve guessed, the venerable shopkeeper doesn’t care for scary movies. I followed up with what should’ve been my opener: How long had the shop been in her family’s ownership. 

Carmen perked up and told me, “Since 1969. My father purchased it from the Barnes sisters, and at that time it was across the street, and then in 1972 my father bought this building and brought it over here. So this is the fourth location of this bookstore, and it’s all within a couple of blocks. It started as a magazine stand in 1931 and then it was a used book store across the street, in the parking lot across from Mercy Theatre there.” That’s over 50 years under her ownership! I told her that I really liked the current location, and wondered if she thought the same. “I do,” She spoke with genuine affection. “I love the building and I love the skylights in the building.”

I love the natural lighting myself and find it to be one of their biggest selling points. I sat under them for this very interview. The pleasant atmosphere they provide while loitering in the store is unmatched. I then pivoted and asked Carmen what the biggest change she had made to the shop over the years was. 

She told me without hesitation, “Adding the antiques, collectibles, and curiosities.” I was somewhat surprised, thinking that they had always been part of the shop. I pointed out that they’re such a major part of the shop now and she agreed. “It is, it is. That was Jerry Wheeler (the other co-owner of the shop), he was the one that brought that stuff in when my mom was injured in a car accident. And so then he started coming in and changing things around. So slowly and slowly, it built.”

I then asked if being the co-owner for so long had been rewarding in any unexpected ways. She cocked her head slightly. “That’s a good question. Uhm, I just love finding things and getting them into the hands that are waiting for them, and the minds that are ready for them. So that’s the most exciting part, is somebody that comes in and discovers something and gets a big smile on their face because that’s just what they were looking for. And I also just like, you know, we really focus on classics here, so I love having those books for people that might have a hard time finding them somewhere else in Yakima. And they can count on us, that maybe if they have ten books on the list, maybe I’ll have four of those classics.” 

I agreed and said that their collection is huge, and reaches farther back in time compared to other local bookshops like Inklings. She nodded. “That’s what I like too … I like having the old. We have some customers that they only come in for the books that are, you know, 1920 and prior to that, that they collect. I’m always on the lookout for those.”

I then asked her what her favorite thing that people bring in to sell to the store is. “You know I don’t really have a favorite thing. Things that surprise me that I haven’t seen before, unusual.” She elaborated and told me she isn’t so much into a category of items, but more into obscure, strange stuff.

I asked about their atypical business schedule next. They’re only open on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, 11AM to 4PM. I was very curious about it, because I haven’t seen a schedule quite like it here in Yakima. She told me it’s because they’re semi-retired. “…We were open more before the pandemic. After the pandemic when we reopened we just reopened the three days, and then we found we liked that, and we had time for other things.” 

“Yeah, I think it’s very cool.” I told her. “It makes you feel exclusive, you can only get it for a limited time.” Carmen chuckled, then said “I know it’s frustrating for people, and I understand that, you know some people only have Mondays or Tuesdays off, and that’s frustrating, but it works for us.” I then asked her if she likes reading, and she told me she loves to. I followed up with the question, is it hard to part with some of the books she gets in. “No, no…I can take them home.” She smiled. “Love them for a little while, and then bring them back.”

I told her I hadn’t thought of that, and found the idea cool. She said, “Yeah that’s what I do” and laughed. “I haul ‘em home and then I haul ‘em back.” She laughed some more, and her laughter was contagious. 

After a moment, I asked if they hired anyone else, or if it was just the two of them running everything. “Just the two of us. There’s not a lot of upkeep. We’re just a very small business, so we don’t really need additional help.”

I nodded. “And my last question is, what is the personal stamp that you’ve put on the shop that makes it different from other local bookshops?”

“I think having the odd things in addition to the books, and having odd books. If an odd book comes in the door, I am definitely interested in that.” She said. “…A lot of the things maybe we’re not that interested in if we sell it or not, we just like to have it here to share. I think, specifically Jerry hasn’t gotten over show and tell from when he was in grade school, so he still loves to do that. That’s another thing that might be frustrating for some customers that come in and want to buy something and one of us will say ‘oh sorry, we’re just too hooked to that right now so we can’t sell it. Check back in a year.” She laughed with a big grin. 

I laughed too.

I told her how much I loved her shop, and I thanked her for letting me interview her. Carmen was clearly a little nervous on the phone, but it didn’t show in person, and she is a wonderful person to get to know. As I thanked her, she thanked me, still very polite. I wished her a Happy Halloween and told her I’d be back soon, but with money next time. 

Churchill’s Books is run by two people. At one point, it was just Carmen managing the place. So for fifty years and counting, only one or two people have run that wonderful shop! Like Carmen told me jokingly, Jerry still hasn’t gotten over show and tell from when he was in grade school, but there’s some truth to that. Jerry put’s as much of his special touch into the store as Carmen does, and their keen eyes have curated an eclectic assortment of fascinating period pieces. Each object within the walls of Churchill’s tells its own story, whether that be literally or not! It’s a place to enter and kill five hours in. Whether it be checking out their collection of classic Jukeboxes in the back, or flipping through some of their vintage magazines, you’ll find something to ponder over until they’re closed for the day. That is thanks to the genuine care put in by Carmen Lester and Jerry Wheeler, two very kind characters living in our very own town. Next time you’re driving down East Walnut and you spot the spiffy couple in the classic car, idling next to you on the big red wall, remember that there are treasures waiting inside, and not just the inanimate kind. 

A Connection Between Times: That 70’s Shop

The best feeling when you enter a shop is when the aisles jump out and hug you. Each new pathway is brimming on both sides with interesting knick-knacks, and each shelf displays unique memorabilia from decades past. These swelling aisles tightly embrace you, better than any hug you’ve ever gotten from Mom. That is what it’s like to walk into Somewhere in Time: That 70’s Shop, in Union Gap, Washington. 

The owner, Richard Murphy, has operated the store for nearly 35 years now. You don’t keep an independent store open that long unless you’ve got something special. He definitely has something special. But is this store’s appeal as attractive to younger clientele? That 70’ Shop’s organization, curation, and wide range of collectibles makes it a worthwhile stop for any collector, no matter the age. So let’s look deeper into what makes That 70’s Shop relevant in the 20’s. 

I’ll go into detail on the latter points below, but first I want to feature some locals’ opinions on the shop. Interviewee one (a man in his 40’s)  told me that he likes the shop. A lot of it reminds him of his childhood, specifically some of the more obscure old things. Not everything is cheap, he said, but neither is everything overpriced. Interviewee two (A woman in her forties) loves the shop, going so far as to say it was her favorite shop in town. She said it has the biggest collection of antique toys she has ever seen, and those are fun to glance through. She said he has fair prices, and that they’re similar to what would be posted on Ebay. She is a frequent antique shopper and she has never come across another shop quite like that one. Interviewee three (A man in his twenties) told me that it’s a decent shop. He said prices didn’t wow him, and neither did many of the products, but he admitted he probably wasn’t the target audience for the shop, seeing as he isn’t super into antiques. He did say however that it was worth it to go once, because he did actually leave with something (A couple of CD’s), which is rare for him with shops like that. 

The views on the shop seem to vary based on age. The older interviewees seemed to love the shop, while the younger man didn’t. But, I want to interject my own opinion here, as a 19 year old young man. I love the store, and its vast array of odds and ends. It is a one of a kind store, especially in the Yakima area, and I will continue stopping by to see what new stock Mr. Murphy’s got. I’m a big record collector, and the record selection there is vast. So, if nothing else, my opinion should tell you that there are people much younger that appreciate being able to find good quality older things. 

People my age generally like to see what it was like to live decades prior, so to walk into a store where you’re surrounded by CD’s, comic books, vinyl records, old furniture, and antique lamps, is something special and unique to provide to younger generations. A better comparison would be to think of it like a museum that houses artifacts from their parents’ generation, with the only difference being you can touch, fiddle with, and BUY those pieces of history. Sure, any antique store could be considered in this light, but like Interviewee Two said, the selection here is unmatched. 

But aside from the museum aspect of the place, it’s also got things that are currently trendy. Take the massive used vinyl selection to pick from that I just mentioned, or the densely packed clothing racks in the back of the store (thrifted clothes are always in style). Those things appeal to younger buyers as well. A big point I should restate is that the younger interviewee who doesn’t typically like stores like this found some worthwhile CD’s to purchase, and he was happy with his experience. I think these experiences demonstrate how people of all ages can enjoy walking into Somewhere in Time. But what aspects make this place a memorable shopping trip?

I think the shop’s organization/presentation is a great hook for newcomers. You walk in and this abundance of stuff that makes the aisles tight seems to hold your shoulder and walk you through at a methodical pace, as your eyes roam from one eye-catcher to the next. The way that Mr. Murphy maps out the aisles and positions objects on each table makes you take just a little longer. When you go to the Valley Mall, you might feel rushed from shop to shop, because everybody seems to be in a rush. Not at That 70’s Shop though, because every customer seems to have all the time in the world. Murphy’s well thought-out layout offers the customer time and reason to contemplate a few purchases during every trip, and it’s a very comforting feeling. 

Murphy’s curation of the shop seems to me to be nearly immaculate. As I talked to local people, that seemed to be a point of interest for them too. Things you find there are unique, and most often not popular (which is a good thing)! You can find very obscure books, records, glasswork, toys, clothes, and much more, from different eras of the past (mostly 70’s and 80’s). I personally am a huge Star Trek fan, and it’s hard to find a place around town that carries Trek memorabilia, but there are signed books, miniature starships, and action figures galore at the shop. It’s very cool for me, a younger person who takes interest in some of those older franchises, but it’s also super nostalgic for older people such as Interviewee number one, who was reminded of his childhood by many of the things in the shop. Not only are the types of things Murphy gets in great, but the quality is almost always great. I’ve had one record that turned out to be a little scratchy after I bought it, but it showed its wear on the outside of the slip-case, so I should’ve guessed the quality of the record wouldn’t be the best. Other than that, records, CD’s, and comics I’ve bought have all been in great condition. 

Murphy’s wide range of things to shop for is huge for the place too. The building is split into four main sizable rooms. The entrance room has a smattering of all kinds of things you can find in the store; Shirts, lamps, toys, records, CD’s, baseball cards, comics. All things that will catch your eye, but no section that is super in depth with any one thing, other than the CDs’ section, which is exclusive to the first room. The next room you walk into is the record room, which is filled to the brim with records, split up by genre and RPM, then clearly labeled around the room. To the left of the record room is a recessed room down a small flight of stairs that is stuffed to the gills with thrift clothing of all kinds. To the right of the record room is another recessed lounge down a short flight of stairs. It stores antique furniture and house fixtures, such as free standing lamps, as well as a large assortment of old books. This shop is the Walmart of antique stores, a one-stop-shop for all your bargain needs, which is what elevates it over many of the other local thrift stores. It really has something for everyone, and that is a huge reason the store stays relevant to locals. Whether you want to call it Somewhere in Time, That 70’s Shop, or (to some of us thrifters) home, it is without a doubt one of the most beloved shops of Yakima. I think the shop is so special because (small business owners get your notepads ready) it brings the older and the younger together, granting a safe-space for mingling between vastly different generations. While I’m browsing the record crates discovering new favorites, an old man next to me might pipe-up as he rediscovers some of his old idols, and so on. It is a bridge between old and new, and it draws our local community just that much closer, and the importance of that connection should never be understated. Each generation has something to learn from the others. A place that allows that persists, for 30+ years and counting.

Signs: A Modern Horror Masterpiece

M Night Shyamalan has made a candy-sack-full of horror and genre gems that have made him a household name, so it’s only right to be talking about him on the eve of the spookiest month. He is a fantastic director, that has steered pop culture with his unique brand of comedy and twist filled thrillers. He wrote and directed the Sixth Sense, his breakout film starring Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette, and Donnie Wahlberg. It’s a good breakout film, that has many of Shyamalan’s trademarks, and it might just be Shyamalan’s most popular movie overall. It has some effective scares, a good twist, a solid cast, and an interesting original story. Many people would say it is his best work. I’m here to convince you otherwise, and to recommend a great movie for the month of terror, Signs.

Shyamalan’s Signs is a very unique movie, especially for it’s release date back in 2002. Fun fact, it was the highest grossing original movie of that year, so it was popular at the time. It finished at spot number 7, out of the highest grossing movies of that year, topping even the masterpiece Ice Age. Mel Gibson plays the father of two young kids, who he cares for with the help of his brother, played by Joaquin Phoenix. They live on a farm outside of town that has a massive crop of corn out front, and a couple of dogs to complete their quaint country life. Below the surface though, the whole family is dealing with turmoil from their past, and the family dynamic seems a little colder toward each other than you’d expect from a nice quiet farm life. As they’re dealing with that turmoil, strange occurrences begin to take place around the Hess family home, including near-impossible phenomena, such as crop circles appearing over night in their front yard. Just exactly what is going on, the Hess family isn’t sure of, and M Night Shyamalan does an incredible job making the audience guess at the possibilities.

The composer that made the original soundtrack for the film is one of my favorites, James Newton Howard, and he did a lot of Shyamalan’s earlier films, but this is his best composed soundtrack in my opinion. The opening credits sequence alone is one of the most iconic horror openings ever, because of his music. You don’t know what the fuck you’re about to go through, but you know it’s going to be a rollercoaster of a movie. The rest of the soundtrack is incredible as well, especially the last two pieces on the album.

Most of the movie takes place at the farmhouse, with just this one family, and that isolation makes this movie infinitely more creepy. One of my favorite scenes of the film (Hell, they’re all my favorite, but take this one for example) isn’t a horrifying one, but a chilling one. Gibson’s son in the movie buys a book about aliens, because he is afraid they’re going to get abducted or invaded and wants to prepare himself. One scene in particular always gives me chills. The boy, his father, and his sister are all sitting down looking at this book that the father says is a bunch of nonsense. As they flip through the pages, they come across an illustration that looks eerily similar to their family, and their home. The slow creeping music in that scene, and the grim picture, along with the realization in their voices always gives me chills. What an unnerving scene, that really doesnt threaten the characters at all, but makes you unnerved. You get the feeling that their fate is out of their hands. That scene is effectively scary, but it also shows how paranoia can really break this family down over time, because obviously that picture isn’t supposed to be of them…or is it?

That is the genius of Shyamalan with this movie. Because he is a writer known for his twists, you don’t know what to expect, or what to think. You begin to feel the same paranoia that this family feels. In a normal movie, if these crop circles start appearing, yeah sure the characters are going to question whether they’re real or not, but you as an audience member are quietly muttering “You’re fucked pal”. But because you know who is behind the movie, you feel as in the dark as the characters do on your first watch. Maybe it’s something bigger than aliens, maybe it’s the government, maybe it’s some neighbors playing a prank, you just don’t know.

That feeling of paranoia and small town anxiety is what draws you in on first watch, but on repeat viewings I’ve started to appreciate the family dynamics and relationships more. This movie is almost entirely about these four people living in the middle of nowhere, and if you don’t care about them, that would be a long ride. But the family is written with their unique little quirks and personalities that make them easy to fall in love with. That’s only half of the job though, because you need good actors and actresses to fill those shoes. Mel Gibson gives without a doubt one of his best performances here. The dinner scene where he breaks down crying will never not make me wanna cry. Joaquin Phoenix turns in a really good performance as an optimistic yet out-of-place ex-athlete. The two kids give good performances, Rory Culkin (an underrated actor in my opinion), and Abigail Breslin. These people are very interesting, and have really good chemistry with each other, making for a believable family.

This movie is made for fall viewing. It’s not only a scary movie to watch around Halloween, but it’s also a good movie to watch around Thanksgiving or Christmas, because the family really has love there, and you can palpably feel it. That’s what makes the movie all the more heartbreaking when things start to get a whole lot more stressful for the Hess family. The most iconic scene in the movie shows Phoenix’s character watching the news, when a shocking video clip is aired. That scene really terrified me as a kid, and to this day still gets my heart racing. I love that scene, but I think the way Shyamalan reincorporates that same television set near the end of the movie makes me love the moment even more, because it’s more of a two part scare, and while they’re super effective moments separately, together they give a feeling of worsening danger that makes your heart sink even deeper as you watch.

I’m being very deliberately vague about the contents of the film, because I want you to watch it right now if you haven’t seen it. It is my favorite movie of all time, and any time I can get someone who hasn’t seen it before to watch it, it brings me joy. I first watched it on VHS when I was little. My age and my love for this movie have grown in unison. I now own it on Blu-ray, but I got some fantastic news online this month that it was announced to be coming to 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray THIS October. Seeing as it is my favorite movie of all time, and I’m a huge lover of physical media and the 4K format, I was ecstatic. I preordered immediately, despite a lofty price of $49.99 attached. It’s not even a Steelbook! Physical media has been getting some insane prices lately. At least it has a slipcover, but something that irks me about the new art, is how dull it is. Something that has been iconic for this movie since it’s original release, is its deep orange cover art, showcasing the crop circle and the family above. They had it on the VHS, they kept it for the DVD, they kept it for the Blu-ray, and now they changed it!

Look, I’m all for new artwork on the front, I just would’ve preferred they keep that striking orange color scheme, because it was a striking poster. It’s like changing the poster to Jaws, you just don’t do it. The new art though (disregarding color), looks great, and I’m happy with that.

Another thing I’d like to add, is that the spoof of this movie, Scary Movie 3 is great. It is my favorite installment in the Scary Movie franchise, parodying not only Signs, but also mixing it with other horror movies of the time, like The Ring. That movie is hilarious, and directed by one of the best comedy directors of all time, David Zucker. If you haven’t seen that Scary Movie yet, or if you haven’t seen any of the Scary Movie parodies, go watch them right now. But the fact that a seasoned director like David Zucker could find so much inspiration from Signs speaks volumes to the movies quality and content. Sure, they’re making fun of the movie, but plenty of fantastic movies inspire great parodies, such as the Top Gun inspired Hot Shots, or the Star Wars inspired Spaceballs.

The note I want to leave on, is that this movie changed me as a person, growing up. It terrified me on first watch, as well as wowed me, yet I was too young to even understand the movie. It made me a lifelong Shyamalan fan (Go watch Trap, I think it was his best movie in a long time). I grew up watching movies like The Village, The Happening, Unbreakable, and Split. Shyamalan definitely isn’t still on the level he was at the beginning of his career, but he still releases projects that are better than most original projects coming out of Hollywood at the moment. Signs is his best work though. It’s the movie that got me into loving the alien genre as a whole, and I’ve never found an alien movie quite as satisfying as Signs. As a kid this movie sparked my imagination, and made me seek out other stuff in the genre. I’m a massive Star Trek fan now, probably because of the path this movie set me on. I’m very thankful for that.

The movie is at least worth one watch, no matter if you’re a fan of drama, horror, or comedy, this movie has it all. It is currently streaming on Max, or with an HBO add-on to whatever streamer you prefer. The upcoming 4k Blu-ray is currently listed at $34.49 on Amazon, for preorder, and that price may drop some more before the actual release date of October 22nd. There is a beautiful Steelbook edition hitting the UK later this year, that sadly isn’t available to import here to the US, but look at this beauty.

If you like Shyamalan, there is also a 4k Blu-ray releasing of The Sixth Sense, also on October 22nd. I hope everyone’s October is delightfully scary, and I hope that you watch Signs to get you in that mood. Thank you for reading!

Dragonheart: A 28 Year Old Fantasy Franchise That’s Still a Kid at Heart

Can you think of a popular fantasy franchise in American cinema that isn’t based on some pre-existing property? If you could list five of them, stop reading nerd. No, but actually I’m a very big nerd myself, and I can’t list that many. Willow (1988), Labyrinth (1986)…Maybe Shrek (2001)…does Shrek count? Anyway, I love original concepts put to film, because when translating a book or video game to film it is always very hard to capture the magic of the original, but when something is original, it doesn’t have anything for you to compare it to, it simply is what it is. That freedom can make a writer/director’s mind go crazy thinking about all of the insane extremes they could take a brand new franchise to. Think about a huge original blockbuster like Avatar (2009). Granted, it isn’t an original fantasy, but it is in the same vein. It definitely is original, and has a massive sprawling alien world, and uses unique sci-fi technology paired with over-the-top CGI brawls, chases, and alien pony-tail sex. Think about Shrek, they include as many recognizable fabled characters as possible (which is why I hesitate to call it original), a sprawling fantasy world, a great soundtrack that includes many popular songs, and donkey on dragon sex…I think there’s a problem with the human imagination and sex…

Either way, those are examples of writer-directors taking a balls-to-the-wall approach to a new idea, and while I’m a fan of the Avatar and Shrek films to an extent, why not make a more down to Earth, fun fantasy that doesn’t present itself with the same gravitas. That would be the antithesis of something like Avatar. A great example of that is 1996’s Dragonheart. I hadn’t heard of this movie until this year, 2024. Honestly, I can see why. It isn’t some extraordinary idea, some extravagant world, or some next big thing. Actually, never mind guys, I don’t think there’s anything to write home about with this one…Is what I could have easily said after watching this movie. But I didn’t, because the movie stuck in my mind more than I ever expected it to. It simply exists as a sort of comfort film, and on that level, it excels greatly. I personally found the film to be very likeable, having gathered a charming cast paired with great effects work, and a fun comedic tone. The film is about a dragon, if you could imagine that, and his choice to pour some of his heart/life-force into a dying young prince, in order to save him. This intertwines their lives, if one of them dies, the other does, and if one feels pain, the other does. It’s a pretty simple fantasy idea, but I like it.

Let me start my review with the cast. Dennis Quaid plays the main character, a dragon slayer that is sworn to killing every dragon he can lay his blade on. I’ve always found Dennis Quaid to be very likeable, and so naturally he brings a charisma to this character that I don’t think a big time actor of the mid-nineties could’ve pulled off. For me, it’s the fact that Dennis Quaid isn’t a safe pick for this role. Sure, he is a good actor, but if they really wanted someone who could sell tickets based on their name, they could’ve picked Leonardo DiCaprio, or Tom Hanks, or Jim Carrey (actually, that could’ve been a great choice). But they picked Dennis Quaid, a moderately successful actor that had never had any successful fantasy role prior to this one. I respect ballsy choices, and that is ballsy. I could also acknowledge the fact that he was probably a lot cheaper for Universal to pay for than any of those other options, but I’d rather give them the benefit of the doubt here and say they wanted to give someone unique a chance at the role.

Next, Sean Connery does fantastic as the dragon, Draco. Without his loveable performance as the big monster, I don’t know if this movie would be half as good as I believe it is. His voice is iconic, and it lends itself well to a legendary fantasy creature. There are also smaller notable actors, such as the under rated Jason Isaacs, who I always love in a villainous role.

But the crew working behind the scenes is great too, which includes one of my favorite practical effects artists to ever live, Phil Tippet. He has worked on tons of big projects, such as Star Wars (1977), Starship Troopers (1997), Jurassic Park (1993), RoboCop (1987), The Twilight Saga (2008-2012), Tremors (1990), Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), Piranha (1978), and the list goes on. His work in this movie is no different quality-wise from any of his other work, and I’m happy to say it is one of the best looking dragons on film of the 20th century. That’s not to say the effects live up to today’s standards. It still looks like it came from the nineties, but that only adds to the charm of the film, and goes well with the comedic tone of the movie. The director, Rob Cohen, did a good job with the film. He is known for directing movies like The Fast and The Furious (2001), and XXX (2002), in other words action franchises, so it’s a little weird to know he directed this, but all things considered, he did good.

Okay, enough about the first movie. Because, while I enjoyed it, I’m talking about the franchise here, and I need to move on to the bigger picture. I looked up afterwards if there was a sequel to Dragonheart, and I was very surprised to find that there were four sequels, with a sixth potentially in the works! After a while I found the whole series of movies on Bluray for only 11 bucks, so I bought them and watched every one of them. They’re all direct-to-video sequels, which makes sense considering the lackluster box-office performance of the first movie. So, going in, I wasn’t expecting much.

I popped in the second movie, a sequel released in 2000 titled Dragonheart: A New Beginning. It stars Christopher Masterson, known for his role in comedies like Scary Movie 2 (2001), That 70’s Show, and Malcolm in the Middle. He fits perfectly into the role of a wanna-be knight, a village boy aspiring to be a legend. He is very likeable, and funny in this role. Other than that, the rest of the cast isn’t very well known. There is a side character named Roland, a small antagonist of the film, that is played by Tom Burke, who I recently watched and enjoyed in Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024), and he was one of the standouts for me in that new movie, so it’s funny to know he came from direct to video sequels like this movie. I’ll put a comparison below of the two roles.

The CGI is a major downgrade, with the dragon looking more like a video game character than a movie creature.

But, through all of these “downgrades”, this movie still somehow beats the first one. This is a fantastic sequel. This movie, despite being direct-to-VHS, was released in a limited amount of theatres internationally, even despite being shot in a different aspect ratio that wasn’t supported in the majority of theatres. It was never planned to go to theatres, but I think Universal realized they had something that could make money, and pushed it out in some overseas market, but it never reached any where near the popularity of the first film. I find that very sad, because both me and my Dad agreed after watching, that it was more enjoyable than the first. For me, there are tons of reasons why that is.

The aforementioned cast does good with their characters, even if they’re a little campy at times. The cheesy effects add a sense of made-for-tv charm, reminding me of something I could’ve seen on the Disney Channel as a kid. On top of that, it has really cool practical set pieces, including a wagon that evolves over the course of the movie, revealing more and more to it’s elaborate inner workings. But regardless of any of that, the thing that mattered most to me, was that someone who clearly adored the franchise wrote it. The story really had something! I think that, again, this comes down to the franchise being original. There weren’t any boundaries set for this world, so the lore and worldbuilding can be as fun and campy as they liked, and I think the writers had a lot of fun with this movie. I adore the world that was built in this movie. The lore is deepened in intriguing ways, including the addition of ice breath to dragon biology, that was incorporated surprisingly well. Apparently in this world, some dragons have one ice breathing lung, and one fire breathing lung, which I personally had never heard of in any other movie before. It’s simple, but it worked really well for me to open my imagination to the other possibilities of dragon biology in this world.

The budget for this movie was 11 million dollars, compared to the originals 57 million dollar budget, and they stretched every dollar really well in the sequel. Cool gadgets, set pieces, filming locations, and martial arts are all parts of this movie, and they’re all done surprisingly well. Speaking of the locations, they’re beautiful. I’m not sure where in the world they filmed this movie, as it is hard to find online, but you’ll see what I mean if you watch the movie. I think the fact that you get to see a baby version of the original dragon (Draco’s son) is so cute. The foreshadowing in the film is done well, and the twist at the end of the movie is satisfying. Also, the movie is very inclusive for the year 2000, adding a ton of Chinese culture to the franchise. The main love interest and her father are Chinese, and some of the lore in the movie incorporates Chinese dragon mythology alongside the common American depiction of dragons. It is such a cool touch that makes the world feel that much more broad and all-encompassing to the viewer, insinuating to you that there are more dragon types of all cultures to be seen.

There’s some talent behind the camera on this one too! The director’s name is Doug Lefler, and although his solo directing career doesn’t consist of a lot of notable things, he shadowed a good buddy of his, the legendary Sam Raimi, and was the assistant director on movies like Spiderman (2002), and Army Of Darkness (1992). So he has good first hand knowledge on how to make a fun campy comedy with good action/adventure elements! He also is more well known in the art department as a storyboard artist, which is incredibly important to a film. He is the first one to imagine and put to paper what scenes will look like in the movie as well as being involved in the character and set designs on films. He was a big part of the art teams on movies like Sam Raimi’s Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022), Deadpool 2 (2018), X Men: Days of Future Past (2014), The Quick and the Dead (1995), Robots (2005), Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019), and Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021). My point is, Doug Lefler is a man with a lot of talent and a great imagination, and I’m sad that he hasn’t solo directed more films than he has. Another great talent that isn’t on camera is the composer for the film, Mark McKenzie, who provides the film with a beautiful score that makes the movie feel equal parts fantasy/epic and fun/comedy. McKenzie actually composed the scores for every Dragonheart movie after the first one, giving the whole franchise a cohesive sound that uplifts and intrigues the viewer.

I’ll state it now, Dragonheart 2: A New Beginning is the peak of the franchise, and a very comforting, feel-good comedy that builds a world you want to live in. After the release of it, the franchise went on a long hiatus. 15 years later, Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer’s Curse hit DVD. It is a prequel, and the start to a new chapter of the franchise. The new movies follow the story from this one, and it’s sad because it just isn’t the best. One of the best things about this movie, and the new prequels in general, is that a notable actor is back in the seat of voicing the dragon! Dragon’s are legendary, so have someone iconic play them! For this movie, Patrick Stewart plays the dragon, and I have a real soft spot for him. He is the best actor in the film, and gives a pretty good performance. Plus the dragon effects look pretty good, and are a major update from the original effects, although I think the original dragon is the best looking of the whole franchise (you can’t beat the work of Phil Tippet). I like some of the lore that this movie adds. One of the biggest additions is that the dragons are aliens that arrived in a meteor to Earth, and I do like that touch. Some of the comedy in the film made me laugh, such as the scene where the main character and the dragon hurt themselves in order to hurt each other, and that was a pretty clever use of the connected hearts.

However this film reduces the comedy aspect a lot, in order to fit in some more serious tones, such as cannibalistic people. I feel like this was done to match the vibe of something like Game of Thrones, and capitalize on the resurgence in dragon media during the 2010’s. Overall, I think that hurt the film, and the evil guy in this movie just isn’t interesting. This is the worst movie in the franchise, for me, and I don’t want to talk about it anymore, so let’s move on to Dragonheart 4.

Dragonheart 4: Battle for the Heartfire (2017) makes a 50+ year time jump from the last entry in the franchise, and I was relieved about that because I didn’t care for that entry too much. We follow some new characters, but the best part of the last movie is still involved, Patrick Stewart as the dragon. This movie tries to expand the lore in more interesting ways, which is important to me. There are twins in the movie who have dragon abilities, because their parents had a dragon heart. Their conflict and story throughout are an upgrade over the third movie in my opinion, and it keeps the more serious tone from the third, but makes it work a little better. There are feminist struggles and themes in this film, which are great. This is the best bit of serious Dragonheart media, but it still doesn’t touch the first two, because I personally prefer the lighthearted tone of the first two. My dad watched all of these movies with me, and he didn’t like this one nearly as much as those that came before, and this was his least favorite. He said that it lost the cheesy goofiness of the others, and he prefers the third one over this fourth one because it had a little more comedy. But I don’t think this is the worst of the franchise. I love the cheesiness of the first two, but I believe there is more to this franchise than Fantasy/COMEDY. This movie took on a more serious tone and it worked for me, making the death at the end of the film more impactful to me.

I do miss the comedy some, but I also love to see a writer that gives the franchise some serious thought and love. In this franchise, in my opinion, comedy AND ingenuity both share a heart. One can’t live without the other. I really love Dragonheart 2: A New Beginning because both of those elements shine to their brightest. 3 Had some comedy, and not a lot of ingenuity. 4 had a lot of ingenuity, and just a little comedy. In general these prequels have a hard time striking the right balance.

Now, let’s talk about the most recent addition to the franchise, Dragonheart 5: Vengeance (2020). The lighthearted tone of the first two is back in full with this addition, along with a change of locations and characters. This is still in the same world as the other prequels, just following a different dragon. She is the first female dragon of the franchise, named Siveth, played by another notable actress, Helena Bonham Carter. She is known for her roles in the movies Fight Club (1999), Alice in Wonderland (2010), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) , and Cinderella (2015). The dragon she plays is white and pretty, and the coolest looking since the original in my opinion. Siveth brings back the idea of an ice dragon, but her powers are only ice, unlike the second movie. I think that is because these are prequels, and the dragons haven’t bred enough to breed dual breathed dragons. She does good with her performance though! There is a particularly cute scene, where she tries to help the main character “court” a lady he has his eyes on, and she is very bad at it (potentially on purpose). I laughed out loud at that scene, and Carter’s performance of the dragon is responsible for that. Although I miss the absence of Patrick Stewart, the new cast does a fine job, and I would say I like this movie probably more than 4, making this my favorite movie since the original 2. This movie has ingenuity too, which is great. The lore about female dragons is unique, and different from males, as well as the lore around some of the other magic involved in the movie. The use of the Dragonheart abilities in this movie was done well!

Overall these movies are very cute and heartwarming, especially the first two. I urge you to watch at least the first two! They’re genuinely a lot of fun. Buy the 5 movie set I did, it’s available on a site called GRUV for 11 dollars, or you can buy the first one in a 4k Bluray Steelbook that I also own and really like. The art on that Steelbook is simplistic, but sleek and pretty to display.

The 4k restoration on it is amazing, with really vivid colors and textures. I really hope the second one gets that treatment at some point, but I highly doubt it based on how obscure it is. If you end up enjoying the first two as much as me, you might like the prequels. Supposedly there is a sixth in the work, and I’m curious to see what they do with that one. I’d love for Helena Bonham Carter to return as Siveth! The original creator of the franchise is also planning on potentially remaking the original with Liam Neeson as the voice of the dragon, which could be interesting. Either way, this franchise still has life in it, and I’m excited to see where it goes. Please check out the first couple and leave a comment with your thoughts! Thank you so much for reading all of this. I know it’s a lot of rambling about a franchise you’ve probably never heard of, but I think it is very underrated. This franchise is so full of heart, and if you check it out, it might just steal yours.

The Fifth Season: A Poignant, Touching Look at Watching Your Parents Die

This month, I finished one of the best books I’ve read in a long time. It’s called The Fifth Season by Robert C.S. Downs, originally released in 1999. I picked the book up in January of 2024 at one of my local bookshops, Inklings. After about a month of letting the book collect dust, procrastinating the start of a new book, I sat down and started reading the it. From there, I started a slow journey to the final page that lasted six months. It didn’t take that long because it’s some huge book, it’s a short novel, only about 240 pages long. Part of it was that I’m a really slow reader. I’ve always been that way, same with watching shows, I watch an episode here and there, binge-watching is unheard of for me. I really enjoyed The Fifth Season though, and so I read even a bit slower, and savored it just a bit more than usual. I pondered different parts of the book while I was away from it, and I really let the contents settle into my brain as I progressed. The book itself also covers a few months of time, so the real passage of time helped me feel the progression of the book more realistically. I went into Inklings wanting to find a book that was more challenging. Not with tougher vocabulary, but tougher subject matter than I’m used to. This book delivered that challenge.

The Fifth Season is a book about growing old, and the different stages of it. It’s also a story about parents, and siblings, and grandchildren. It’s a story about feeling helpless, yet cared for. The main character is named Ted “Teddy” Neel, and the book follows him as he realizes his parents are nearing the end of their lives. He himself, is in his sixties, and his parents are in their nineties. His father is Able Neel, an elderly white man who is stuck in his ways. His mother is Lillian Neel, an elderly white woman who is stuck in the past. The book follows Teddy as he tries his best to be there and care for his parents in their Florida apartment. Teddy has a brother too, named Benny, a wealthy doctor who lives in California. Those are the main characters of interest but Teddy has a family at home in Pennsylvania as well, where his job is, as a professor/author.

Alright, with the introduction out of the way, I have a lot to say about this book. First off, it made me think ahead to when I’ll have to take care of my parents one day, and the struggles that may come with that. This book is sad, and funny, and melancholy, sometimes all at once. It portrays his parents as very complex, sometimes you love them, sometimes you hate them. It perfectly portrays parents getting older, and how they can reshape, between the two of them, your entire childhood in their minds. In the same way a child can black out bad parts of their childhood, Teddy realizes that his parents block some of the bad things they did out, and refuse to admit they could’ve raised him any better. Teddy, however, is constantly trying to work around their imperfections, whether it be racism or stubbornness, and despite these flaws being constantly shoved in his face, he continues to love them and worry about them, showing the complex relationship that he has with his parents in great detail.

The patriarch of the family, Able, is somewhat of a dictator; one that Lillian (the mother) is content with living under, but Teddy on the other hand struggles with his control more. Benny (the brother) doesn’t really want anything to do with the parents, probably because of his and Teddy’s childhood which was full of neglect from Lillian and strict militarian rule from Able. Current day, however, Lillian’s health is declining, and Teddy can’t let his mom get hurt because of Able’s bull-headed attitude. There is deeper family drama than just between Able and the rest of the family. Each character has a particular relationship with each other family member, and Downs doesn’t back down from showing us how each one is a little fucked up. I really enjoyed learning about all of those little intricacies! Sure, it was sad to see how the family was dysfunctional, but it was also nice to see the small moments where they weren’t, moments of kindness and love.

Something I found very depressing throughout the book, is the fact that Teddy himself is sixty, already in the later stages of life, so to be so much nearer to his parents in age than me was scary because I sympathized with him seeing how far life can degrade in just a couple of decades. I also sympathize with Benny, and Lillian, and even Able at times. They are all on this unstoppable ride, carrying them very unsteadily to an inevitable finish line, and to see them all struggle with it differently, and for different reasons, was very sad, but also humbling. We all are going along that same path, towards the Fifth Season of our lives, when we’ve lived a season too long, and life starts to catch up with us. Most of us will make it to that point, and it is something good to think about beforehand. Towards the end of the book the subject matter and situations get even grimmer, but Downs doesn’t fail to make you laugh still, throwing in some absurd analogies here and there, or some funny imagery. He doesn’t undercut every sad scene with a joke, but often enough to give a proper breather between some of the dark subject matter (They were much needed and appreciated).

The topic is a hard one to cover, because everyone knows their parents will one day die, but no one wants to think of it happening tomorrow. But it is something worth paying attention to. Downs puts it beautifully in his book, when Teddy is alone at night, thinking to himself. I’ll quote from one of my favorite passages of the book here: “What comes to me then is that this is not the most important time of their lives, but of mine. I was sent here to learn, even to be tested. This is my journey, too.” It’s a terrible thing…the fact that we have to learn the hard way; Watching the people that we have known the longest deteriorate the most. No matter how you feel about your parents, no matter what connection is there, the loss of them hurts. You think to yourself as it’s happening, “I’m losing them…Am I doing enough…Is this helping…Can anything help?” and before you know it you’re wondering “Did I do enough, Did I help.” The saddest part is, there is a finite limit on what you can do. It’s sometimes easier to wrap your head around the idea that you somehow didn’t do enough, when in reality, death is inevitable, and you couldn’t do all that much in the first place. I love the way that Downs tackles this subject matter, and his perspective is one worth reading.

To remind you, a major goal of my blog is to remind you guys of the benefits of physical media, and this article is no exception. I love physical books! I bought this book from Inklings (support your local bookstores), and I bought it used. I rarely buy used, but this book captured my interest, and it was only 8 dollars. Every time I do buy used it’s a cool feeling. You’re experiencing the exact same book someone else did. Throughout my read, I’ve caught little reminders of that fact. Every once in a while, I’d come across a dog eared page, a beacon telling me where the prior owner stopped reading for the night. I get to visualize their journey through the book, in a way that would be impossible if I read the book online, or heard an audiobook, or even simply bought the book new and unused. The feeling of taking the same journey someone else did is great, and seeing how their journey progressed as mind did made me feel less alone with the book, and more connected to the world outside of my head. That wasn’t all though, near the end of the book, the reader made some annotations. He blocked a couple of sections that meant something to him, and wrote little captions of what they reminded him of. The handwriting is a little hard to make out in spots, but from what I can tell, one boxed section is captioned “One of many passages like me.”, referring to one of the most profound and sad parts of the book. That was kind of emotional to read, because it reminded me that a real person was going through this kind of situation at some point, and probably passed away now, seeing as it has been 25 years since the book released, and the book was in a used bookstore. Another annotation in the margins simply says “Dad.” referring to the section next to it. That one is on one of the last pages of the book, so I won’t give any details about the passage…but it was one of the upsetting final revelations of the book. To again be reminded of the reality of the situations portrayed in the book hurt. It hurt a lot, actually. But I think that reminder was necessary. The reminder was a good one. I think anyone my age should read this, because it’s a potential preview of your later years in life. I think any one with aging parents should read this, because you might relate to it, much like the owner of the book before me did, and you might find comfort in the fact that you’re not alone in the process. I would rate the book a 9/10. Once again, I wouldn’t have had any of that extra experience, unique to this book, if I hadn’t bought the physical used copy. You never know what you’ll find with them, so go out and buy physical art. I tried not to spoil the ending of the book at all here, and there is so much more I could talk about, but I feel like it is so much better to just read and let it sink in. I’ll leave it to you to discover what happens to the characters at the end of the book. Give it a read!

One last thing I wanted to add, a little addendum, is that the author of the book passed away less than a year ago, in September of 2023. He only wrote a total of 8 books his whole life, and spent most of his time teaching, as he was a professor for his full time job. His life sounds a lot like Teddy’s in a way, and that seems right considering how personal The Fifth Season felt. It felt weird reading his obituary, because there is a bit in The Fifth Season about what your life boils down to in an obituary. From what is said in the book, I get the feeling he would be satisfied with his. He took the last ten years of his life off from writing books, and seemed to spend it with his family. Little did he know his book from 25 years ago would find me in my local bookshop, and touch me more personally than any book I’ve read to this point. Granted, I don’t read many real-to-life dramas, but this one is for sure my favorite that I’ve read. Robert was born in Chicago, Illinois on November 23, 1937 (Rock on, November babies). I think it is funny how someone from a completely different background, generation, and lifestyle, can relate to you and make you feel connected to a bigger story, even after death. Life is funny, and this book captures it very frankly. The Fifth Season is one that will stick with you.